DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I get what you are saying and I would normally agree, but Phil is VERY insecure about his sexuality (or lack thereof) and is living in 80's and 90's movies with his view on masculinity among other world views.

I would love a Phillip tranny arc but I really don't think there is any chance of that happening.

Think about it. Phil has tits and no balls so he's already half-way there.

 

[Spirelord]

From what I can see by reading the internet, buying a Ferrari or a Porsche is a thng from the past, nowadays midlife crisis mostly leads to Gender Transition and I won't doubt one day we will see Philippa Burnell.

Well, he's a terminally online person. I figured a dying channel with literally 5 people in the chatroom besides him and nightbot might've spurred the 'dying of hair' (different icon, not how he actually dyes his hair) or whatever. But as @TheGoutburglar said it likely isn't happening/won't happen due to immaturity. Kat's, however, if we get there might be gold dust because that's Phil's mommy-wife we're talking about. I know she's just as immature but it'd be funny and I wanna believe...

Also, adding onto what Derich Coomland said, I noticed while looking through the thread he's been on twitter more and more. Not only that but in contrast to his earlier khantent, it seems he's parroting left wing ideals, such as being a 'lgbt friendly space' during pride month. Even if it's just posturing for views or to stop the trolling... Don't be surprised if he opens a Kofi or starts talking about Mastodon is all I'm saying.

Edit: Derich Coomland, that reply just jogged a deep memory: Phil has in fact talked bad of straight white male characters, calling them 'boring'. Pic's under the spoiler, posted July 20th, 2020 by @PieceofShet so there is precedent for Phil doing this.

Spoiler: Link, archive and pic

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-6960252

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[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Well, he's a terminally online person. I figured a dying channel with literally 5 people in the chatroom besides him and nightbot might've spurred the 'dying of hair' (different icon, not how he actually dyes his hair) or whatever. But as @TheGoutburglar said it likely isn't happening/won't happen due to immaturity. Kat's, however, if we get there might be gold dust because that's Phil's mommy-wife we're talking about. I know she's just as immature but it'd be funny and I wanna believe...

Also, adding onto what Derich Coomland said, I noticed while looking through the thread he's been on twitter more and more. Not only that but in contrast to his earlier khantent, it seems he's parroting left wing ideals, such as being a 'lgbt friendly space' during pride month. Even if it's just posturing for views or to stop the trolling... Don't be surprised if he opens a Kofi or starts talking about Mastodon is all I'm saying.

He will get destroyed if he for real tries to hop onto the woke train. These people do not forget and they do not forgive, there is no redemption with that lot and the mountains of shit Dave has pulled and said over the years will not go down well.

Again it would be fucking funny to watch him try and pull it off, but for someone who spends as much time on Twitter it is clear that he have no clue about what is going on or how things work in that world.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

People would literally dig through his history for 5 minutes and cancel him if he tried to go woke. It would bring many laughs though.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Hey! Derich is a proud supporter of women. In fact I've only seen three of the women he supports commit suicide or overdose from being in the porn industry this year.

 

[LiquidCancer]

Wait, LINDA was the one who paid for the infamous exercise bike? I managed to miss that detail somehow.

Yes. DSP's parents gave them money for Kat's birthday but insisted she HAD to spend it on something, it couldn't be used for bills or anything else.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Holy fuck, Phil. How can someone be this butthurt for close to two decades is uncanny. We know you talked shit about people like Jaha, Mike Watson and Justin Wong, and you're incredibly jealous of them. And Jaha should've smacked you for being your usual asshole self, but he probably didn't want to waste his time on you. Your dentheads might not remember/know this, but we all do, and we laugh at you for it.

Jaha was in LSB server months ago and he said that he didn't beat the crap out of Phil because beating him would be like punching a kid, Phil is so beta that someone who was gonna beat him up for talking so much shit decided that Phil is such a pussy that it would actually make him look bad to beat him up.

