Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

[The Austistic Aufster]

Sappho will be at MFF.

Empty threats I'm sure. But wouldn't this be nice.

Spaghetti noodle arms sure looks threatening. Not! I'd wager a bet that if Side Guac tries to fight anybody that he will end up in the hospital.




Edit : On second thoughts Side Guac's a girl. Pizza Puppy will probably get her drunk and then the two will fuck over a pizza.



Edit : They're neither a dude nor a girl, just some mixed up freak on hormones. Maybe a trip to the hospital is just what they need to get their head examined?




With anybody these days, well especially with Furries you have to do the Crocodile Dundee crotch check to make sure of their sex.

Crocodile Dundee "lady" in bar

Mick discovers the lady he was chatting up had a little secret...

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Crocodile Dundee -"Just making sure". Live it up.

Description"Crocodile" Dundee is a 1986 Australian comedy film set in the Australian Outback and in New York City. It stars Paul Hogan as the weathered Mick ...

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[The Austistic Aufster]

This year MFF convention staff want to remind everyone that the convention washrooms are all for all genders to use, but these are animal people, where are the darn litterboxes?

https://twitter.com/FurFest/status/1466775209566945287

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Spoiler: The Jeyhusky dude pumps HIS OWN BALLS with saline.

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Regret has never filled my body after absentmindedly clicking on a spoiler quite like this one before. I’m not even going to ask questions, I don’t want answers. I just want the mental images to go away.

 

[The Austistic Aufster]

Regret has never filled my body after absentmindedly clicking on a spoiler quite like this one before. I’m not even going to ask questions, I don’t want answers. I just want the mental images to go away.

Gross. Barf. Maybe one of these days he'll end up damaging his junk so much that he'll get a problem similar to what this unfortunate man suffered through, but at least with Manedwolfy, he'd deserve it. https://www.cnn.com/2013/08/19/health/tlc-man-132-pound-scrotum/index.html
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Imagine carrying a bowling ball between your legs that weighs close to 200 pounds. If that image is too much to stomach, continue reading with caution.

Wesley Warren, 49, spent more than four years with this extra burden before having surgery to repair the damage from a rare medical condition called scrotal lymphedema.

When doctors placed the swollen mass they had cut from Warren’s scrotum on the scale, it weighed 132 pounds. That’s not counting the fluid or smaller pieces of tissue the surgeons had also removed from the Las Vegas man.

“There are a lot of people that will look and laugh and stare in shock and awe and amazement,” Warren says as he walks down the street in a preview for TLC’s upcoming show “The Man with the 132-Pound Scrotum.” The one-hour special airs Monday at"

 

[Desumorphine]

Regret has never filled my body after absentmindedly clicking on a spoiler quite like this one before. I’m not even going to ask questions, I don’t want answers. I just want the mental images to go away.

Allow me to make your day a little bit more miserable; Saline, which is just a distilled saltwater solution is often used in medicine because regular water causes bloodcells to rupture. It's used to wash wounds, treat low blood pressure and as a solvent for other injections.
More importantly, your body will dissipate any excess within about a day, making it virtually harmless to use no matter where you inject it into.

 

[The Austistic Aufster]

Allow me to make your day a little bit more miserable; Saline, which is just a distilled saltwater solution is often used in medicine because regular water causes bloodcells to rupture. It's used to wash wounds, treat low blood pressure and as a solvent for other injections.
More importantly, your body will dissipate any excess within about a day, making it virtually harmless to use no matter where you inject it into.

Doctor Crackhead seems to really know their stuff, possibly from past experience.

 

[JethroTullamore]

This one's new. I think? Some folks are very unhappy with a user going by DiezelRaccoon for apparently being a bad boy with gun safety and are calling for him to get roughed up. Will it happen? Will we get to see it?

His Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiezelRaccoon

Some dudes being angry: https://twitter.com/PureRubyDragon/status/1466479799480815616?s=20

Another dude being angry about the former dudes being angry: https://twitter.com/ZoopWolf/status/1466568809418874892?s=20

Archives: https://archive.md/3DOAB https://archive.md/3WxEX

Diezels actually got a thread Here, quite the interesting individual.

I’ve always wondered if any one of them would have the balls to say something to him, but we all know that won’t happen. Still fun to watch.

 

[The Austistic Aufster]

Diezels actually got a thread Here, quite the interesting individual.

I’ve always wondered if any one of them would have the balls to say something to him, but we all know that won’t happen. Still fun to watch.

Just substitute Kevin Nash for Adam Rose and Diezel Raccoon for The Bunny and it's all good baby! ;D

 

[who dare wins?]

Allow me to make your day a little bit more miserable; Saline, which is just a distilled saltwater solution is often used in medicine because regular water causes bloodcells to rupture. It's used to wash wounds, treat low blood pressure and as a solvent for other injections.
More importantly, your body will dissipate any excess within about a day, making it virtually harmless to use no matter where you inject it into.

Pretty sure that different areas of the body cause it to dissipate at either slower or faster rates. Even then, at some point wouldn't it start to cause at least skin damage or internal damage to the testicles at some point? I have heard of people becoming senile through constant usage of saline but I am unsure of it.

 

[Pizdec]

More importantly, your body will dissipate any excess within about a day, making it virtually harmless to use no matter where you inject it into.

In other words, for ten dorrah I can be big balled doggy of my dreams... for one day. And then I have an ugly scar on my balls from injecting saline in them.

 

[Gravy Seal]

Pretty sure that different areas of the body cause it to dissipate at either slower or faster rates. Even then, at some point wouldn't it start to cause at least skin damage or internal damage to the testicles at some point? I have heard of people becoming senile through constant usage of saline but I am unsure of it.

