Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I hope he rethinks getting FFS (if that's what he has planned) because we all know how that went for Contra and obviously it's very extreme to be carving up your face for a fetish. He's probably itching to get FFS done as soon as possible because he thinks it'll help him land more acting roles, so that could also be another motivating factor. Hopefully it goes much better for him than it did for Contra.

None of the troons I'm actively following got anything out FFS. Kevryn Gibes orbiter James Michael "Hailey Adams" Blasingame still looks like a fat and retarded pre-schooler, Cole Jason "Sophie Halili Villa " Peterson looks like Robert Z'Dar's faggy bastard son, and Brett Gaetano "Rioley Ravioli" "Ripley Violet Tempest Storm" Lemke looks even manlier.

At best the surgery does nothing and at worst the surgeon shaves just a bit too much bone off, leading to permanent nerve damage and a life of pain. While understating the complication rates this site presents a complete and honest list of possible complications. (archive)
IMO Olly's either posturing or proving himself to be an even greater idiot than I thought.

 

[AntiStan23]

Just watched the first half of his new video. Then i stopped half way mainly because it was boring. our favorite narcissist has once again spared no effort to put himself in a favorable light as the supposed grande dame of philosophy. Quite a bit of money went into production and he clearly has a team of people working for him to make „Abigail“ happen. I mainly remember the cringier parts of the video where he is amused like a bimbo about his own bad pronunciation of german words. Somehow his transLARP makes me almost sad. I don’t really know why. There is a tragic element in all this. Don’t wanna be a debbie downer. I’ll listen to the rest of it eventually, maybe… whilst cleaning the toilet or sth. There were really no interesting or new points in this. Maybe that’s what’s sad. To quote william shakespeare: much ado about nothing.

 

[The Mad Pirate]

Athena, guillotines, and an attempt at French. I was 3 for 3 this video. No more videos until February, with the exception of a behind the scenes documentary. He's hinted at getting surgery in 2022 and it seems like that's planned for January? I'm guessing it's FFS.
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I guess he's technically two years into his transition but it seems really fast to potentially be getting FFS or something similar. Will be somewhat funny seeing him getting surgery so soon after screeching about wait times.

According to "Claire" the girlfriend is travelling to the US next week and....low and behold...."coincidentally" Olly is taking December off.
I think that's pretty much a confirmation from Olly that he is dating "Claire".

 

[Scarmaiden]

At best the surgery does nothing and at worst the surgeon shaves just a bit too much bone off, leading to permanent nerve damage and a life of pain.

Contra probably had his chin shaved and it didn't turn out well. The chin decreased in size, but it looks like the skin kinda sloughed so his neckline is sagging now
He was aiming for something elegant and got a Leafy chin instead. Many such cases!


Granted Olly's chin is probably the biggest facial giveaway, so he could use smth like that. Kinda funny, dude has absolute chad jawline (the pudgy body it's attached to notwithstanding) and decided to troon out

Also still getting that 5 o'clock shadow

 

[mensch]

 

[ooooooooookie]

I'm not watching the video because I could stand maybe one minute, but are his views usually this low?

 

[KinoCiudățel]

Local archive for those who don't want to give him views. Does anyone have the timestamp for when he speaks French? His voice makes me feel sick so I will certainly not watch all of this.

 

[esmeggs]

Does anyone have the timestamp for when he speaks French?

It's at 10:45, there might be more but I skipped most of the video.

 

[Shotgun Badger]

Athena, guillotines, and an attempt at French. I was 3 for 3 this video. No more videos until February, with the exception of a behind the scenes documentary. He's hinted at getting surgery in 2022 and it seems like that's planned for January? I'm guessing it's FFS.
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I guess he's technically two years into his transition but it seems really fast to potentially be getting FFS or something similar. Will be somewhat funny seeing him getting surgery so soon after screeching about wait times.

Small thing, did he talk about the discordant stuff to do with his Athena costume?

 

[ProfessorCuckulus]

the thumbnail of that tranny chin made me wanna barf. who was it that said "transgenders are the female form in effigy." this is what they meant.

 

[The Mad Pirate]

Granted Olly's chin is probably the biggest facial giveaway, so he could use smth like that. Kinda funny, dude has absolute chad jawline (the pudgy body it's attached to notwithstanding) and decided to troon out

Claire Michelle's massive chin is probably even worse specially when "she" smiles. Olly's chin looks like it has more chances at passing than the one Claire has.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

I hope he rethinks getting FFS

I hope he gets permanent nerve damage.

 

[behindyourightnow]

View attachment 2760063View attachment 2760064“It was all muscles, nails, and wings and I thought ‘I wanna do that, I wanna look like that…..’”

Okay chube so I see nails. I see wings. But the first thing you said you saw was the muscles. I see the muscles in the statue. I do not see yours.

I see a flabby hairy gut. I see broad chest and shoulders with remarkably absent definition. I see barely perceptible deltoids covered in a layer of flab rendering the arms cylindrical.

