DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SaidNoOneEver]

200 pages in 23 days.

 

[Dona Morte]

DrGlegend
$200.00
Is this a new pay piggy @Piece of Peace

https://www.youtube.com/user/DrGlegend/about

Old ass channel too.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I like that he cucked his viewers out of the Nazi hat because it's Street Friday night and historically he gets to wear the Bison hat to bait idiots to hit the goal then. He sounds very confident that it will be hit that he stuffs it out of the voting poll for the day stream.

Must think Jaxx gonna come in with another $100, brothaman.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

There's no other explanation except that he did it himself. Not exactly rocket science.

I was actually hoping he would connect the "a troll created all those iTunes charges" to his assertions about the Champions account being a frame-up, but instead he panicked over his initial panicked explanation and retconned everything. Doesn't matter, though, because by retconning his initial bullshit story, he just further demonstrates that it was a panicked response that he put no thought into, which further demonstrates how bullshit it was.

What I'm wondering is, why not follow through with the claim of someone trying to make him look bad with all those "fraudulent" iTunes transactions? That's where he was going, obviously, why change course? It fits in perfectly with his narrative of always being a victim that's targeted in a very specific manner.

This is why I'm thinking he's afraid of further leaks, and that has discouraged him from wanting to even talk about it further. Assuming that's what this retcon is a prelude to, him memory-holing and falling silent on it, out of sheer embarrassment that he immediately went all "Yeah, look at all these fake charges someone made! Totally messed up, right?", the moment he found out that he had been busted in the worst way. Like the complete knee-jerking idiot that he is.

I'm thinking that from here on out is when Phil is finally going to do the remotely smart thing and refuse to address the topic ever again, like he should've done to begin with.

 

[actually]

Must think Jaxx gonna come in with another $100, brothaman.

It's the beginning of the month, so he's not wrong on this, tbh.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

It's the beginning of the month, so he's not wrong on this, tbh.

Leave it to Phil to feel not the least bit of fucking shitty about the fact that his life involves scheduling gimmicks around the times his handicapped fans get their disability checks. He shouldn't even be NOTICING it, let alone dependent upon it.

Totally a successful business. A shining example for others to follow. Burger King, take notes from the King of Hate.

 

[snort inquisition]

200 pages in 23 days.

we all love to hate this fucking idiot

 

[Lolidaki]

you could've gone in and asked for another sandwich.

Wrong, negative, incorrect, the door was LOCKED due to COVID and he wasn't about to waste time going back through the drive-through, DEBUNKED

 

[TurdFondler]

a slightly messed up fast food burger.

Is there any other kind though?

 

[UaineRunei]

It's the beginning of the month, so he's not wrong on this, tbh.

Nah it's December, dood! The most generous month of the year!

What I mean is another $1000 tip or gtfo

 

[actually]

He shouldn't even be NOTICING it, let alone dependent upon it.

I don't think he does. At least not to the level we do. He just knows that some person named JaxxRaxor shows up pretty much every Friday and is damn near guaranteed to tip him anywhere from $25 to (more likely) $100 simply for playing Street Fighter. If P, Then Q is the pinnacle of DSP's logical ability.

 

[JPG]

It's quite something how his hair has vacated his head at such pace. This is from 2018..

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

It's quite something how his hair has vacated his head at such pace. This is from 2018..
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His ghastly appearance at 39 is why I think he abuses alcohol regularly. People who drink alot age like fucking milk left out in the sun. I’ve seen it first hand with family and it’s shocking. It’s like having a fast forward button to the fucking grave man.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

It's quite something how his hair has vacated his head at such pace. This is from 2018..
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It's very funny thinking about Phil's physical appearance over the passage of time within a few years, it's like his skin has gotten even pastier white somehow, he can't even manage to grow half his facial hair anymore and most of it is starting to grey out, his hair line has also greatly receded and his widows peak now makes him look like he's a man in his late 50's or early 60's who abuses his body with no excersise and binge drinking.

It's truly a reflection of his lifestyle and just how shit he is at taking care of himself (nah it's just bad genetics dood, his hair is still full and thick!). Also when the roomate joined the scene these changes began to become very noticeable around mid 2019 I think, she must have started to give up on making partially healthy meals and resorted to frozen slop and take out. Now that Phil is now apparently ordering his groceries via delivery, he has even less of a reason to leave the snort fort.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

It's very funny thinking about Phil's physical appearance over the passage of time within a few years, it's like his skin has gotten even pastier white somehow, he can't even grown half his facial hair anymore and most of it is starting to grey, his hair line has greatly receded and his widows peak now makes him look like he's a man in his late 50's.

It's truly a reflection of his lifestyle and just how shit he is at taking care of himself (nah it's just bad genetics dood, his hair is still full and thick!). Also when the roomatw joined the scene these changes began to become very noticeable around mid 2019 I think, she must have started to give up on making partially healthy meals and resorted to frozen slop and take out.

You can eat like a fucking hog and still look young though - you see it everyday. Something else is for sure in the mix here.

But I agree that that is certainly a major factor however, just clarifying.

 

[50 bit bitch]

His ghastly appearance at 39 is why I think he abuses alcohol regularly. People who drink alot age like fucking milk left out in the sun. I’ve seen it first hand with family and it’s shocking. It’s like having a fast forward button to the fucking grave man.

At least the milk is getting some sun, Dave hasn't had a shot of vitamin D in over a decade

Gollum lookin' ass

 

[Lolidaki]

"Cause I'm a content creator I get ripped off"-the guy's response to being "ghosted" by Burger King on Twitter
this fatfuck karen honestly thinks people at this fast-food chain give a shit about "do you know who the fuck I am?" just cause they responded to his gay little tweet? It's the typical "we're sorry" tweet everyone gets from companies, you ain't a victim and you ain't a somebody. He really thinks because he "exposed" them is why they won't give goutman his coupons, and he's holding this grudge now for several months because of it.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

"Cause I'm a content creator I get ripped off"-the guy's response to being "ghosted" by Burger King on Twitter
this fatfuck karen honestly thinks people at this fast-food chain give a shit about "do you know who the fuck I am?" just cause they responded to his gay little tweet? It's the typical "we're sorry" tweet everyone gets from companies, you ain't a victim and you ain't a somebody. He really thinks because he "exposed" them is why they won't give goutman his coupons, and he's holding this grudge now for several months because of it.

I thought he decided that his embarrassing BK Karen freakout was a joke and we were all fucking idiots for thinking he was taking it seriously.

 

[Iron Hamster]

"Cause I'm a content creator I get ripped off"-the guy's response to being "ghosted" by Burger King on Twitter
this fatfuck karen honestly thinks people at this fast-food chain give a shit about "do you know who the fuck I am?" just cause they responded to his gay little tweet? It's the typical "we're sorry" tweet everyone gets from companies, you ain't a victim and you ain't a somebody. He really thinks because he "exposed" them is why they won't give goutman his coupons, and he's holding this grudge now for several months because of it.

So he's actually using 'content creator' as code for jackass all this time.

 

[Surly Muppet]

"My mom stopped rewarding me for- *glitch in the Matrix* for stuff when I was like seventeen. Sixteen!"

Reminder: Phil's 9/11 story is entirely about how he had his Tuesday lunch date with his mommy ruined in 2001...while he was 19 years old.

So, MASSIVE x to doubt on that one.

His mom can't reward him for anything anyway because he hasn't seen any success in the last decade.
As a matter of fact, after paying for the entirety of his wedding, she was busy scrounging up $4k in an failed attempt to bail him out of his failures.

It's immature to be rewarded by your parents. The adult thing to do is scam them.