DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Anonymous Dimwit]

I think at this point I should consider the idea that my forum name "BTK" now stands for "Burger The King" or something, just to connect to this insane Burger King saga.

That burger has stayed alive longer in Phil's head than your victims ever did around you. I'm honestly impressed that Burger King could hurt a pig for this long without animal cruelty charges.

 

[BTK]

That burger has stayed alive longer in Phil's head than your victims ever did around you. I'm honestly impressed that Burger King could hurt a pig for this long without animal cruelty charges.

I'm tired and about to go to sleep but there must be something in the following:

Whopper

PP Burnell

Who PP er.

The pieces are all there, I know it.

Also does Burger King have a pork sandwich like the McRib?

I wonder if there's any old Burger King commercials with the "King" (of hate lol) with a horse... There's gotta be some fun to have here.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

I'm tired and about to go to sleep but there must be something in the following:

Whopper

PP Burnell

Who PP er.

The pieces are all there, I know it.

Also does Burger King have a pork sandwich like the McRib?

I wonder if there's any old Burger King commercials with the "King" (of hate lol) with a horse... There's gotta be some fun to have here.

In America at least, most food places try to keep away from horses to try to keep the mental link between food and horse meat as far away as possible.

Except ikea I guess.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I just laughed myself nearly to death noticing that his "podcast" screen border is made of bricks... the pig literally built himself a brick house to protect from detractor wolves that might want to blow it down.

For those who aren't aware of the nursery rhyme: https://youtu.be/Olo923T2HQ4

All I see is a pig in a brick oven.

Someone should add a circle of flames around him and the image is complete. No need to add salt, it oozes from him naturally. The Chosen Ham of the seven kingdoms, born of fire and salt.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

In America at least, most food places try to keep away from horses to try to keep the mental link between food and horse meat as far away as possible.

Except ikea I guess.

Your best bet would to find some actual authentic Mongolian restaurants (no Mongolian beef BBQ is not traditional at all, it's an invention by the chinks) since a regular part of their diet is horse milk and meat and has been for hundreds of years, being apart of the nomad lifestyle and all.

But yeah you would be hard pressed to find that niche cuisine in North America, it would be hilarious if pig roach made another poll for feasting with the gout king and his viewers could pick authentic Mongolian cuisine.

 

[gaarashatan]

Imagine complaining about a sandwich after three months.

no he didnt, i had totally forgotten about it. DID HE REALLY?!

 

[DeeTracktor]

Can we not forget that the BK saga also happened on his Wifes birthday, where Kat drove Phil to the BK drive through and watched the AEW PPV with Phil's true love, CM PUNK for her special day

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

no he didnt, i had totally forgotten about it. DID HE REALLY?!

Yeah he once again seethed about the BK sandwich yesterday for some reason. Here's a clip (big ups Hate Army Watch)

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Well Phil is actually Polish. Not Italian. He might be like 3% Italian.

Edit: don't believe me? Google "middle aged polish man" and this shit pops up. it's polish Phil and he has hit the glasses goal.

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He's really no different then your typical American mutt, he likes to think he's special by claiming to be Italian, but millions of Americans also have had an ancestor from the Italian penisula as well, some more then others have managed to cling onto their heritage a little better, but for the most part generations of Americans have assimilated to be completely detached from the country that their ancestors may or may not have come from.

If Phil couldn't brag about that tiny slither of his ethnicity, then he'd feel more insecure about himself I think. We know how much he likes to parade about all his authentic family recipes and shit, it puts him on a pedestal to look down on people who aren't Italian, because it makes him feel superior about certain aspects of that culture that come from being Italian.

He loves his fake Italian shit yeah he's just a quarter Italian and quarter Polack from his mother and then his entire paternal line literally going back to colonial times is all English. The Burnells, from my brief and frankly half-assed time researching, came over from Norfolk (where his 7th great-grandfather Robert Burnell was baptized) in the 1690s and settled in the Massachusetts colonies. They then moved to Maine and stayed there for 5 generations. So his dad is a super WASP and his mother is your general jersey/Connecticut turn of the 19th century immigrant Italian-Polish mutt. He just looks like a hideous goblin to me tbh.

 

[ProvenWrong]

Yeah he once again seethed about the BK sandwich yesterday for some reason. Here's a clip (big ups Hate Army Watch)

Time waiting for Burger King apology: 3 months.