The pudge on your jaw makes it almost completely blend into your flab neck. Even though it’s visible it’s not defined at all because you are fat

Nice try. Your “ambition” fuelled video is just sad

His physique there confuses the hell out of me because he is not even that overweight. Look at his arms, they're not that chubby. He somehow looks skinnyfat without being skinny? Like how do you even achieve a lack of muscle definition to that extent?

Also still getting that 5 o'clock shadow
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How many people does he have working on his appearance, and not one of them could spare some simple orange concealer? Do they all secretly hate Olly? Or do they try to put it on but he insists he's not growing a beard anymore because he is a magical lady now?

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

I hope he rethinks getting FFS (if that's what he has planned) because we all know how that went for Contra and obviously it's very extreme to be carving up your face for a fetish. He's probably itching to get FFS done as soon as possible because he thinks it'll help him land more acting roles, so that could also be another motivating factor. Hopefully it goes much better for him than it did for Contra.

It might have been in this thread or a similar one, but the point was made that FFS is so prone to have risks because "FFS" actually consists of a given combination of multiple procedures all at once that you'd usually do individually. There's also the fact you're under anaesthetic for a longer time because of it. A troon could be getting a jaw shave, browbone shave, rhinoplasty, and a brow lift all in one, for example. That's one after the other by the same surgeon. If one or more aspects has complications it's all going to happen at once and there's less chance to recover or correct it.

 

[AssignedEva]

Couldn't be bothered to go down to Elephant and Castle to watch the circus, unfortunately. No idea what time Ollie's special speech is.

I'm watching the video now. There's something hilarious about him reciting the Illiad while his cheap helmet's cheek guards flap like cardboard in the wind and the tassel on his spear frays apart. Despite spending a lot of money on this video it looks incredibly shoddy.

Ok maybe this is jigsaw piece worthy but this actually made me feel a little sorry for Ollie:

Like maybe it's the sort of thing a blokey lad like Ollie wouldn't notice. But I'm picturing him trying on the helmet and noticing the cheek guard is fucked. Maybe he asks one of the people he hired (who is just there for a paycheck and is not invested in the video at all) to try and fix it, or he tries to reinforce that cheek guard with a bit of duct tape but it doesn't work. I'm picturing getting him frustrated and upset, and debating not wearing the helmet, or delaying the video and ordering a replacement, but ultimately caving and trying to yolo it while feeling really awkward and uncomfortable.

Then again it would have taken 5 seconds to trim this tassel:

and he couldn't be arsed so perhaps he literally didn't even consider how shit he looked.

Here's some bonus mean Ollie screenshots

 

[Tombigbee]

Someone on Twitter posted this. You’d think Olly would opt for a mask at all times because that jaw is death-dealing to his troonery.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

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Someone on Twitter posted this. You’d think Olly would opt for a mask at all times because that jaw is death-dealing to his troonery.

Passing is a cisheteropatriarchonormative concept, you transphobe. Aby isn't masculine as fuck he's "alternatively feminine" - learn the difference.

 

[Futaba]

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Someone on Twitter posted this. You’d think Olly would opt for a mask at all times because that jaw is death-dealing to his troonery.

Looking like an 80s Glam rock singer lol - maybe hes bustin out a rendition of dude looks like a lady?

 

[Distraught Knuckles]

Couldn't be bothered to go down to Elephant and Castle to watch the circus, unfortunately. No idea what time Ollie's special speech is.

I'm watching the video now. There's something hilarious about him reciting the Illiad while his cheap helmet's cheek guards flap like cardboard in the wind and the tassel on his spear frays apart. Despite spending a lot of money on this video it looks incredibly shoddy.

Ok maybe this is jigsaw piece worthy but this actually made me feel a little sorry for Ollie:
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Like maybe it's the sort of thing a blokey lad like Ollie wouldn't notice. But I'm picturing him trying on the helmet and noticing the cheek guard is fucked. Maybe he asks one of the people he hired (who is just there for a paycheck and is not invested in the video at all) to try and fix it, or he tries to reinforce that cheek guard with a bit of duct tape but it doesn't work. I'm picturing getting him frustrated and upset, and debating not wearing the helmet, or delaying the video and ordering a replacement, but ultimately caving and trying to yolo it while feeling really awkward and uncomfortable.

Even well-made reproductions will flap around a bit if you don’t secure them just by nature of the way they’re made, historical helmets would have as well if worn like that. Roman helmets had little metal hoops on the insides of the cheek guards which were supposed to be held together by a strip of leather, like so

Hilariously it looks like the reason Ollie didn’t do this is because the cheek guards on his helmet don’t even reach the bottom of his fucking gargantuan chin.

 

[scathefire]

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Someone on Twitter posted this. You’d think Olly would opt for a mask at all times because that jaw is death-dealing to his troonery.

Hilariously it looks like the reason Ollie didn’t do this is because the cheek guards on his helmet don’t even reach the bottom of his fucking gargantuan chin.

Philosophy Chin strikes again.