Phil thinks it's more mature to tag some stupid reasoning behind why you are refusing to do something. I don't think he has ever just said "I don't have any interest in playing that," without tacking on some long winded excuse why.

This is one of my favorite things about him,he can never say he doesn't want to do something because that implies he is not perfect (something his narcissistic mind can't take) so he makes ridiculously hilarious excuses that make no sense as to why he can't do things.

I get what you are saying and I would normally agree, but Phil is VERY insecure about his sexuality (or lack thereof) and is living in 80's and 90's movies with his view on masculinity among other world views.

Phil is such a pretender beta dent,he reminds me of the people on twitter or other websites that have the giga chad meme guy as a profile picture yet in reality they are right wing soyboys, he loves to act as if he is a bodybuilder alpha pussy slayer that has no problems getting a woman(his words) yet he is the beta autist ,the nigga hasn't done any serious physical activity in over two decades and when he did work out he looked like nothing,he has the same muscle as he does now but had now but wasn't fat,by him swinging the hammer in the green screen video I can tell he bounced a basketball with two hands in highschool and never did any contact sports, he has to pretend he can do 20 push ups off camera to protect his ego,also he is so cowardly that he hides in his house all day and won't even confront the employees of burger king in person when they give him a bad sandwich, even worse when he was overcharged for furniture he paid the extra fraudulent charges rather than go to the store in person to solve it.

He loves to pretend he is a super masculine guy that hates the fags but that about dicks and asses all the time,he never had a GF before Leanna and she said she was getting no sex.

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

Hey Phil (we know your read this), got some GREAT news for you: the WWE is discontinuing DVD and Blu-Ray sales next year.

You know what that frees more money for? "That fucking WWE game" you don't play, that's what!

Pour yourself another glass of gin and celebrate!

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Yes. DSP's parents gave them money for Kat's birthday but insisted she HAD to spend it on something, it couldn't be used for bills or anything else.

"if you're gifted money for christmas/birthday and you spend it on bills that is disrespectful."

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I can tell he bounced a basketball with two hands in highschool

I believe he did actually claim that he could have played basketball in school but he didn't know how to dribble.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I'm a bit late as I'm catching up on the Goutverse but it's fucking amazing the bank leaks were retconned so fast.
He openly claimed all those sixteen dollars and fifty nine cents from paypall transactions were made by the mantally in the head fucked asshole that got access to his bank account.
I know his fanbase have a taste for crayons and glue but holy fucking shit, you need a negative IQ to actually believe an evil hacker got into his bank SAVINGS account and funneled hundreds of dollars every night without Phil noticing for months.
I'm torn between either he believes he's a silver tongue liar that can spin anything to look like a victim or he just think his fanbase is fucking retarded and will believe anything he says.

In the video you link, Phil says it's illegal credit card transactions. It's just like he keeps saying "identity theft". The only "identity theft" was someone using Phil's name and ID to get his bank info. But yes, though usually identity theft involves much worse crimes, it's not technically a lie. Now there's no way I believe someone whose accounts are all maxed out had $10,000 of charges that he didn't notice, so there's the lie. But since the leaks it's been a lot of Phil's usual half-truth gibberish with no concrete details.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Think about it. Phil has tits and no balls so he's already half-way there.

Except for the part where it's acknowledgment of the truth, because Phil does not admit to being fat, having low testosterone, or lacking courage. Trooning out would constitute an admission to all three leading him to an inevitable conclusion, and we know how he is about that. Dude has been needing to save himself from ruin for years now and the greatest exertion he made was to play dress-up, specifically BECAUSE it allowed him to pretend that he wasn't in trouble.

Kat's, however, if we get there might be gold dust because that's Phil's mommy-wife we're talking about.

In all seriousness, there's a reason we haven't gotten a PandaLee-like final stream where she gave him the business and then eventually walked out on his dumb ass. Leanna was immature because she met Phil as a minor, Katherine is that way because her mom fucked her brain up.

