Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Sonic T]

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Sorry, this is all I hear when his mouth opens.

 

[rubytintedchix]

For Jack? Every day.

I know it’s usually frowned on walking through a drive thru for safety purposes, but I wonder if you could take a scooty puff through one.

 

[NakiNoRyu]

I know it’s usually frowned on walking through a drive thru for safety purposes, but I wonder if you could take a scooty puff through one.

Presumably, yes, though I guess it would depend more on a location's staff/,management.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Late as fuck, but Jr's personality is so single faceted that his Spotify wrapped actually illustrates him perfectly. Bravo.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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I’m gonna go with whichever drive thru the Scalfani’s are in at the time because they count for at least 8 people.

Let me guess. Jack got so fat that he’s having trouble fitting in the drive tru now. Christ

 

[Super Hans]

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I’m gonna go with whichever drive thru the Scalfani’s are in at the time because they count for at least 8 people.

Did some place start copying airlines and make fatties pay double?

 

[rubytintedchix]

I wonder if there are any fast food places within a scooty-puffable distance to the Scalfani house. Jack could take a leisurely ride over and grab a meat mountain before Tammy gets back from the gym.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Kurt Warner is a devout christian and the guy was stocking shelves for 5.50 an hour at a grocery store after he got released from the packers in 94. I mean it looks like a shitty movie to me id rather watch a 30 for 30 on him than a dramatized flick. I honestly would have thought this kinda movie would have been right up jacks alley, weird.

My first reaction: Who?
My second reaction: Who the fuck cares about this crap except Jack?

Then I found this on Wikipedia:
In February 2020, it was announced that the Erwin Brothers were creating, and releasing a theatrical film about Kurt's life titled American Underdog: The Kurt Warner Story, with Zachary Levi as Warner. The film is being produced by Kingdom Story Company, and is being distributed by Lionsgate with a release date set for December 25, 2021.

So Jack is again late, as the movie was already announced in early 2020. Typical Jack again.

I wonder if there are any fast food places within a scooty-puffable distance to the Scalfani house. Jack could take a leisurely ride over and grab a meat mountain before Tammy gets back from the gym.

If the scooty puff's battery lasts for 5-6 miles then there are at least a Pizza Ranch; a McD's, a Domino's and a KFC which he could reach. They're all at Johnny Cash Pkwy.

Edit: OMFG!

 

[DX10]

His old blog was full of negativity.

Heheheheheheahahahahauoohohohoh.

How come handicapped people drive better cars than I do and walk twice as fast as I do.

#GodLaughs

 

[rubytintedchix]

My first reaction: Who?
My second reaction: Who the fuck cares about this crap except Jack?

Then I found this on Wikipedia:
In February 2020, it was announced that the Erwin Brothers were creating, and releasing a theatrical film about Kurt's life titled American Underdog: The Kurt Warner Story, with Zachary Levi as Warner. The film is being produced by Kingdom Story Company, and is being distributed by Lionsgate with a release date set for December 25, 2021.

So Jack is again late, as the movie was already announced in early 2020. Typical Jack again.

If the scooty puff's battery lasts for 5-6 miles then there are at least a Pizza Ranch; a McD's, a Domino's and a KFC which he could reach. They're all at Johnny Cash Pkwy.

Edit: OMFG!
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Oh man, if that Pizza Ranch is in range, fatty will probably try to bribe the manager to get him a weekly hand stamp. They probably have a booth named after him already.

 

[Quixotic Man]

My first reaction: Who?
My second reaction: Who the fuck cares about this crap except Jack?

Then I found this on Wikipedia:
In February 2020, it was announced that the Erwin Brothers were creating, and releasing a theatrical film about Kurt's life titled American Underdog: The Kurt Warner Story, with Zachary Levi as Warner. The film is being produced by Kingdom Story Company, and is being distributed by Lionsgate with a release date set for December 25, 2021.

So Jack is again late, as the movie was already announced in early 2020. Typical Jack again.

If the scooty puff's battery lasts for 5-6 miles then there are at least a Pizza Ranch; a McD's, a Domino's and a KFC which he could reach. They're all at Johnny Cash Pkwy.

Edit: OMFG!
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I hate American Suburban sprawl so much. Having one street lined with chain restaurants and stores is so unpleasant. I can also guarantee it is a pain in the ass to stop by Pizza Ranch for lunch and then walk across the street to Bank of America, rather than drive the few hundred yards there. Places like that are very unfriendly to pedestrians.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Oh man, if that Pizza Ranch is in range, fatty will probably try to bribe the manager to get him a weekly hand stamp. They probably have a booth named after him already.

Yeah, because Jack and Tammy still fit in ONE booth. Here have your

 

[wdymbro]

Yeah, because Jack and Tammy still fit in ONE booth. Here have your

That's why there's a booth named after him. Extra space for his gut.

 

[AnOminous]

They're all at Johnny Cash Pkwy.

Imagine fucking a guy his entire life then naming a road after him. Fuck you, Tennessee.

 

[desudesu]

Fat man's "idea" of a gift list. Also no likes on the post even though it was made 19 hours ago.

Surprise! It's all useless products and its guaranteed they're part of the hoard. More than 2 meat thermometers, are you kidding me lmfao

 

[Quixotic Man]

Fat man's "idea" of a gift list. Also no likes on the post even though it was made 19 hours ago.

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Surprise! It's all useless products and its guaranteed they're part of the hoard. More than 2 meat thermometers, are you kidding me lmfao

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I noticed the sugar free BBQ sauce and the rubs. I had a suspicion so I looked them up.

First ingredient on all the rubs is brown sugar. Jack is an idiot.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Get you #GodLaughs, designed by fatass himself!
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Yeah, God's definitely laughing at Mushbrain. How else can you explain how he fucks everything up?

I know it’s usually frowned on walking through a drive thru for safety purposes, but I wonder if you could take a scooty puff through one.

I've seen some landwhale do it on "My 600 Pound Life" but for all we know that was set up by the production company.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Fat man's "idea" of a gift list. Also no likes on the post even though it was made 19 hours ago.

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Surprise! It's all useless products and its guaranteed they're part of the hoard. More than 2 meat thermometers, are you kidding me lmfao

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Do you think they have a room just full of useless shit? I think they thrown their son out of his room just for a place to put their shit in.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Fatty Doo Doo probably wrecks fast food bathrooms.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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Fatty Doo Doo probably wrecks fast food bathrooms.

That's... actually decent advice from Mushbrain. A dirty bathroom usually means a dirty kitchen or they're not really into cleaning.

Although you know he's the type to go in there, piss all over the seat and leave it that way because it's the restaurant's business to clean them up not his.