Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Hitman One]

I wonder if the rotten day is related to fatass and BPD

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Good point, maybe Bonobo has demanded his absentee landlord pound of flesh?

 

[AGPinochet]

The amhole functioning and Kevin having a thousand dollars on Cyber Monday to blow on toys.

If that was the case he would simply complain about how transphobia and cissexism or whatever makes stuck up cissie slut whore cunt bitches women not want to fuck him and his "functioning" amhole and how Capitalism is oppressing him for not allowing him to have two thousand dollars on Cyber Monday to blow on toys.

 

[s0mbra]

Who would sign a deal with the Tranchers? I hope it's TLC, it's right up their alley, Fat fucks and trannies galore.

There's a show called "homestead rescue" (not sure which channel. Discovery maybe?) Where the stars go around to various "off the grid" homesteads and help them get their shit together. There was even a faggot couple they helped (their garden was admittedly impressive iirc) so they have a non zero chance.
I would legitimately pay money to watch an episode on the tranch.

 

[Meiwaku]

Wedge is the whiniest little faggot I have ever seen. waaaah, my oven is small, waaaaah I'm going to have to pay a whole FIVE DOLLARS A MONTH for Airconditioning, waaaah I'll need to buy a $25 microwave from Goodwill waaaaah and oh the fucking horror of a Linoleum floor oh the humanity.

Wedges complaining REEKS of "I was very spoiled as a child" in that he cannot cope with living at a lower standard.

Also on the boobs thing, I have seen women bra shopping who came in with breasts so big they had dents in their shoulders from holding them up with a bra. They are so bad on some women it is a literal deformity like in pic related. This is the price of "mommy milkers" that a lot of women didn't ask for. Not to mention reduction for this is often not covered by insurance so you're fucked.

 

[capsaicin]

There's a show called "homestead rescue" (not sure which channel. Discovery maybe?) Where the stars go around to various "off the grid" homesteads and help them get their shit together. There was even a faggot couple they helped (their garden was admittedly impressive iirc) so they have a non zero chance.
I would legitimately pay money to watch an episode on the tranch.

I hunted around and apparently here’s a link to submit a homestead for consideration, although with that date in the URL they may have a new form that I just couldn’t find.

Homestead Rescue 2020

Homestead Rescue 2020

homesteadrescue2020.castingcrane.com

Maybe one of the KF hate-reading orbiters will see that and go for it. I too would genuinely enjoy such an episode.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I hunted around and apparently here’s a link to submit a homestead for consideration, although with that date in the URL they may have a new form that I just couldn’t find.

Homestead Rescue 2020

Homestead Rescue 2020

homesteadrescue2020.castingcrane.com

Maybe one of the KF hate-reading orbiters will see that and go for it. I too would genuinely enjoy such an episode.

Imagine Kev and the Tranch on some trashy reality tv show. The wasteland that is their property, the starving animals, the hoard of plastic shit, the gaggle of autogynephiles, etc. That place is a goldmine for classic reality tv show moments. Any producer who catches wind about the Tranch and doesn't make at least one episode there is a fool who hates money.

 

[AGPinochet]

There's a show called "homestead rescue" (not sure which channel. Discovery maybe?) Where the stars go around to various "off the grid" homesteads and help them get their shit together. There was even a faggot couple they helped (their garden was admittedly impressive iirc) so they have a non zero chance.
I would legitimately pay money to watch an episode on the tranch.

I hunted around and apparently here’s a link to submit a homestead for consideration, although with that date in the URL they may have a new form that I just couldn’t find.

Homestead Rescue 2020

Homestead Rescue 2020

homesteadrescue2020.castingcrane.com

Maybe one of the KF hate-reading orbiters will see that and go for it. I too would genuinely enjoy such an episode.

Imagine Kev and the Tranch on some trashy reality tv show. The wasteland that is their property, the starving animals, the hoard of plastic shit, the gaggle of autogynephiles, etc. That place is a goldmine for classic reality tv show moments. Any producer who catches wind about the Tranch and doesn't make at least one episode there is a fool who hates money.

Assuming that they are in fact slated to be featured in an episode of Homestead Rescue, why would that delay the release of the Documentary? Gash and or the Tranchers don't want to make the Tranch look bad? Gash wants to feature them getting on TV in the Documentary? (This imo is unlikely as from what I understand/Presume the documentary will cover the background of the Tranch, biographies of Tranchers and the Tranch/Magachud Militia conflict.)

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Wedges complaining REEKS of "I was very spoiled as a child" in that he cannot cope with living at a lower standard.

Also on the boobs thing, I have seen women bra shopping who came in with breasts so big they had dents in their shoulders from holding them up with a bra. They are so bad on some women it is a literal deformity like in pic related. This is the price of "mommy milkers" that a lot of women didn't ask for. Not to mention reduction for this is often not covered by insurance so you're fucked.

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My best friend from h.s. wanted a breast reduction. She was like a 1g under the minimum weight required to get it covered, so it was a no go. Plus, the surgeon wanted to know if her husband was okay with it.

 

[Kup]

“Buy product, consume product, get excited for next product, repeat.”

Buzzsaw guys! This is more important than food for the animals.

Lots of reveals today, including a figure shaped like a natal woman…… pity that figure.

 

[AMHOLIO]

This begs the question: what does a good day look like when you spend your life on twitter, looking at degenerate porn and mourning the death of your amhole?

Good day: teehee watching and consuming and talking about only media and porn. trans rights, hot girls, transformers, escapism, etc.
Bad Day: having thoughts that last more than 2 minutes about the real world aside from friends and food

I would legitimately pay money to watch an episode on the tranch.

