DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Nurse Ratchet]

Lol, "ACE Certification Program" = "Mandatory Improvement Plan."

Christ, imagine Daddy being a big enough King Shit to be able to juice you into a job at all, & "Customer Service Rep" is as glamorous a title & as prominent a position on the corporate food chain as he was willing to cosign. (Which also screams volumes about Papa's own tone deafness to the real world, as CS reps work more exhaustively & deal w/ more psychological battery than anyone above their pay grade. It's actual work. It's a difficult, shitty, terminally thankless, actual job so of course that dopey fuck never had a prayer. Not even of being average enough to just stay off the radar. Pauly could've better prolonged the inevitable & mitigated damages by just sticking him in some mid-level management slot. But.. even in peak form, Burnell DNA is still Burnell DNA..)

I'm sure Linda the Harpy totally didn't bully him into giving Baby Huey a job in the first place, & that Daddypants wasn't relegated to scraping them both off his nuts by telling them to be grateful he wasn't putting the little tampon out on the loading docks (which... lolol x 1,000 @ that thought.)

Then imagine fucking up said job in such spectacular fashion that the sheer nepotism that got you there couldn't (/didn't) save you.

I got me a feeling that whenever the hammer fell, Daddy did a T-pose & shrugged "Yeah, bummer, nothing I can do."

Beta Burnell, Sr. knew from the jump that entire situation was going to end in tears & a humiliating deathblow to both his career & genetic credibility.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

*has 200 dollars* DOOD SUPPORT VICE CITY, I make no adrev, also support Halo, also I need your support for Metroid. Fuck, it never ends.

That's because he thinks about how much more money he could have to spend on dumb shit. Like wow I got $200, but I could have gotten $250. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth directly describes Phil.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

*has 200 dollars* DOOD SUPPORT VICE CITY, I make no adrev, also support Halo, also I need your support for Metroid. Fuck, it never ends.

Just keep translating it all to: "Please, everyone, I want to whale out on Champions tonight. Okay? Sound good?"

I find it helps a lot in tolerating how obnoxious and pathetic his begging is, reminding myself that it's because he's begging for gacha funds. Every day. Like a loser.

Beta Burnell, Sr. knew from the jump that entire situation was going to end in tears & a humiliating deathblow to both his career & genetic credibility.

Holy shit... I didn't even think about that, the fact that Dave KNOWS his line ends when his only son dies, that the Burnell name is going down with its last owner, The Guy.

How has he not necked himself? Seriously. That has to HURT. Damn...

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Holy shit... I didn't even think about that, the fact that Dave KNOWS his line ends when his only son dies, that the Burnell name is going down with its last owner, The Guy.

That's why if you want to secure your legacy the easiest way - genetically, you hedge your bets and create multiple spawnlings, people in history knew that but modern nudniks somehow can't grasp that concept. There's a reason the global IQ is falling, we're so 'tarded that we can't even figure shit like that out anymore. But on the upside I've also heard that tards can have really kickass lives now. My ex-wife was 'tarded, she's a pilot now.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

That actually has me wondering why Dave and Linda didn't have more children. Phil has talked about their marital issues before, and I'm guessing there's more to it than even he knows because he's obviously not the sharpest knife in the drawer. In fact, I'm surprised he noticed THAT much, TBH, given his very clearly narrowly-focused attention on when he's next going to be handed something. The Wolverine Toy Story alone demonstrates that.

I know he grew up with a cousin or something, and I wonder how that plays into this, if it does at all. Perhaps Linda WANTED an only child to spoil? Seems odd, but plausible, though I'm starting to doubt my own thoughts on her now that I know she agreed to confiscate Phil's car after he crashed it. I'm pretty sure she did that knowing his reaction, because it was after the Wolverine Toy Story, and what are the odds that the pigroach kept his thoughts to himself on that one until years later when he had a camera to talk to? That doesn't paint her as being so prone to sheltering her kid as I initially thought. Suggests having a threshold, which Phil does not seem to possess. So where did that trait come from?

So many questions, so little chance of an honest answer.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Like wow I got $200, but I could have gotten $250.

More like "fucking morahn why didn't he wait until I had ten minutes left to stream because now he scared everyone else away "oh phil just got two hundred dollars TIPS GOAL REACHED NO NEED TO KAHNTRIBUTE"".

