DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
He's still fucking whining about the sandwich from Burger King? Holy fuck, Phil. How entitled are you that you can't get over a fucking sandwich? You call your detractors "immature dunces", but you're the one still holding onto this sandwich like it owed you money. In fact, if you weren't so paranoid of those *insert minority here*, you could've gone in and asked for another sandwich. Instead, you're just a lazy piece of gouty shit.
 
With this prestream I've done a 180 from hoping he dies soon to hoping he goes on the longest downward spiral imaginable.
Funny cause my 180 went from hoping he's here for decades to hoping Wings has a coronary and stops streaming so the psychopaths that orbit him come and show Phil how good he has it with the trolls he thinks are bad now.
 
Sony are committing fraud by making their own game pass, so dave will crawl back to his ps5, and will he give it the same praises he gave xbox ever since he started deepthroating their game pass?

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He's still fucking whining about the sandwich from Burger King? Holy fuck, Phil. How entitled are you that you can't get over a fucking sandwich? You call your detractors "immature dunces", but you're the one still holding onto this sandwich like it owed you money. In fact, if you weren't so paranoid of those *insert minority here*, you could've gone in and asked for another sandwich. Instead, you're just a lazy piece of gouty shit.
If it had been a case of it being raw, then I would understand to a degree. But his only problem was that it was a bit messy. He's upset there was a bit too much of a sauce. And the only reason for him refusing to let it go is because the only tweet that has garnered any attention was his bk one.

Even if there were no minorities outside of the bk, he was never going to confront them on it. He's that much of a coward.
 
He's still fucking whining about the sandwich from Burger King? Holy fuck, Phil. How entitled are you that you can't get over a fucking sandwich? You call your detractors "immature dunces", but you're the one still holding onto this sandwich like it owed you money. In fact, if you weren't so paranoid of those *insert minority here*, you could've gone in and asked for another sandwich. Instead, you're just a lazy piece of gouty shit.
That's how empty his life is, where all he can focus on is a slightly messed up fast food burger.
 
He's still fucking whining about the sandwich from Burger King? Holy fuck, Phil. How entitled are you that you can't get over a fucking sandwich? You call your detractors "immature dunces", but you're the one still holding onto this sandwich like it owed you money. In fact, if you weren't so paranoid of those *insert minority here*, you could've gone in and asked for another sandwich. Instead, you're just a lazy piece of gouty shit.
I thought he moved on but nope apparently the crime of the ch’king sandwich was so great that it will be remember until his dying breath.
 
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I thought he moved on but nope apparently he is going to remember a messed up fast food meal until his dying breath.
I like your faith in humanity on display, gives me hope. But this is Phil the ''No1 US player at EVO 2005 (4th overall) and No1 at some mall Tekken thing in 19whatever.

Like the trues boomer at heart he is, he is not letting go of anything, even more so if it is something that went against him and his fragile ego.
 
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"They saw that I am a content creator who embarrassed the fuck out of them."

Man if he truly believes that his overinflated ego is much worse than I thought. Also it's been fucking months get over it Phil this has been one of the most pathetic sagas yet.
It's funny that he ignored that the bk twitter bot then replied to the DSP tweet bot. His blocking of replies screwed it up for him. (That would be if it really was him wanting to sort it out)
 
Episode One of the Dope-rah Show:
Audience: It's the guy. He plays video games.
DSP: Maybe you didn't hear, I don't play vidya anymore.
Audience: We're just breaking yer balls...now go home and get yer fuckin' gamebox.

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Shinebox Phil, they call him. He makes your balls look like fucking mirrors. Only if you wear a bandana, shades, and call him BROTHER.
 
Funny that he cares so much about a $5 sandwich yet we are supposed to believe he cares so little about his finances that he allowed a hacker to syphon thousands of dollars from his checking account for months without him noticing.