It's really a matter of IV/IM/type of needle, placement, etc. Saline itself wouldn't be the issue I'd worry about; I'd worry about clean injection sites and that kind of thing if that's seriously something he's doing. Better be keeping those clean and sanitary cuz infections in vulnerable areas like that are no joke. Hope he doesn't reuse needles and his dick doesn't rot off

 

[Pinball 2000]

Not to get too off-topic, but if any kiwis want to see a more prominent example of what happens when you fuck up injecting saline into your balls for this extremely specific fetish, check out the thread on Dylan Hafertepen / noodlesandbeef, a lolcow responsible for at least three deaths (two related to botching up the injections, and a third person who killed themselves shortly before being sentenced for one of the injections).

EDIT: Fucked up the link, fixed it

 

[Desumorphine]

Pretty sure that different areas of the body cause it to dissipate at either slower or faster rates. Even then, at some point wouldn't it start to cause at least skin damage or internal damage to the testicles at some point? I have heard of people becoming senile through constant usage of saline but I am unsure of it.

That's two VERY different kinds of people there (or maybe not). The ones going senile are injecting it into their veins deliberately to thin their blood and get drunk/high more 'efficiently', similar to how you get wasted super quickly after donating blood. Extreme doses also cause states of severe delusion, similar to blood loss which some people are into. But prolonged use can cause severe imbalance of your electrolytes if you don't substitute for essentially flushing you bloodstream constantly (and NO, you are NOT qualified to determine what to add in order to combat this, just throwing that out there!)

The people injecting it into their body to bloat their ballsack are... relatively safe. You can't get enough pressure with an IV drip to really damage anything, and the skin stretches over time to accommodate for it. The main issue, like Gravy Seal mentioned, is how (un)sanitary the conditions are. It's fairly easy to avoid getting infections if you aren't a complete retard and re-use needles... but this IS furries we are talking about, they aren't scared off, even when their balls turn the colour of a 2-month old lasagna.

Also to combat any more "speaking from experience" posts; yes, I am. I work in the medical sector and I have seen some shit.

 

[Desumorphine]

Not to get too off-topic, but if any kiwis want to see a more prominent example of what happens when you fuck up injecting saline into your balls for this extremely specific fetish, check out the thread on Dylan Hafertepen / noodlesandbeef, a lolcow responsible for at least three deaths (two related to botching up the injections, and a third person who killed themselves shortly before being sentenced for one of the injections).

EDIT: Fucked up the link, fixed it

Thank you!

 

[who dare wins?]

That's two VERY different kinds of people there (or maybe not). The ones going senile are injecting it into their veins deliberately to thin their blood and get drunk/high more 'efficiently', similar to how you get wasted super quickly after donating blood. Extreme doses also cause states of severe delusion, similar to blood loss which some people are into. But prolonged use can cause severe imbalance of your electrolytes if you don't substitute for essentially flushing you bloodstream constantly (and NO, you are NOT qualified to determine what to add in order to combat this, just throwing that out there!)

The people injecting it into their body to bloat their ballsack are... relatively safe. You can't get enough pressure with an IV drip to really damage anything, and the skin stretches over time to accommodate for it. The main issue, like Gravy Seal mentioned, is how (un)sanitary the conditions are. It's fairly easy to avoid getting infections if you aren't a complete retard and re-use needles... but this IS furries we are talking about, they aren't scared off, even when their balls turn the colour of a 2-month old lasagna.

Also to combat any more "speaking from experience" posts; yes, I am. I work in the medical sector and I have seen some shit.

I have heard of when one of dylan hafertepen ended up getting one of his "slaves" killed because he was doing an injection and it all went straight into one of his veins (pretty sure it was silicone, however). But that is absolutely fucking horrific, considering its furries yeah they would probably reuse needles because of some shit like "I don't get much pay at muh job" or some shit like that.

 

[Dahmer]

I have heard of when one of dylan hafertepen ended up getting one of his "slaves" killed because he was doing an injection and it all went straight into one of his veins (pretty sure it was silicone, however). But that is absolutely fucking horrific, considering its furries yeah they would probably reuse needles because of some shit like "I don't get much pay at muh job" or some shit like that.

It was due to long term effects of free roaming silicone. Free silicone injections in the body can eventually breakdown and enter your bloodstream, leading to a pulmonary embolism.

 

[Pizdec]

I didn't know if I should post it, because it's become really obvious Maned Wolfy is doing whatever it takes for attention, but whatever, here he is in a fucking diaper.

Spoiler: Diaper shit.

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Also someone gave him underwear with Margaret Thatcher's face on it...

 

[Spoonomancer]

I didn't know if I should post it, because it's become really obvious Maned Wolfy is doing whatever it takes for attention, but whatever, here he is in a fucking diaper.

Spoiler: Diaper shit.

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Also someone gave him underwear with Margaret Thatcher's face on it...
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what is it with these clout chasing furries and being into diapers?

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

I didn't know if I should post it, because it's become really obvious Maned Wolfy is doing whatever it takes for attention, but whatever, here he is in a fucking diaper.

Spoiler: Diaper shit.

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Also someone gave him underwear with Margaret Thatcher's face on it...
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To anyone averse from the las time, there is no shock site material this time.
...just exceptional and isturbing.

 

[MarkofdaBOOG]

Sappho will be at MFF.

Empty threats I'm sure. But wouldn't this be nice.

Is Side Guac the guy that organized the hotel pizza bukake? allegedly?