DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Martys_not_smarty]

I would argue that using how long you've been lukewarm sludge with no redeemable qualities isn't something anyone takes seriously and makes you look even more sad and pathetic when they see where you are now after all that time and how it's only a handful of literal retards throwing their disability check as you because it makes them think it puts a bunch of forum dwellers "on life support" I mean after all last time I checked thirteen times zero is ZERO.

 

[That Anony Mouse]

With this prestream I've done a 180 from hoping he dies soon to hoping he goes on the longest downward spiral imaginable. This dude could outlive me by 50 years and as long as it's all spent being this pathetic, then have at it.

Here's to the incoming 30 years legacy of being a goddam loser.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I'll believe he's making an effort to change when he starts playing multiplayer with his fans and admits to his fuck ups without deflecting blame for it.

This. He's not taking his situation seriously until he drops the ego. It is THE thing preventing him from recovering to ANY extent.

I keep thinking the NOEL sign in the back says INCEL.

And now I'm going to, too. lol

 

[actually]

yep, it's the game not him...

2 not so random people and 2 completely random...
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what ever helps you sleep at ni...oh right thats gin.

And who says Ori was horrible? A beloved game he was told how horrible it was....nigga please

Also, gais, he has 2 monitors cause he edited videos for a WHOLE YEAR, a whole year you dumb shits. Fighting tisms about the logo and this fucking overlay again..

My favorite is "Runebee", who apparently knocked out the whole game in one fucking sitting. Meanwhile, Phil's 3 hours in and probably won't finish it today either.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

You can do a poor man’s copyright by sending yourself mail, but Phil needs to find the most expensive route for everything cause more money = better according to Phil

 

[San Dimas High School]

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It's funny how he makes these rules that only apply to him. If he's been in business for 13 years it's the game's fault. Nintendo's been in business for 150 years motherfucker what are you even talking about?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Phil, you should tell disney your version of trademark laws and what companies can and can't do you exceptional water brained gin-tard. Unless I mean Disney is in the business of tombstones and kindergarten murals.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

My favorite is "Runebee", who apparently knocked out the whole game in one fucking sitting. Meanwhile, Phil's 3 hours in and probably won't finish it today either.

Oh one of my favorite DSP things is him reacting to the fact that he's the slowest god damn turtle gamer on the planet. "There's NO WAY people are finishing it that fast!"

Can't even bring himself to excuse himself as taking a scenic route in games, his ego won't let him, and it won't let him stop dawdling about either, because finishing a game quick means taking on another one, and that always scares/annoys him. If he doesn't stretch them out, it's harder to dodge the ones that will make for decent TIHYDPs, and avoiding that takes precedent even over his tip jar.

I love one of his issues colliding with another one. You can always count on it happening. lol

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

LOL.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

I can't watch Phil raw,not because I'm a sick in the head detractors that has an irrational hate for Phil because I put all of my life frustrations on him like some dents do, it's because he is moving his arms autistically the whole time he talks,he is moving his head constantly,he rocks back and forth or left and right,he looks in all fucking directions,etc. Have you ever tried imitating Phil when you are alone to see how retarded you feel? I have and I can't fathom acting like that because everyone would think I have a dent in my head. Just stay still Phil,on top of having to deal with constant lies,cope and room temperature IQ opinions you have to see him sperg out with his mannerisms.

I also can't take how he is always putting words in other people's mouths in order to claim they are irrational idiots who know nothing about anything unlike him,it's so dishonest and dented.

He is always implying he knows what other people are saying or thinking,and implying they think or say think is fucking retarded and ridiculous in order to make himself look like a reasonable person unlike everyone else,it's incredibly dishonest,the only other person I saw doing this is Cenk Uygur who is known as a dishonest retard incapable of presenting an argument he disagrees with in a precise manner.

 

[That Anony Mouse]

LOL.
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"My mom stopped rewarding me for- *glitch in the Matrix* for stuff when I was like seventeen. Sixteen!"

Reminder: Phil's 9/11 story is entirely about how he had his Tuesday lunch date with his mommy ruined in 2001...while he was 19 years old.

So, MASSIVE x to doubt on that one.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

LOL.
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He probably wanted to ape that guy so hard, but knew he would lose a paypig.

Phil needs his mouth droolers to survive, but he sure as hell doesn't like any of them.

This is pretty evident with how whenever they ask about "co-op" he always goes "maybe in the future" which is code for "never."

Reminder: Phil's 9/11 story is entirely about how he had his Tuesday lunch date with his mommy ruined in 2001...while he was 19 years old.

Momma Burnell: "Phillip a major catastrophy just happened, the wor..."

Phillip: "You guys weren't able to get my Wolverine toy? *sways*

Momma Burnell: "No, the world trade center just got hit by an airplane."

Phillip: "Ohhhh well that sucks I guess, anyways where should we eat? I really like the place with the pancakes, Ihog..."

 

[daBonehead]

LOL.
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"My mom stopped rewarding me for stuff when I was like 17!" DSP your mom pays for your Thanksgiving dinner every year and you're almost 40. She helped pay your taxes a couple years ago when you promised her you'd start looking for a real job which you still haven't done.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

LOL.
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Did he already forget who bought him his custom-made Thanksgiving dinner?

Edit: Ninja’d by @daBonehead

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Guess some of you will be me-me-ing this :-


DARK SIDED STUFF!!!

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

"My mom stopped rewarding me for stuff when I was like 17!" DSP your mom pays for your Thanksgiving dinner every year and you're almost 40. She helped pay your taxes a couple years ago when you promised her you'd start looking for a real job which you still haven't done.

The thing is with semantics Phil, he doesn't get rewarded shit, he just gets handed things like a spoiled child. These two that you mention are a given, and I want to say to some extent the exercise bike for Kat's birthday. Which he couldn't assemble, dismantled it, and somehow returned it for credit.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

it's because he is moving his arms autistically the whole time he talks,he is moving his head constantly,he rocks back and forth or left and right,he looks in all fucking directions,etc.

this is one of my favorite things about him. just imagine him there sitting all alone in his "awfice" ranting and raving and flailing all around to himself. like just imagine walking by and looking in through the window and witnessing that. its so fucking pathetic it just makes me lol

 

[Sup3r]

this is one of my favorite things about him. just imagine him there sitting all alone in his "awfice" ranting and raving and flailing all around to himself. like just imagine walking by and looking in through the window and witnessing that. its so fucking pathetic it just makes me lol

Except he willingly broadcasts said flailing for the entire world to see. For how big his ego is, he has no shame.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Except he willingly broadcasts said flailing for the entire world to see. For how big his ego is, he has no shame.

its still pathetic, but when you're seeing it through the lens of the camera the effect is less pronounced. but seeing someone "behind the scenes" just talking and ranting at a camera all by themselves is peak pathetic

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

Guess some of you will be me-me-ing this :-


DARK SIDED STUFF!!!

hey, I recognize that homo voice.
edit: I thought he had a different channel? is this a back-up?