Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 257 18.7%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 193 14.0%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 782 56.8%
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AnOminous said:
Nothing Jackoff does makes the slightest bit of sense. This fucking retard. This absolute imbecile.

Imagine the sheer pleasure you'd feel punching this motherfucker in his fat, stupid face.
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You know, I initially rated this comment MATI, but then I saw this shit

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Rod Dangerous said:
Jack shits all over a franchise sushi restaurant, prompting a response. Jack doubles down on his incessant bitching with an update to the initial review.

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In Jack’s defence, the prices are not online, which is standard practice for many chain restaurants that provide varied pricing by location. Also, the Hendersonville menu is tough to read—it can’t be enlarged, and clicking the View Menu button returns you to the original offering.

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If Jack clicks the Order Online button, he will find that options, descriptions, and pricing are detailed.

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But to Jack, googling the location, leaving a negative review, and returning to the review to continue complaining is more satisfying.
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Lenzperkins said:
Jack triggered by insignificant shit

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and it kinda shot the whole plan.

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Fuck you Jack, have a fourth stroke and die. Fucking ｒｅｔａｒｄｅｄ bitter angry manbaby. I hope your next BBQ Wars takes a small detour out into a more "cultural" area (I'm thinking somewhere up in Gary, IN) and Hammy throws you out with 3 minutes of juice left in your scooty puff. #GodLaughs
 
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Aaway said:
tammy suggested they order fried oysters as an appetizer.......just in case you wanted more evidence that she absolutely loathes jack
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I don’t know about this. I hate to do this again (since I did this with both Jr. and Garret when everyone on here kept insisting how much they both loathe Jack and I disagreed then) but I’m going to power through my feelings and still do it again.

I don’t think Tammy hates Jack at all. I think Tammy hates being a caretaker, hates having to put forth extra effort, and hates being inconvenienced because she’s a little lazy herself. But in the same video she put a piece of chicken on his plate with the bone-in to make it easier for him to just pick up and bite off it instead of struggling with the fork. This is not the behavior of someone that hates someone. This is the behavior of someone being thoughtful and considerate.

I think Tammy gets easily annoyed and also has a shitty negative attitude just like Jack so that’s why they get along and that’s why you see her being so grumpy all the time. But what I really fear is that it’s the opposite of hating Jack. I bet she actually thinks Jack is smart and knowledgeable about shit and she probably gets a raging hard-on as he bitches about random shit. I mean just look at her expression of utter glee when Jack recounts choking Garret on that podcast. She’s extremely proud of Jack in that moment. And I think whenever Jack bitches and annoys waitstaff into giving in and comping their meals to get him to just STFU, I bet she supports the shit out of it and is really impressed with him.
 
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No shit it isn’t your photo, if it looks well made it’s obvious he didn’t make it. I guess mommy allowed Jacky to buy some rum.
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I can't even begin to imagine the number of ways Flabby Tim will butcher this dish.

Will he take a 6-8 hour recipe and reduce it to 30 minutes in the Ninja Foodie? Will he understand that a Christmas pudding should be aged for weeks or months before consumption? Will he whine about how confusing it is that a plum pudding actually contains no plums? Is his stroke-addled brain even able to comprehend the foreign and arcane concept of steaming a dessert in the first place?

Never have I actually looked forward to a CWJ upload before. What a Christmas miracle.
 
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Aaway said:
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Jack: *starts shit over semantics*
Also Jack: "I don't argue. REEEEEEEEspect my opinion (despite claiming that it objectively wasn't a film). Stop being that guy."

Fuck you, Jack. Constantly complaining about how mean and dumb people online are while being a massive cunt for no reason.
 
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