Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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How did Jack manage to design a chili around the beer if he doesn't even know what type or beer it is, and how it tastes?
I think he just likes the creamy mouth feel. Because he loves cream in his mouth so much.
edit. Just noticed he is using a stolen thumbnail again.
That's because he knows the foul slop he makes would make people vomit if they saw a thumbnail of it.
 
The route of this trip makes no sense. They went from Western to Eastern NC despite living in TN.
Nothing Jackoff does makes the slightest bit of sense. This fucking retard. This absolute imbecile.

Imagine the sheer pleasure you'd feel punching this motherfucker in his fat, stupid face.
 
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I don't know why this is such a long video given the food looks like dogshit, they didn't think it was that great either, and it's clear they all don't want to do this.

I guess Jack treats the eating actions of others as porn or something. Because fuck this the skimming I did tells me this is a snoozer.
 
Jack triggered by insignificant shit

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haha, fatty had the shits on the way to this place and blames it on something he ate at he last spot (lexington bbq) despite this, tammy suggested they order fried oysters as an appetizer.......just in case you wanted more evidence that she absolutely loathes jack

the food looks incredibly vile but surprise, parker's bbq gets the highest score so far on the bbq wars tour
 
Is he serving us shit in reverse order? Wilson is Eastern NC, the last place was Western NC, but the way his videos were edited made it seem like they went to the 3 SC places first THEN NC. Is he this worried that trolls would show up? Like what stupid billshit is this.

Jack asks Robert to explain Brunswick Stew to him even though he made it on his show before ????? Okay then.

It looks like they are in a Church Basement or Bingo Hall.
Says the man who sits around all day watching Blues Clues in his diaper.
 
When he was putting his camera down just before the cut to the JotG intro reminded me of the "Pathetic." meme with Skinner from the Simpsons.

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The last thing food sees before Jack consoooms it.

I wonder what place made him sick? It’s hard to tell without knowing what order the videos were shot in. At any rate, we salute you Jerry the Jerker! o7
 
The last thing food sees before Jack consoooms it.

I wonder what place made him sick? It’s hard to tell without knowing what order the videos were shot in. At any rate, we salute you Jerry the Jerker! o7
Given that he mentions that they serve something other than just pork there makes me think at least 4 and 5 are chronological. He opens up the video big mad as well so you can tell he just came from the fourth location. But...to be mad at a BBQ joint for a two hour drive is insanity.
 
Honestly the TV dinner looks better IMO. Hell, I've genuinely had hospital food that looked better than that place, and yet that's the one they score best.
Given that he mentions that they serve something other than just pork there makes me think at least 4 and 5 are chronological. He opens up the video big mad as well so you can tell he just came from the fourth location. But...to be mad at a BBQ joint for a two hour drive is insanity.
When I try a place that has dry as hell food but good sauce, I just choose not to eat there again and just remark it's disappointing. Jack stays angy and probably shits himself in rage until they get more food to sooth the mantoddler's fury.
 
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Jack shits all over a franchise sushi restaurant, prompting a response. Jack doubles down on his incessant bitching with an update to the initial review.

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In Jack’s defence, the prices are not online, which is standard practice for many chain restaurants that provide varied pricing by location. Also, the Hendersonville menu is tough to read—it can’t be enlarged, and clicking the View Menu button returns you to the original offering.

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If Jack clicks the Order Online button, he will find that options, descriptions, and pricing are detailed.

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But to Jack, googling the location, leaving a negative review, and returning to the review to continue complaining is more satisfying.
 
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