Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[feral cat #6385]

My first reaction: Who?
My second reaction: Who the fuck cares about this crap except Jack?

Then I found this on Wikipedia:
In February 2020, it was announced that the Erwin Brothers were creating, and releasing a theatrical film about Kurt's life titled American Underdog: The Kurt Warner Story, with Zachary Levi as Warner. The film is being produced by Kingdom Story Company, and is being distributed by Lionsgate with a release date set for December 25, 2021.

So Jack is again late, as the movie was already announced in early 2020. Typical Jack again.

If the scooty puff's battery lasts for 5-6 miles then there are at least a Pizza Ranch; a McD's, a Domino's and a KFC which he could reach. They're all at Johnny Cash Pkwy.

Edit: OMFG!
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Wonder who they will get to play Tom Brady and Bill Belichick. Or will they leave that part out?

 

[Sonic T]

Fatty Doo Doo probably wrecks fast food bathrooms.

He probably doesn't even always flush. That's their lowly jobs to do, not his. He's a renowned YT chef, dontcha know.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

He probably doesn't even always flush. That's their lowly jobs to do, not his. He's a renowned YT chef, dontcha know.

Probably useless to flush. This mans intake must generate huuuuuge mountains of shit. I think this motherfucker cloggs it up once a day. Imagine all that shit in there in that big fat filthy disgusting belly.......its just tonnes after tonnes of SHIT in there. Jack consists of shit and he always clogs the toilet. True info! Because i know it is so.

 

[salmonellajack]

The cup'o'nuts alone must cause some serious toilet damage.

He must defecate at least three times a day

 

[Dead Air]

The man regularly consumes more sugar alcohols than a family of five. The dude can't clog a toilet when he hasn't had a solid bowel movement in years.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

That's... actually decent advice from Mushbrain. A dirty bathroom usually means a dirty kitchen or they're not really into cleaning.

Although you know he's the type to go in there, piss all over the seat and leave it that way because it's the restaurant's business to clean them up not his.

Broken clock, twice a day and all that.
In Jack's case pissing all over the seat is inevitable when you can't see your wiener because your gunt has the size of Mount fucking Everest.

 

[the khat quaffer]

The dude can't clog a toilet when he hasn't had a solid bowel movement in years.

No need. He just sweats it out.

 

[Dead Air]

No need. He just sweats it out.

Have you ever been around a sick person that just.. stinks? Like they take care of their hygene but you can just smell the sickness on them? I'd imagine that's Jack except he also doesn't take care of himself.

 

[Joycondrift]

These 5 grill accessories are a WASTE of money. Get THESE 5 instead!

It's a great time of year for saving $$$ on grill accessories, BUT I have definitely purchased some BBQ grill gear that turned out to be a waste of money*. ...

youtu.be

So smoking dad BBQ is a other channel I follow because I enjoy smoking meats. Informative. Videos well put together. Has time stamp chapters and turns out a good food product.

Check out the sponser at 13:50. Similar word track as jacks video, which makes me think it's part of the required shtick for reviewing the product . Obviously done much better..does the required praise by not at the same time sounding like he's having buttery wet dreams about it a la jack. And he doesn't fucking inject it (with his chin) into the meat he used it. Glazed it on top as it was intended.

Further evidence other food channels have absolutely lapped Jack in YouTube production.

 

[Sonic T]

Further evidence other food channels have absolutely lapped Jack in YouTube production.

I think channels that are just four year olds unboxing toys have better production values.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Says the man who was such a bad DJ he got fired.

 

[semitooth]

Says the man who was such a bad DJ he got fired.

wheres friday's upload you fuckin fat faggot

 

[Adamska]

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Fatty Doo Doo probably wrecks fast food bathrooms.

Jack must've heard about this recently. He's not entirely wrong tbh, but he clearly doesn't give a shit given some of the A-'s he slung at places that should've been condemned.

wheres friday's upload you fuckin fat faggot

He's probably hoarding it for after Saturday now like the little bitch he is. He's so angy and desperate to not give PC and LM content that he's changing his uploads to avoid getting made fun of instantly.

It doesn't matter though, since they'll either watch it live when he uploads it, or will do it next week when he does this. Stupid little baby would have to actually kill his fucking channel to make it stop, but the narcissism won't let him.

 

[Aaway]

another chili video

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Archive (360p because he doesn't film in proper HD anyway)

 

[TurdFondler]

Honestly Scalfani Chili is a perfect product by now. The money shot is always there right at the end. A great heaping spoonful of soupy, watery chili.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

another chili video

That looks like liquid dog shit.

 

[Joycondrift]

"why does this video look so old" -my girl looking at a 2021 cooking with jack video in glorious 720p

This chili is literally the same watery bullshit as all his other chili's with the exception of him wasting 2 halfway decent beers.

 

[rubytintedchix]

A LAY-GUR chili to add to the growing list.

TL; DR Jack’s story. To sum up: A brewery sells beer! WHO WOULDA THUNK IT.

Grand Total = 29

Name

Lazy Man's Superbowl Chili (10 years)

Chili #1 - Smokey Beef Chili

Spicy 2 - Bean Vegetarian Chili

Lazy Man's Superbowl Chili (8 years)

Bourbon Pulled Pork Chili

Lazy Man's 3 Bean Chili

Church Chili

$100 Chili

Rafferty's Turkey Cactus Chili (Ripoff Recipe)

How to Make Chili From Scratch

Big Brisket Chili

Instant Pot Chili

Instant Pot Keto Chunky Chili

Espresso Chili

Tex-Mex Chili

Leftover Smoked Brisket Chili

Wendy's Chili (Ripoff Recipe)

Quarantine Chili

Leftover Christmas Prime Rib Chili

Chunky Pork & Beef Chili (Pea Ridge, AR)

Dollar Tree Chili

Spicy White Bean Chili

Texas Brisket Chili

Spicy Chili Verde w/ White Beans

The Best Chili You'll Ever Taste

Walt Disney's Chili

Gambler's Chili

How to Make Chili - BACK TO BASICS

Clawhammer Chili

Also, squash in chili? Fucking why.

 

[TurdFondler]

I don't know about you guys but when cooking with beer I almost always go for the cheap stuff. I'm not wasting a premium brew and personally I dont find there to be a difference in the finished product.

Also just LOL forever at buying premium lager. It's a fucking lager