DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Could you imagine if Phil defrauded the banks and immediately dumped all the money he got back into WWE Champions?

I’m still curious as to why the criminals who raided Phil’s bank account just dumped the money into his WWE Champions account.

Oh wait, that’s right. Phil doesn’t have a WWE Champions account. Or a Line App account. My bad.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Nah he's probably just flailing about because he needs that money, he really really needs that money. And he'd do anything to get it, as shown by him claiming someone stole his credit card info and asking for more money to keep playing Dread. But it was an interesting line of thought so I figured I'd post it- maybe someone else can make something of it.

This. Phil isn't capable of having a mid-life crisis, because that requires more honesty and thoughts of the distant future than he has ever displayed. Not to mention that despite his bluster about being a mature adult who doesn't make juvenile remarks when there's T & A on screen, Phil does not at all recognize that he's not a young man anymore, he very much acts like retirement age is way too far away for his lazy ass to have to worry about yet.

Never forget that his thoughts on having Christmas as an adult is that it sucks because you're the one giving the presents, not receiving them. He is incapable of looking at things from an actual grown-up's perspective, he can only feel what a child would. Hard to have a mid-life crisis when you're never emotionally or intellectually above the age of twelve.

Where's that tweet of Phil saying "I have never really dwelled on anything for more than a day"?

There's so much stuff that he's willing to tell a bold-faced lie about that it's impossible to rank one above the other, once you get to the top ten, so it becomes more of a ten way tie than a countdown to the biggest, most egregious one.

That's one hell of a feat, and his only legit accomplishment outside of never missing a chance to be a giant hypocrite.

Is he seriously claiming that the people who leaked his info also stole his money? I think this gouty beast might be trying to swindle his bank by claiming all the iTunes and Paypal charges were made by someone else, with the ultimate goal of getting his bank to compensate him for all the money he (the hacker, not Phil himself) put into mobile games. He got away with defrauding the bankruptcy system so I wouldn't even put this past him.

As much as I would love for him to be that stupid, his laziness and knowledge of the truth unfortunately prevents him from going that far. He bothered to try getting his debt wiped because he wasn't really going after that, he was just preventing debt collectors from harassing him. I doubt it would've mattered to him as much, getting Chapter 7, if it didn't also mean scoring a W over the community of do-gooders who constantly try to bust him on his bad behavior. He's not apt to think that far ahead, after all.

And like I've said, this was clearly a panicked bit of bullshit, which he then retconned. Not some 5-D chess move.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Where's that tweet of Phil saying "I have never really dwelled on anything for more than a day"?

 

[Iron Hamster]

There's so much stuff that he's willing to tell a bold-faced lie about that it's impossible to rank one above the other

Sounds like we need a March Madness tournament of Phail's lies.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Sounds like we need a March Madness tournament of Phail's lies.

I think he did that but he called it "The Debunk Stream"

 

[LiquidCancer]

Can we please add the number of days since his Burger King sandwich had too much mayo to all future references about it? I lost track somewhere around 25 days after he bought the sandwich and he was still complaining about it and demanding an apology. I have no concept of how long its been now, 2 months? More???

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Okay guys, real talk. Which one of you motherfuckers did this?

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I can't figure out which one is supposed to be Phil, because he both requires someone making dinner for him AND is the motherfucker in his "relationship" obsessed with a video game.

Though obviously he would never be concerned about Katherine playing a lot of Skyrim, because he's too selfish to, or actually snap at Katherine over Champions because he's too much of a pussy.

I’m still curious as to why the criminals who raided Phil’s bank account just dumped the money into his WWE Champions account.

This is actually a really good point that I didn't think about because so much about his lie is just laughable, but yes, one must ask why someone would focus on that, unless their entire goal behind getting into his account was to make him look bad. That's why my mind went right to him trying to set that as a frame-up, because if it wasn't, there should be a hell of a lot more than just the kinds of purchases that line up with exactly what us detractors expect. If it was a legit random thieving scumbag, they would be buying stuff out of the ordinary for Phil, and they wouldn't know what to stick to unless they knew his purchasing history. VERY thoroughly. Who would know that besides a detractor?

This is why I keep saying that Phil made the dumbest move ever by not completely denying the validity of the leaks, asserting that no one got ahold of his info and mentally-ill nudniks are just making stuff up again. By admitting that leaks happened, he completely fucked himself out of sounding credible, forever. That HAD to have been out of the same panic he experienced when his Champions account got tied to him, brought on by the persistent lack of learning anything ever that has haunted him his whole life. When he couldn't ignore the talk of his gacha habit anymore, he asserted it to be some troll, and because he doesn't learn, he did the same thing out of pure instinct when the bank leaks happened. Pure and simple.