 

[TheGoutburglar]

More like "fucking morahn why didn't he wait until I had ten minutes left to stream because now he scared everyone else away "oh phil just got two hundred dollars TIPS GOAL REACHED NO NEED TO KAHNTRIBUTE"".

It's fun seeing that dynamic play out, because not only does Phil hate it, but he had a hand in creating that culture by encouraging the pigs to see hitting the tips goal as a kind of victory, not the act of hitting a new high in terms of tips. Whoops. lol

 

[PieceofShet]

Yea, support this awesome game by giving a scammer a money instead of the company who made the game. This is soo fucked up and he really doesnt give a shit.

 

[Lazycunt]

Yea, support this awesome game by giving a scammer a money instead of the company who made the game. This is soo fucked up and he really doesnt give a shit.

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I mean he is transforming good games into shit house gameplay so it's fair use and he buys the games which give him all rights to any and all copyright material

 

[Crooked 16th]

Yea, support this awesome game by giving a scammer a money instead of the company who made the game. This is soo fucked up and he really doesnt give a shit.

I don't think we should support 343 either after this shitty ass launch.

 

[Agent Proper]

Very positive dood.
Included one with background removed for you PAWSHITIVE shopping needs.

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[DerichLovesNWA]

Is he seriously claiming that the people who leaked his info also stole his money? I think this gouty beast might be trying to swindle his bank by claiming all the iTunes and Paypal charges were made by someone else, with the ultimate goal of getting his bank to compensate him for all the money he (the hacker, not Phil himself) put into mobile games. He got away with defrauding the bankruptcy system so I wouldn't even put this past him.

Idk if I stroked out or what but glancing over this post I had to reread it. Totally thought it said something to the effect of Phil being breastfed until he was 17 and the sad part was that I believed it subconsciously for a second before scanning back over it.

 

[Quindoll]

I sense some mild coping about the tards throwing money at the bigger tard.

Don't worry. Gambling addiction is a black hole. It never ends, that's why his begging never ends. Prime example is this stream. It's nothing to feel anything about, perhaps maybe pity is a fitting emotion.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Just keep translating it all to: "Please, everyone, I want to whale out on Champions tonight. Okay? Sound good?"

I find it helps a lot in tolerating how obnoxious and pathetic his begging is, reminding myself that it's because he's begging for gacha funds. Every day. Like a loser.

Holy shit... I didn't even think about that, the fact that Dave KNOWS his line ends when his only son dies, that the Burnell name is going down with its last owner, The Guy.

How has he not necked himself? Seriously. That has to HURT. Damn...

Uhhhh WRONG you dumbfuck lame brain troll!

 

[Pepper Jack]

He just sent a begging tweet for Halo


he got an immediate $50 within 3 minutes of posting the tweet. No way that tip was planned dood.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I sense some mild coping about the tards throwing money at the bigger tard.

Don't worry. Gambling addiction is a black hole. It never ends, that's why his begging never ends. Prime example is this stream. It's nothing to feel anything about, perhaps maybe pity is a fitting emotion.

There's always some coping with Phil making $100k/year, more than 99% of the people here make. Yeah, gacha addiction. Yeah, they're all idiots. Yeah, all that money is going down the toilet.

It still sucks seeing Phil who is a terrible streamer in every way who constantly begs from sick, lonely, retarded people... get rewarded.

 

[ordersolplusR]

>$50

 

[strandedcastaway]

There's always some coping with Phil making $100k/year, more than 99% of the people here make. Yeah, gacha addiction. Yeah, they're all idiots. Yeah, all that money is going down the toilet.

It still sucks seeing Phil who is a terrible streamer in every way who constantly begs from sick, lonely, retarded people... get rewarded.

Exactly. We all know Phil is a miserable cunt but that doesn't mean that seeing the grift succeed doesn't get old. Anyone working hard for a living while watching this cunt make $10,000 a month begging has to just shake their head at the stupidity of his gang of tards.

 

[Wormy]

Anyone working hard for a living while watching this cunt make $10,000 a month begging has to just shake their head at the stupidity of his gang of tards.

And get depressed.

 

[Lazycunt]

This Nintendo rant is gold he is bitching about paying 20-50 bucks for a year , while calling himself out but saying it's everyone I just fucking can't wrap my brain about this guy bitching about other companies or people getting money

You think the autistic dumb cunt would just emulate shit for free instead of paying jacked up prices for a worse version