Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[BruceyBoy]

He iced it right out of the oven didn't he? Then realised his fuckup and had to do a full bukkake glaze to cover it up

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

 

[Fatty2988]

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This looks horrifying.

Who knew that plum pudding was just carrot cake with a bunch of spoiled milk on top

 

[Quixotic Man]

I like how he glazed it, dressed it, AND bukaked it, but couldn't bother to dust the berries with powdered sugar,

Assuming he is using the recipe he stole the pic from, maybe he thought "dust with icing sugar" meant spread Betty Crocker icing all over it? That sauce on top looks nasty. Entirely too thick and congealed.

Edit: If it is the recipe, he probably boiled the fuck out of the creme instead of letting it slowly simmer, completely ruining it.

 

[feral cat #6385]

While watching The Boys' Club, Jack's 3,000th Chili recipe put me to sleep. I dreamed Jack died. I am hoping this is a premonition and Jack will die in 2022.

 

[Chorton]

He iced it right out of the oven didn't he? Then realised his fuckup and had to do a full bukkake glaze to cover it up

That’s exactly what they did, we’ll see in the video once it’s uploaded. Expect a bullshit, “Okay guys, make sure you wait for it to cool before you ice it. Aiight. Anyway, it’s perfect A+, we nailed it. Didn’t my mommy-wife Tammy do a good job decorating it? Ahhh, I love my wife.”

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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This looks horrifying.

He fucked it up. It looks rancid. That’s the thing about real puddings (not custard that you get in a plastic cup) they can hardly turn out bad. Hell, they can last for years. People use to ship them to other and you could eat it for a year or two. How can he fuck this up?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

 

[Charlie Delicious]

You'd think when you're doing a BBQ wars tour for your YouTube channel you'd maybe research the best places in the state. Not just Google the closest slop house.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

You'd think when you're doing a BBQ wars tour for your YouTube channel you'd maybe research the best places in the state. Not just Google the closest slop house.

He might have used Trip Advisor where the score is actually high. But even then reading reviews it seems like way more of a fried chicken joint.

 

[Joycondrift]

Jacks ability to continuously churn out vile looking dishes consistently is second to none.

 

[Bassomatic]

Momma Basso, is a great cook and I can't speak highly enough of her skills. I know we all love mommas cooking but, legit she's skilled, I often ask her about food stuff and it's a nice bonding thing.

Tonight on my YT binging I saw a video on passatelli and asked her thoughts. Then I sent the newest Jack and asked her thoughts. I think I got blocked? Jokes aside, it was taken as legit thought it was a troll channel. I didn't drag her into the jackosphere. But to someone who's had professional exp and "just" a family cook now first view of jack thought it's satire.

I hope Jack lets this soak in people think it's a joke, aside the hate watchers, people legit think it's a joke like "cooking for poor people" god I loved that show.

I'm late to the Party but Rob, you fucking HERO. If you ever do a fish video, please don't forget the bassomatic 2000 is the best for bass, perch, and sol.

 

[Sonic T]

Jack triggered by insignificant shit

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Die you stupid angry fat fuck. You think you're the smartest person around? Eat shit and stroke out on it. Fuck you.

 

[ZipDisk]

#5

How dare this fucker blame that nice family bbq place for his laundry list of maladies.

So, Jack admits he blew out his internals, but is still going to restaurant #5, guaranteeing the review will not be fair.

I want Rob to run afoul of Tony Soprano so bad, this fucking overtalking shit weasel.

Tammy is keeping the slaw away from jack and grinning.

I have grown to hate Cathy as well, hiding her dislike behind the mask of not having an opinion.

Hah, even Jack is sick of Rob's shit. "Take a bite, no little comment first"

Tammy shuts jack up about the chicken being dry.
He doubles back to call it dry again.

I had to set it to 1.5x at this point.

Jack tantrums at the table over the potato stick.

Saebo man backtalks Jack on the pricing.

They're going to hit the parking lot to back talk.

Overall positive reviews, but Cathy finally says something negative, that she didn't like the bbq.

For those wondering why they reviewed this place so high, they have the flavor palate of a nursing home.

I used to take my Grandparents to dinner at the American legion, and the layout was identical to #5.

All the food was cooked for seniors. But it was cheap as hell, and it got them out of the house.

As to his Bob Cratchit Christmas, more like Botched Ratchet!

 

[Pig Cups]

Seeing all the bukkake references to Jack’s latest abortion, and knowing that Jack reads here, has me wondering something…

Does he even know what ‘bukkake’ means? While it’s a reasonably famous term, Jack ain’t the sharpest knife in the drawer (and that’s putting it nicely). I’m also guessing that MommyWife/murder church tend to shun iniquities like sexual immorality and dirty jokes. People like that (in my experience) also encourage consumption of more wholesome, clean media. Jack could very well have been educated on the term during the pre-teetotal era, but then again…

IDK, I’m just lol’ing at the image of Boomer Jack perusing these past two pages and googling the word to genuinely find out what it means and getting a nasty surprise. The kicker would be him keying in the search query without realizing that his browser is on Google Images.

 

[captkrisma]

I bet he used this recipe for his pudding. It's KEEEEEEEEETO and the author outright said it took 10 minutes to fully make in the microwave. Knowing Jack and his lazy ass ways, this is probably the route he took.

 

[Skurtman]

I like how he glazed it, dressed it, AND bukaked it, but couldn't bother to dust the berries with powdered sugar,

Assuming he is using the recipe he stole the pic from, maybe he thought "dust with icing sugar" meant spread Betty Crocker icing all over it? That sauce on top looks nasty. Entirely too thick and congealed.

Edit: If it is the recipe, he probably boiled the fuck out of the creme instead of letting it slowly simmer, completely ruining it.

Of course he didn't dust the berries with sugar, don't you know that it's the sugar that's killing him? Not his unhealthy fucking habits

 

[desudesu]

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This looks horrifying.

Absolutely nasty. This looks like fucking compacted dog food, and even then I know dog food looks even more palatable than this. I think it's closer to something you find from the compost bin. Also, is the fat man that blind? Won't he EVER realise that taking pictures of food up close with the fucking flash on ALWAYS make them look even more nasty? Also that godawful serving plate.

I hope Christmas dinner will be the final straw for the fat man's body.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

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This looks horrifying.

To be brutally frank, my first thought after seeing this was "Why the fuck did he put mayonnaise on the plum pudding?"

 

[Aunt Myrna]

ANGY
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Your opinion is not in the recipe, Jack.