And like Champions, he's going to fall silent on this from here on out, way too late to avoid making the damage worse. Rambo and Howard were so right when they said Phil's damage control is terrible, and I'm convinced at this point that it's because his brain can't shit off its own awareness of the fact that he's lying. He can decide to lie about anything, but he can never actually lie. That requires more cajones than he has ever had, a certain recklessness, a level of disregard for the likely consequences of standing so firm and strong in ones denial of the truth.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Can we please add the number of days since his Burger King sandwich had too much mayo to all future references about it? I lost track somewhere around 25 days after he bought the sandwich and he was still complaining about it and demanding an apology. I have no concept of how long its been now, 2 months? More???

I notice he deleted the tweet but today is 90 days. I only have so much room to track corporations waiting for apologies from Phail after he disparages them.
lmao. He even deleted the 10 day later one that started that woman bitch-slapping him on twitter.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Never forget that his thoughts on having Christmas as an adult is that it sucks because you're the one giving the presents, not receiving them. He is incapable of looking at things from an actual grown-up's perspective, he can only feel what a child would. Hard to have a mid-life crisis when you're never emotionally or intellectually above the age of twelve.

I think the biggest thing there is him bitching about having to give people things.

Like, take a typical secret santa - in order to get something from somebody, you yourself also have to give somebody else a gift within the rules. You have to contribute to be part of something. But Phil doesn't think of others, he is so self-centered that the mere IDEA of putting effort and money to make somebody else happy...well, he doesn't give a shit about anybody else, so their happiness means nothing to him.

Its no wonder he hates Christmas as an adult - it's a holiday about making other people happy with no expectation of getting something in return besides knowing you made somebody else happy.

 

[PieceofShet]

Someone should tell DSP he should play this. Free and the best thing... YOU GET EVERYTHING UNLOCKED AND START AT MAX LEVEL! No grinding and stupid leveling or working for stuff. Although its coop so yea...

 

[BepsiLight]

I'm a bit late as I'm catching up on the Goutverse but it's fucking amazing the bank leaks were retconned so fast.
He openly claimed all those sixteen dollars and fifty nine cents from paypall transactions were made by the mantally in the head fucked asshole that got access to his bank account.
I know his fanbase have a taste for crayons and glue but holy fucking shit, you need a negative IQ to actually believe an evil hacker got into his bank SAVINGS account and funneled hundreds of dollars every night without Phil noticing for months.
I'm torn between either he believes he's a silver tongue liar that can spin anything to look like a victim or he just think his fanbase is fucking retarded and will believe anything he says.

 

[YokuNama]

Hahahahaha.....



....hahahahahahah

 

[snort inquisition]

Okay guys, real talk. Which one of you motherfuckers did this?

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ahahaha this is about ffxiv assuming this thread is actually new, the new expansion in that game just dropped

 

[Jose Cuervo]

I'm torn between either he believes he's a silver tongue liar that can spin anything to look like a victim or he just think his fanbase is fucking retarded and will believe anything he says.

Yes.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm a bit late as I'm catching up on the Goutverse but it's fucking amazing the bank leaks were retconned so fast.
He openly claimed all those sixteen dollars and fifty nine cents from paypall transactions were made by the mantally in the head fucked asshole that got access to his bank account.
I know his fanbase have a taste for crayons and glue but holy fucking shit, you need a negative IQ to actually believe an evil hacker got into his bank SAVINGS account and funneled hundreds of dollars every night without Phil noticing for months.
I'm torn between either he believes he's a silver tongue liar that can spin anything to look like a victim or he just think his fanbase is fucking retarded and will believe anything he says.

His shit fetish must come from his love of spewing oral feces on the daily.
It truly is incredible at how bad he is at crafting an even remotely believable story.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I notice he deleted the tweet but today is 90 days. I only have so much room to track corporations waiting for apologies from Phail after he disparages them.
lmao. He even deleted the 10 day later one that started that woman bitch-slapping him on twitter.

Of course he did. Phil would happily neuralize the whole god damn planet on a regular basis to erase any knowledge of his bad behavior if it was as easy as deleting his own embarrassing tweets.

I think the biggest thing there is him bitching about having to give people things.

Like, take a typical secret santa - in order to get something from somebody, you yourself also have to give somebody else a gift within the rules. You have to contribute to be part of something. But Phil doesn't think of others, he is so self-centered that the mere IDEA of putting effort and money to make somebody else happy...well, he doesn't give a shit about anybody else, so their happiness means nothing to him.