If it doesn't end with the ranch revivers going scorched earth or a waco standoff it will not be worth it imo.

 

[soggy london]

Yaas Keviee! Drag your amhole surgeon sis! Bussy rights!

 

[the khat quaffer]

The eternal grift continues and Kevryn is having a bad day. This begs the question: what does a good day look like when you spend your life on twitter, looking at degenerate porn and mourning the death of your amhole?

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I guess you could say he's having a really "amhole" day?

"I'm an Amhole girl,
in am Amhole world,
smells like plastic,
not fantastic!"

What's up with the percentages on the poll? This some inside joke I don't know about?

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I voted Trans kiwifarmers because I stand in solidary with users like @AGPinochet

We see you, sxster

 

[AGPinochet]

We see you, sxster

My Pronouns are Mi/General, Pinochephobe.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Kevin watched the new Cowboy Bebop with his mistress.

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Kevin cheats at Pokemon.

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Kevin, as a person who is turned on by abortions, is very angry about the decision made on Dobbs that has not been written yet.

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The Rachel Dolezal of furry troons is angry that people think that scientists are more valuable than "activism work including BLM, environmental and Indigenous activism." He demands asspats from the white man.

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Kevin is now generating his porn by AI. In order:

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"Lesbian werewolves."

"Lesbian transformers."

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Kevin watched the new Cowboy Bebop with his mistress.
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Kevin cheats at Pokemon.
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Kevin, as a person who is turned on by abortions, is very angry about the decision made on Dobbs that has not been written yet.
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The Rachel Dolezal of furry troons is angry that people think that scientists are more valuable than "activism work including BLM, environmental and Indigenous activism." He demands asspats from the white man.
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Kevin is now generating his porn by AI. In order:

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"Lesbian werewolves."
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"Lesbian transformers."
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I don't know why you would want to watch the new Cowboy Bebop even in the realm of laughing at it. It's just painful to sit through.

Kevin's interaction with that AI is very telling, though. It shows he only ever thinks of four things: furries, being trans, pornography, and children's toys. You could type literally any concept describable by the English language, and he still only thinks about his instant gratification obsessions.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Kevin cheats at Pokemon.
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Not surprising. He has to get the results he wants, even if it means cheating on a video game meant to be played by younger teens and kids. The rewards matter more to him than the journey he takes or effort he makes to acquire those rewards.

Kevin, as a person who is turned on by abortions, is very angry about the decision made on Dobbs that has not been written yet.
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I have to wonder what sort of cope Kevin would make, if these so-called "abortion rights" were revoked, or at least made a state issue? My guess is he'll try and grandstand about how this is detrimental to women's freedom. Just as a woman I know thinks any decision against abortion is meant to "punish" women.

The Rachel Dolezal of furry troons is angry that people think that scientists are more valuable than "activism work including BLM, environmental and Indigenous activism." He demands asspats from the white man.
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It saddens me that people who might-well be successful also happen to enjoy being immature fools in their free-time. A part of me is thankful that Kevin has reaped what he's sown, in a way, as he's just an antisocial shut-in who pretends to be horny online, rather than a degenerate who also (by some miracle) has had some success in life.

 

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Not surprising. He has to get the results he wants, even if it means cheating on a video game meant to be played by younger teens and kids. The rewards matter more to him than the journey he takes or effort he makes to acquire those rewards.

Actually, thinking about it, I don't know why he bothers minmaxing in Pokemon to begin with. He struggled to play the normal campaign with a broken Pokemon and he definitely doesn't play against other people, especially when his favorite Pokemon to look up gay inflation vore porn of are most likely terrible against other players.

It would at least make sense if he only did it to flex on his friends, but he doesn't have any, at least none that aren't so petty they'd get jealous and have a falling out on the spot over it.

 

[AGPinochet]

Kevin watched the new Cowboy Bebop with his mistress.

So Kevin once again confirms that he has shit taste. His praise of that western piggu hogwash offends me as I literally finished watching Cowboy Bebop today. Also I am very surprised that he did not try to portray Ed as a "Repressing Femme-presenting transmasculine" or some equally idiotic shit.

 

[Law]

The worse part is that they had a whole SIX MONTHS to prepare for winter. It is now DECEMBER and they are "preparing for winter?"

You're acting like winter predictably comes every year, you bigot.
Winter is like bills, it just comes out of nowhere.

 

[the khat quaffer]

So Kevin once again confirms that he has shit taste. His praise of that western piggu hogwash offends me as I literally finished watching Cowboy Bebop today. Also I am very surprised that he did not try to portray Ed as a "Repressing Femme-presenting transmasculine" or some equally idiotic shit.

I know it's really bad practice to feed you but -

- Kevin would hardly be the first imbecile to claim Ed* is some kinda non-binary genderspecial shitstain. You'll find no shortage of people claiming Ed is a non-binary transfemme, even before the live action adaptation, but most of them only recently. I swear, alphabets are so desperate to transwash everything. At best I'd say Ed is androgynous.

However, the series creator mentioned that Ed's gender is meaningless. She (yes, she) doesn't have or need one. Regardless, Ed is a girl at the end of the day. In the end of the episode where Ed first shows up (Jamming with Edward), Faye rather explicitly states that Ed is a girl.

Call her what you will, just don't assign faggot politics onto our classics.



I'm pretty sure most of these trans-washing groups do it explicitly out of spite. tumblr/reddit is full of communities that are some variant of "your fave character is actually trans!" for shits and giggles. Yet they can't figure out why nobody takes them seriously or likes them.