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Tammy is as much of a societal leach as Jack. She doesn’t have a job to take the scooty puff to. She contributes nothing to humanity and just wants to consoom as much possible - just like her lazy, sack of shit husband.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Oh, I thought she was the one keeping a roof over their heads. I know she lost that other job but I figured she got something else.
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He looks like shit on this pic, like a younger, slimmer MovieBob lol!
Just compare it to his "rapper" pic with the smoke, not a surprise that he hates it lol!
At least she used to work and is capable of following a diet unlike Fat Jack. What pisses me off is that Jack could easily eat like a normal person and lose weight, he just had to cut more carbs, sugar and move towards healthier fats. There are actual diets where you can eat beef, pork and chicken just fine, fuck, if he cut down on the sauces he could be eating some barbecue in moderation and still lose some fucking weight!
You could probably feed a family with one of his salsa orders, and a pack of his shirts would serve well as a sail. A porch pirate could make himself a nice fish fry with just a bit of Jack's shit and a fishing rod lol!
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So I was looking at some of his Lazy Man's Recipe & checked the comments if there is anything new. So I saw this one when he replied 2 months ago. Interesting to be fair. Never saw Jackelino commenting/responding on older (this one is nearly 10 years old) videos.
Fatty McFatFat, it's called a real job. At least being a delivery person is honest work. Angry stroked out faggot.
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Inside_Ventura
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Plump Cali posted his Spotify break down, here are a few parts
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Several things:
1. It's basically impossible to keep something hidden if it's being placed near a door. All possible options barring a back door are impossible to hide things in the case of most houses, and that's time these people don't got.
2. In my experience, every delivery service I've used does a decent job of putting packages near the door, so this is just Fat Jack crying about having to get up from his chair and not being able to listen to shows designed for literal toddlers.
3. Fucking pop goes the weasel. More proof that Jack is a genuine retarded person.
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Just goes to show that Mushbrain isn't actually going to the gym or trying to exercise if walking a mile is enough to tire him out. But then he relies too much on the scooty-puff to get him around because of his gimp leg. But you know it goes with his gimp arm and gimp brain.
He'd probably say that he's "bulking" right now but that's really only a thing if you plan on competing or if you're on the juice.
Qtard Cali is on neither. He's just a chubby little poseur.
He uses speech to text like the boomer he is. Mushbrain is too lazy to actually type anything out.
Or ask for it to be delivered to a post office, work or some place where they require a signature. Oh that's right, he doesn't work, can't drive to the post office and can't write with his gimp arm. Get fucked fatty.
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Dax is the kind of rapper that makes white people comfortable about listening to rap.
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or fuck off jack, imagine having 200 stops a day driving for ups or amazon, sucks most for amazon drivers since most of the shit is those little envelopes but its against the law for anyone besides usps to put something in a mailbox so they have to walk up to every door. I mean come on jack youre unemployed, cant drive and hardly walk stop pretending youre not at home we all know youre waiting by that door for the bi-weekly restock of bacon-up.
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You mean they can’t just walk into jack’s home and personally hand him the useless junk he got from wish? They’re selfish; unlike our lord and savior Jack.
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kathy ireland had her own branded sets of flatware (of fucking course) so im pretty sure with jacks line of thinking George Foreman also used to work with him because he has one of his grills.
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Yeah, he hopes for that at least for quite some years now.
He used to work with Kathy Ireland? You'll excuse me now for 15 minutes while I seek my sides.
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a google search revealed that sterling-winters co. (the artist management company jack worked at in the 90s) is a subsidiary of kathy ireland worldwide, so there is a link between her and fatty after all
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I am happy to say I don't recognize anything here except for Eminem and I guess Joe Rogan.
I don't think I even shared a single word in top genres with Cali-boi here.
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The fuck is country rap?
Is that when you spew a bunch of hoodrat shit while playing acoustic guitar accompanied by autotuned Willie Nelson's voice.
Seeing Dad Bod Qali spotify makes me feel like a boomer.
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It's going to be kind of sad when Jack can't do videos anymore because everything he sees looks like this:
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I have to ask. What the fuck is that in the bottom right corner?
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so you recognize everything in the picture except for the thing in the bottom right corner
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Jack will happily make videos with him consuming those and other indescribable geometry from beyond the veil so long as he doesn't believe they contain sugar.
CALL OF KETULHU