Its no wonder he hates Christmas as an adult - it's a holiday about making other people happy with no expectation of getting something in return besides knowing you made somebody else happy.

This is why I'm glad he's too cowardly to go out and kill people, and too lazy to become a world leader, because he absolutely lacks enough empathy to be a serial killer or infamous despot otherwise. I wasn't kidding when I described him as dangerously selfish. It isn't just insecurity, he is a legit sociopath on top of that. His brain is incapable of enjoying seeing someone else happy.

Why else do you think you never see him excited over someone else's excitement over a new game coming out that he's not into? He always has nothing to say, or outright shits on it.

Someone should tell DSP he should play this. Free and the best thing... YOU GET EVERYTHING UNLOCKED AND START AT MAX LEVEL! No grinding and stupid leveling or working for stuff. Although its coop so yea...

Yeah, there's no chance on that one. lol I can tell from the pace on the combat that Phil would still get rocked.

I know his fanbase have a taste for crayons and glue but holy fucking shit, you need a negative IQ to actually believe an evil hacker got into his bank SAVINGS account and funneled hundreds of dollars every night without Phil noticing for months.

Not to mention he didn't answer the question of how these so-called fraudulent purchases line up with exactly what us detractors expect. The only way that would happen is if a detractor did it, which he didn't try to assert, which in of itself shows his fear of fully committing to a narrative he knows is utter horse shit. And honestly, even if it WAS a detractor, there is still that chance that said person would've gone further than just target us Farmers who are on the lookout for Champions evidence. Shit, if I did it, I would NOT restrict myself to just making fake iTunes purchases. I'm not this kind of asshole, but if I was, holy shit would Phil have way bigger problems than he currently does.

Not to mention, that, in comparison to what he would be up against with the likes of me trolling him, if some random thief was targeting him, the pigroach would have EVEN bigger problems to deal with than people thinking he's hooked on a mobile game. A legit thief would've CLEANED HIM OUT, and we know exactly what kind of mood Phil would be in from that point forward. An actual instance of him losing THOUSANDS to thievery would make the SH saga look like it was only Tuesday.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

"My mom stopped rewarding me for- *glitch in the Matrix* for stuff when I was like seventeen. Sixteen!"

Reminder: Phil's 9/11 story is entirely about how he had his Tuesday lunch date with his mommy ruined in 2001...while he was 19 years old.

So, MASSIVE x to doubt on that one.

DSP's mom has also gifted him holiday meals shipped to his house in his late 30s, bought Kat and exercise bike(?). What else.. flown DSP and Ket out to have a wedding in her duplex and give DSP a couple thousands dollars for taxes?

 

[Personal Jesus]

Is Phil actually going through a midlife crisis? No really, fuck the meme of WWE Champions being the cause/result, is Phil doing the internet equivalent of dying his hair and buying a Ferrari?

From what I can see by reading the internet, buying a Ferrari or a Porsche is a thng from the past, nowadays midlife crisis mostly leads to Gender Transition and I won't doubt one day we will see Philippa Burnell.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

DSP's mom has also gifted him holiday meals shipped to his house in his late 30s, bought Kat and exercise bike(?). What else.. flown DSP and Ket out to have a wedding in her duplex and give DSP a couple thousands dollars for taxes?

Wait, LINDA was the one who paid for the infamous exercise bike? I managed to miss that detail somehow.

Regardless, that's just the stuff we know about, and I'm willing to bet there is way more because Phil has been thoroughly roasted into sharing a lot less than he used to, and even when he used to share more, he definitely had more embarrassing things that he still kept quiet about. He was, after all, capable of holding back on certain details when he used to openly talk about playing mobile games, long before it was possible for him to be known as the whale that he is today.

My favorite part, though, is the fact that Phil, even as he's holding back on showing his obvious jealousy, still displays his child-like mind by congratulating somebody on being just like him: doted on by mommy while pushing fucking 30. Max Dood would've been the one to go "Um, not to shit on you, but maybe you should focus on the fact that you scored some A's, not the video game your mom bought you when you're 20-something. The latter isn't a good look, honestly. Just some friendly advice, from someone who is rooting for you to do well in life."

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

From what I can see by reading the internet, buying a Ferrari or a Porsche is a thng from the past, nowadays midlife crisis mostly leads to Gender Transition and I won't doubt one day we will see Philippa Burnell.

I get what you are saying and I would normally agree, but Phil is VERY insecure about his sexuality (or lack thereof) and is living in 80's and 90's movies with his view on masculinity among other world views.

I would love a Phillip tranny arc but I really don't think there is any chance of that happening.