🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Polyboros2]

Are you fucking kidding me? Again? Did this Rand thing cut him so deep he needed to go back to Vegas? Fucks sake.

HAHAHA, oh my fucking good I CALLED IT:

Oof, he looks pretty rough after that Thanksgiving trip, he might need another week to recharge in Vegas.

Honestly, I'm legitimately concerned about his health. His future is so bleak, I can't wait for the copes. I'd hate for that to be taken from us.

Ralph, like the retard wigger he is, is now going to take what’s left of the $9k (let’s be real that already funded his Thanksgiving trip plus casino adventure) and blow it on his fourth trip to Vegas.

Shit, you're right! I didn't even think of that, Ralph is going to blow the pay out from totaling his car in Vegas. Every time he gets a minor windfall (his exceptional wigger brain sees the insurance pay out as such, not a crippling loss) he goes to Vegas. The Chrischan royalties activated this addiction, I forget the second, but the 5k bet win instigated the third.

I'm guessing he sold Pantsu on how smart it is to file for bankruptcy.(remember he misread genuine advice on how to prepare to live through the life crippling impacts of a bankruptcy as "rack up as much debt as you can first")He's not putting that 9k to the remaining debt or a new vehicle cause he's going to run out assets then bankruptcy. That's why they aren't married. Even if he greasy piggy wriggles out of jail time, we'll still have the bankruptcy saga to look forward too. How fucking dumb is Pantsu? Is she buying this, or looking forward to not having to worry about the slight chance that Ralph will sober up enough to notice she's molesting the baby?

If he gets tossed in jail can we have a movie night or something? I'd like to watch Cool Hand Luke, personally.

Thread is pinned in Multimedia for the weekly Fri-Sun regular Kiwifarms movie nights to suggest when it happens.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

she's molesting the baby?

Both of them will do abhorrent shit to Xandra.

 

[Puck]

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Felted by trannies, bullied by teenagers, backstabbed by friends. It's literally everyone else's fault that Ralph's relationships are all a disaster.

Ralph's has burned 109 bridges but its always the other person fault

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph's has burned 109 bridges but its always the other person fault

That sounds very similar to the talking point that probably got Rand banned off of Twitter...

 

[AltisticRight]

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He just can't stop talking about Josh's penis at every opportunity. It's fucking crazy the obsession he has.

Also "criminal campaign" lmao someone call the FBI, KF chat has been shitposting a little too hard.

Criminal campaign and guilt by association?
You can replace his face with Anita or Zoe Quinn's and it'll become masturbatory material for KotakuInAction.

At least I respect TERFs, too bad Adrienne Ralph is just the first letter and infinitely gayer.

 

[Bepis]

Ralph got fucking shafted getting $9k for his car. The new and used car market is fucking retarded right now. A friend of mine totaled a 2015 Lexus SUV last month and got a $25k payout and is pissed because that will still not get them a comparable used car today.

Ralph, like the retard wigger he is, is now going to take what’s left of the $9k (let’s be real that already funded his Thanksgiving trip plus casino adventure) and blow it on his fourth trip to Vegas. He will go to jail dead broke. Good luck single mom Pantsu. I’m sure you will meet plenty of other baby mama’s to hang with when you visit Ralph in jail.

Pantsu is going to be 9 months pregnant hitching rides with a coworker whose voice hasn't cracked yet because this white nigger cared more about getting to gamble one more time than about making sure his not-wife has basic necessities while he is in prison for harassing his teenage junkie ex. So trad and based. The white race is finally saved and they're starting work on Ralph's visage for Mount Basedmore as we speak.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Call the police Ralph

 

[SargonF00t]

The world isn't ready for that massive hog. Releasing that photo would change the course of history.

I think the time has come for Null to just text Ethan a picture of his erect penis. He's talked about it every day for over a year at this point.
Josh, give the gunted man what he wants!

It's time to give Ralph what he so badly wants

Spoiler: The Broke Dick

 

[Gaymead]

Ralph is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for guests, Debate Participants. That bridge-burning is biting him hard in the ass:

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Ralph is taking hits from pronoun people also and then like usual resorts to blocking them.

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Little does Allison know that Ralph can't debate people because it results in him threatening to dox the other side's significant other.
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Or he just drops the "Nigger" bomb.
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Vaush is one of the most degenerate, despicable, and disingenuous leftists on the Internet, and to give him this ultimate win, by making himself look worse in comparison, is a strong reason for why Ethan is the anathema of Right-wing critical thought.

The Ralphamale is a lousy (mass) debater, as he is a lousy moderator, writer and editor (in Chief, or should be “Chiefly-in-Name”) and an even lousy orator, among a slew of other things this specimens fails at. Any intellectual dialogue or speech is aborted with his entry into the intellectual (as well as physical) battle.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I love watching him tard rage about his arch nemesis Josh Moon. Ethan’s never heard the phrase “He who angers you controls you,” which is why KF gets his goat even while he’s passed the fuck out. I’m sure he dreams about Josh’s dick every night. And he calls this winning! What a fairy.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I love watching him tard rage about his arch nemesis Josh Moon. Ethan’s never heard the phrase “He who angers you controls you,” which is why KF gets his goat even while he’s passed the fuck out. I’m sure he dreams about Josh’s dick every night. And he calls this winning! What a fairy.

I think he's thought about Josh's penis so much that he can't help but want to suck Nick Fuentes' cock.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

I'd just like to congratulate Ralph on being such a sperg, a thread just about his Twitter/Fedi has broken 200 pages.

Go play some slots Ralph, it's not easy watching everything people say about you and replying to it real time on your show.

 

[veri]

ralph tweets at alice again

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the “usual suspects” being your gf, or the alogs? if it’s the second one then that’s kinda pathetic that you’re letting the fan forum control what you say on twitter

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[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Go for it ralph! Alice Halfbreed may be crazy as fuck, but she’s got the same man face as fatass May, and a better body. You know you can’t get your little limp piggly wiggly dick up for a woman (lol) once she has pushed out a baby.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Ethan Ralph's spergouts on Fediverse are so great that I am now on the Fediverse. Thank you Gunt for showing me yet another great site.

 

[MediocreMilt]

ralph tweets at alice again
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the “usual suspects” being your gf, or the alogs? if it’s the second one then that’s kinda pathetic that you’re letting the fan forum control what you say on twitter
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Go for it, Ralphamale! Make like ShawnPhase and peel that low, low onion.

 

[Balthier]

ralph tweets at alice again
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the “usual suspects” being your gf, or the alogs? if it’s the second one then that’s kinda pathetic that you’re letting the fan forum control what you say on twitter
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Imagine being May and seeing your fiance saying shit like this to other whores online for everyone to see, even as a "joke". Don't worry, May! You're totally different from Faith and definitely more special to Ralph. Definitely!

Countdown to the Ralphamale replacing his pregnant partner part 2, electric boogaloo!

Edit: I can think of a lot of reasons why Alice would be Ralph's ideal partner but I think the two of them in a relationship might break one of the seals of Hell so I won't risk it.

 

[MeltyTW]

ralph tweets at alice again
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the “usual suspects” being your gf, or the alogs? if it’s the second one then that’s kinda pathetic that you’re letting the fan forum control what you say on twitter
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Agreed he should fuck alice publicly to own the trolls, what's next a Kiwi controlled cock cage for the gunt?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Agreed he should fuck alice publicly to own the trolls, what's next a Kiwi controlled cock cage for the gunt?

There's ransomware for Internet connected chastity cages, so that can be a reality.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

There's ransomware for Internet connected chastity cages, so that can be a reality.

This sounds fucking hilarious. Elaborate!