🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MirnaMinkoff]

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And how many of those 45k followers are dead, inactive accounts and/ or hate followers. Looking at his tweets interactions, I'd say at least half of them.

LMAO Twitter ads are based on engagement not your follower numbers. The fact that Ralph gets a few dozen likes at best, and almost no retweets, he won’t see a dime from Twitter ads.

I think all of Ralph’s self-esteem is based on his Twitter check mark, which explains his constant desperate escape to the Vegas slots, food addiction and alcoholism.

 

[Monster Zero Ultra]

Did I miss something with Ralph getting into a shit throwing contest with a pa
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Every time I see that pic of Ralphs disgusting body I laugh, It's so fucking funny. I can't get over how his body genuinely does not look human. Why does his gunt split in half at the end of it?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Ralph could crush a man to death by sitting on him. But which of his asses would he use to do it???

Obviously the front butt is more lethal. Notice how aggressively it fights back when drunk and angry. The bifurcation acts like a smothering device.
The conventional back butt would too flat from being immobile 99% of the time to get the job done. It’s better suited to sitting in front of a slot machine for 18 hours straight.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Days later and he is still going on about his Gluten Intolerance. I don't know why he Is making such a big deal about it.

He's probably still seething about Augie posting the photo from his fight with the trannies. The Gunt is more exposed here than it was in Knoxville or even the Gunt tape, as we see its true power level from that side angle shot. Ralph really doesn't like that picture being out there, I hope his new ayelawgs have taken note of that.

I can't get over how his body genuinely does not look human. Why does his gunt split in half at the end of it?

It kind of reminds me of Cartman's ass

Somehow, even cartoon characters have more human looking bodies than Ralph.

 

[plgfarts]

lmao look at those toothpick legs.

 

[byuu]

I bet Josh doesn't even own a suit overpriced manpurse.

 

[Jack Awful]

lmao look at those toothpick legs.

Reminds me of Chris Chan.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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lmao look at those toothpick legs.

His outfit probably did cost more than Pantsu’s QVC engagement ring.

Ralph really thinks he’s look like a rich successful man in this get-up. Sad. All those years of mom buying his clothes at Wal-Mart really broke his tiny wigger brain. Anything that’s not a $15 t-shirt and sweats is high class shit for Ralphamale.

Ethan puts on his Gucci purse and a warm feeling of confidence flows through Gunt. But deep down inside he knows he won’t be a real impressive VIP until he’s wearing a 10 oz gold chain. Being a mid-range label whore just doesn’t fill the self-esteem void like gold.

BTW, the jacket Ralph is wearing costs $80. Big spender there Ralph.

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/polo-ralph-lauren-mens-packable-windbreaker?ID=11526204

 

[Nod Flenders]

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lmao look at those toothpick legs.

That man purse, too. Not very alpha there.

 

[GL09]

Someone should tell Ralph he wasted all his money. He can buy the finest most expensive apparel but he will always look like a clown thanks to his grotesque freak show of a body. Maybe he should have spent that money buying some clothes for his supposed son that he apparently cares so much about.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Someone should tell Ralph he wasted all his money. He can buy the finest most expensive apparel but he will always look like a clown thanks to his grotesque freak show of a body. Maybe he should have spent that money buying some clothes for his supposed son that he apparently cares so much about.

He’s white trash personified - bloated, beady eyed, greasy, morbidly obese, lard curtain, sweaty, short, poorly groomed, out of breath. He could be wearing $100k plus in clothing, accessories and jewelry and would still come across as pure white trash.

The old cliche applies, money can’t buy class.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

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lmao look at those toothpick legs.

Ralph could spend a million dollars on clothes and he'd still look awful. The "expensive" clothes aren't the disguise he thinks they are.

 

[FujiWuji]

We need someone autistic enough to research ralphs clothes and find out how much they cost. I need to know.

 

[Hüftpriester]

lmao look at those toothpick legs.

More proof Ralph never played sports like he claims and has always been a lazy fat fuck. It really is impressive those legs can carry the Gunt. I don't think they'll hold up too much longer. Better have that mobility scooter ready to go, Ralph.

Not sure if it's been mentioned in another thread but the heroin addict pictured with Ralph there also once shit his pants on stream.

We need someone autistic enough to research ralphs clothes and find out how much they cost. I need to know.

The jacket is less than $150 if you're buying it directly from Ralph Lauren. Gunt probably got it at Nordstrom Rack for like $50. Broke ass nigga, lol



The most expensive part of his attire are probably the tims that bring him from a modest 5'1 to a towering 5'3.

 

[Opticana]

How Ralph thinks he looks:

How he actually looks:

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Imagine boasting about the cost of your clothes while your common law horse is forced to recycle the one ugly dress she owns.



Sad.

 

[Sammich]

Obviously the front butt is more lethal. Notice how aggressively it fights back when drunk and angry. The bifurcation acts like a smothering device.
The conventional back butt would too flat from being immobile 99% of the time to get the job done. It’s better suited to sitting in front of a slot machine for 18 hours straight.
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I'd like to thank Ethan Oliver Ralph's big bifurcated gunt for holding up his pants. No one wants to see that.

Bah, who am i kidding, @theralph is as smooth as a ken doll down there.

 

[Doughy Mystery Man]

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lmao look at those toothpick legs.

His knees appear to be buckling under his weight. Sorry gunt, but even 'spensive attire can't hide your Jimmy Valmer legs.

 

[Null]

The jacket is less than $150 if you're buying it directly from Ralph Lauren. Gunt probably got it at Nordstrom Rack for like $50. Broke ass nigga, lol

lol

this dude is a primitive. needs to be sent back to africa to spend time with monkeys.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

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this dude is a primitive. needs to be sent back to africa to spend time with monkeys.

The most expensive part of Ralph’s outfit are his accessories. Very womanly behavior.