Priorities I guess.
He retcon'd that so it was him referring to chargebacks
 
Funny cause my 180 went from hoping he's here for decades to hoping Wings has a coronary and stops streaming so the psychopaths that orbit him come and show Phil how good he has it with the trolls he thinks are bad now.
I would rather he not be given any legit reasons to bitch about trolls, because it's not like they're going to annoy him into silence. Much better for him to fuck up and get targeted by the woke crowd or something, he can't milk that shit.
And the only reason for him refusing to let it go is because the only tweet that has garnered any attention was his bk one.
I was wondering what this fucking sandwich stuff was about, and then saw this part. So it's another ProJared moment for him, is what you're telling me.

Imagine this being your life, wherein a highlight is a tweet about a sandwich you didn't approve of. Not the time you had a threesome with a couple of hot French chicks while on vacation in Paris, not your attendance of a really great Wrestlemania, not your fucking WEDDING (the one thing he actually DID do). No, the time you "embarrassed" a massive corporation that was around long before you and will be a successful venture long after you're being eaten by worms. ENTIRELY because your stupid decisions have you getting so few W's in life that this one is as precious as clean water is to a poor Iraqi.
Funny that he cares so much about a $5 sandwich yet we are supposed to believe he cares so little about his finances that he allowed a hacker to syphon thousands of dollars from his checking account for months without him noticing.

Priorities I guess.
Not to mention the time he bitched about losing more than $5 to a subscription he forgot to cancel. He noticed that, but not a bunch of fraudulent transactions on his bank account? The one he surely looks at a lot because he says he's constantly paying bills?

What can we say, he sucks more at lying than he does at playing video games.
 
He retcon'd that so it was him referring to chargebacks

Which has been retcon'd to people charging his credit cards 'years ago'.
How does he explain the thousands of dollars worth of iTunes cards then? It can't be for WWE Champions because he swears he doesn't even play mobile games.

How does he explain the $100+ a week charges to Total Wine? It can't be for liquor because Phil rarely drinks anymore.

Phil's got some 'splaining to do!
 
Imagine this being your life, wherein a highlight is a tweet about a sandwich you didn't approve of. Not the time you had a threesome with a couple of hot French chicks while on vacation in Paris, not your attendance of a really great Wrestlemania, not your fucking WEDDING (the one thing he actually DID do). No, the time you "embarrassed" a massive corporation that was around long before you and will be a successful venture long after you're being eaten by worms. ENTIRELY because your stupid decisions have you getting so few W's in life that this one is as precious as clean water is to a poor Iraqi.
Let us not forget that he also cried that he allegedly 'couldn't feed his wife' after that.

How does he explain the thousands of dollars worth of iTunes cards then? It can't be for WWE Champions because he swears he doesn't even play mobile games.

How does he explain the $100+ a week charges to Total Wine? It can't be for liquor because Phil rarely drinks anymore.

Phil's got some 'splaining to do!
The only logical answer, since he claims to live near him, is (redacted) is the culprit. :story:
 
How does he explain the thousands of dollars worth of iTunes cards then? It can't be for WWE Champions because he swears he doesn't even play mobile games.

How does he explain the $100+ a week charges to Total Wine? It can't be for liquor because Phil rarely drinks anymore.

Phil's got some 'splaining to do!
There's no other explanation except that he did it himself. Not exactly rocket science.
 
I was wondering what this fucking sandwich stuff was about, and then saw this part. So it's another ProJared moment for him, is what you're telling me.

Imagine this being your life, wherein a highlight is a tweet about a sandwich you didn't approve of. Not the time you had a threesome with a couple of hot French chicks while on vacation in Paris, not your attendance of a really great Wrestlemania, not your fucking WEDDING (the one thing he actually DID do). No, the time you "embarrassed" a massive corporation that was around long before you and will be a successful venture long after you're being eaten by worms. ENTIRELY because your stupid decisions have you getting so few W's in life that this one is as precious as clean water is to a poor Iraqi.
Best part is, it isn't even a w for him. Nothing really happened. The only reason he brings it up is because it went "viral" but all that happened is that BK responded to a DSP tweet bot and not the real guy.
 
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