That said, still not convinced that Kat finds Phil to be a pleasant person, because if she did, she would still be on stream with him, dealing with the trolls the same way her pigroach husband does. Hardly think she's bright and grown-up, but she's surely still superior to the disgusting hedgehog she married.

He will get destroyed if he for real tries to hop onto the woke train. These people do not forget and they do not forgive, there is no redemption with that lot and the mountains of shit Dave has pulled and said over the years will not go down well.

Again it would be fucking funny to watch him try and pull it off, but for someone who spends as much time on Twitter it is clear that he have no clue about what is going on or how things work in that world.

As much as Phil is courting that crowd, it has been from a safe distance, which suggest to me that it's a coincidence, not thoroughly deliberate. The pigroach already IS a crazy liberal asshole, because that part of society is INFESTED with hypocrites who have no business acting like they're anyone's moral superior. He fits in with them just fine, but it's for the same reason that should, and probably does, have him sweating bullets over getting their attention. He would not stand alone as having dirt to worry about anyone finding, but unlike the SJWs who eventually get caught, Phil's past is WAY more easily dug up. And unlike Jimmy Kimmel, he isn't relevant enough for anyone in the woke crowd to be motivated to protect him.

Like I've said, there's a reason Phil generally doesn't @ people on Twitter who are likely to bother roasting him. The only reason he got into it with Keemstar was out of his anger over The Incident being blown up by Keem. His emotions clouded his judgment on that one.

Yes. DSP's parents gave them money for Kat's birthday but insisted she HAD to spend it on something, it couldn't be used for bills or anything else.

"if you're gifted money for christmas/birthday and you spend it on bills that is disrespectful."

So what really happened is that Linda gave him money that was meant for Katherine, he spent it the way he wanted to, and lied about what his mom said.

If I believed in Santa Claus, or God, I would ask him for the following gift: find a way for Linda to discover that her only son has been lying to her about everything his entire life. That would be a more enjoyable moment for me than even one where his whales abandon him forever.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I believe he did actually claim that he could have played basketball in school but he didn't know how to dribble.

He coulda got a scholarship if he could only perform the fundamental act of moving his arms and legs at the same time. He could have learned to ride a bike if the blacks hadn't moved in and assumed control of his once unspoiled neighborhood. He could learn to "figure out" swimming if he ever cared to take to water outside of a taking two scheduled showers a week. Dave and Linda really did a number on him by not providing him a sibling to rag on him everytime he pussied out of new activities. This alone might have helped put into khantext for him that being this non-commital and genuinely afraid to try anything new will result in you growing up to be well.. Phil Burnell.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Think about it. Phil has tits and no balls so he's already half-way there.

Those are pecs you stupid daft cunt.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Those are pecs you stupid daft cunt.

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Pecs require muscles that he doesn't have

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Dave and Linda really did a number on him by not providing him a sibling to rag on him everytime he pussied out of new activities. This alone might have helped put into khantext for him that being this non-commital and genuinely afraid to try anything new will result in you growing up to be well.. Phil Burnell.

You have a much higher opinion of Phil than I do if you think ANYTHING would've averted the disaster that he has been since birth. I'm pretty sure he encountered insults well before his shit-talking on the Shoryuken forums began his infamy, because it's not like he started off socially adept and educated and then suddenly turned into a complete ape. And we know he got punished otherwise for fucking up without it putting a dent (no pun intended) in his stubborn insistence on being a stupid asshole forever.

Don't know about you, but I've yet to encounter any DSP lore, no matter how far back in his life it goes, that displays the existence of a time wherein you could travel back to and have a chance at changing the course of his existence for the better. Everything I've seen paints a picture of someone who didn't need to be spoiled in order to desire being spoiled for eternity.

Those are pecs you stupid daft cunt.

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Sticking with his lie about having been jacked once, I see.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

can't stop looking at that $20

 

[JPG]

Yesterday superchats.

It’s not much but it’s honest work

 

[Dona Morte]

Tuned into today and got treated with:

Very positive dood.
Included one with background removed for you PAWSHITIVE shopping needs.

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