Time waiting for Twitch Apology: 6 months

Wonder who'll apologize first lmao

 

[King Nutsack]

I like that he cucked his viewers out of the Nazi hat because it's Street Friday night and historically he gets to wear the Bison hat to bait idiots to hit the goal then. He sounds very confident that it will be hit that he stuffs it out of the voting poll for the day stream.

Must think Jaxx gonna come in with another $100, brothaman.

Hilariously, he did not get to live out his Nazi fantasies during his SF stream. A $70 pittance.

 

[Spirelord]

I stop lurking the DSP Subforum for some time and I came back to him claiming identity theft resulting in tens of thousands of dollars in charges in his name, rebranding preschtream into a pahdcast, a new crusty jpeg of a channel icon, and Phil shit talking one of the older game genres because he don't like 'em... Except trying to say it's hated by everybody because of his personal disinterest while playing it for the channel and claiming it's not bringing in views.

Other than the credit stuff, adding in the Youtuber's Life 2 failure, I'm seeing a weird picture. Is Phil actually going through a midlife crisis? No really, fuck the meme of WWE Champions being the cause/result, is Phil doing the internet equivalent of dying his hair and buying a Ferrari?

He took the idea of Youtuber's Life 2 from Pewdiepie to try and fail to dunk on him, but I think he thought it might blow up simply because he never thought of it he did, Game Dev Tycoon and the first Youtuber's Life in fact, he's just an idiot that chased a trending meme game for once instead of stubbornly going after every new AAA/popular release. Along with him doing Metroid Dread after saying he won't for so long, and he'll do a genre he dislikes IF paid to do so... Is he trying to find a new niche after seeing so few whales and peepul in chat because he does know the 'silent majority' is grade A bullshit? A new profile pic, 'new' way of handling prestreams (by calling them podcasts), all because of him potentially distancing himself from his infamy or even panicking over the future?

Nah he's probably just flailing about because he needs that money, he really really needs that money. And he'd do anything to get it, as shown by him claiming someone stole his credit card info and asking for more money to keep playing Dread. But it was an interesting line of thought so I figured I'd post it- maybe someone else can make something of it.

 

[Madmartigan]

Also does Burger King have a pork sandwich like the McRib?

No. They've had a few variants of a pulled pork sandwich that they've had for a limited time on a few occasions.
Also they sold ribs for a short period of time a long ass time ago.

 

[Balr0g]

Time waiting for Burger King apology: 3 months.

Time waiting for Twitch Apology: 6 months

Wonder who'll apologize first lmao

Sounds like the old MAstercard advertisment:

Waiting for Twitch apology: 6 months
Waiting for Burger King apology: 3 months
DSP getting no apology: priceless

 

[DeeTracktor]

is Phil doing the internet equivalent of dying his hair

He goes to a place called ''Curls and Twirls'' to get his thinning hair dyed black

 

[Preferred Penne]

Where's that tweet of Phil saying "I have never really dwelled on anything for more than a day"?

 

[architect]

Is he seriously claiming that the people who leaked his info also stole his money? I think this gouty beast might be trying to swindle his bank by claiming all the iTunes and Paypal charges were made by someone else, with the ultimate goal of getting his bank to compensate him for all the money he (the hacker, not Phil himself) put into mobile games. He got away with defrauding the bankruptcy system so I wouldn't even put this past him.

 

[PieceofShet]

Okay guys, real talk. Which one of you motherfuckers did this?

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[REGENDarySumanai]

Is he seriously claiming that the people who leaked his info also stole his money? I think this gouty beast might be trying to swindle his bank by claiming all the iTunes and Paypal charges were made by someone else, with the ultimate goal of getting his bank to compensate him for all the money he (the hacker, not Phil himself) put into mobile games. He got away with defrauding the bankruptcy system so I wouldn't even put this past him.

Could you imagine if Phil defrauded the banks and immediately dumped all the money he got back into WWE Champions?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Yeah he once again seethed about the BK sandwich yesterday for some reason. Here's a clip (big ups Hate Army Watch)

lol. 6 fucking minutes. Such a baby. But on a brighter note since I see mentions of apologies........

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Yes folks..........200 days that Phail has not apologized to Twitch for chastising them and using hateful slurs. Ah, the toxic memories. Special thanks to An1337

Is he seriously claiming that the people who leaked his info also stole his money?

Depends on what day it is. He said someone ran up his credit cards the other day. Thousand and thousands of dollars that he has hard evidence of but somehow didn't see when it was happening.