Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

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Isn’t his just grease?

What is your goto dressings?

Seriously, Jack, take some English classes!

 

[rubytintedchix]

Does he even eat salads?

Thumbnail from JotG Jason’s Deli, Huntsville, AL:

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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At that point, he should just drink the dressing out of the bottle.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

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Vomit on a platter, a true Jack Scalfani classic.

At that point, he should just drink the dressing out of the bottle.

What makes you think he doesn't?

 

[rubytintedchix]

At that point, he should just drink the dressing out of the bottle.

He did. See above:

Literally sauce guzzlers. Disgusting.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-scalfani-cooking-with-jack.13468/post-10603363

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He did:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-scalfani-cooking-with-jack.13468/post-10603156

Sorry. Miss that part. I’m half way asleep

 

[wdymbro]

At that point, he should just drink the dressing out of the bottle.

From drinking sauces out of a cup on his recent BBQ Wars videos - he probably has a little sippy-poo every time he opens up a new bottle of salad dressing to see if he can put an olympic sized pool's worth on his afternoon salad.

 

[Aaway]

*tammy eats a little piece of meat that fell out of jack's burrito as she was cutting it for him*

jack: HEY!

jack the uncultured faggot asks if he can get his california burrito without fries. motherfucker......that's the entire point of a california burrito. why not just order a regular carne asada burrito then if you don't want fries? then at the end of the video he asks why they would even put fries in the burrito. holy shit he's re.tarded

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Jack being Jack

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

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Jack being Jack

Of course fatty will never understand how tiring these type of jobs are. He’s always at home anyway it shouldn’t be hard to go fetch his useless junk of the porch. He probably waits for mommy wife to grab his useless junk and he’s nervous a black person might steal it in the meantime.

 

[abobe]

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Jack being Jack

How miserable is your life if you just sit around all day and look for something to bitch and moan about on Facebook all the time. It's like he's always trying to do observational humor but it's always hateful and holier than thou. Very Christian like behavior.

 

[AnOminous]

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Jack being Jack

Fuck off, Jack. Get another stroke and die finally, the world is sick of you and your bullshit.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Jack’s keto recipe for hot cocoa contains a cup of heavy whipping cream. 44 grams of fat and 410 calories per serving. Plus at least another 100 calories from cocoa and almond milk. Not even for a snack, but for something he will drink while eating a snack.

So his "diet" recipe is actually more caloric than simply using instant cocoa? What a fucking retard!

The only way Jack could be the most competent cook in the room is if he became Chris' cellmate lol!

Jack being Jack

Can't this entitled fatso simply open the door and pick up the package like a normal person does? Whenever I order stuff I do that and unlike this fat fuck I actually work for a living!

Of course fatty will never understand how tiring these type of jobs are. He’s always at home anyway it shouldn’t be hard to go fetch his useless junk of the porch. He probably waits for mommy wife to grab his useless junk and he’s nervous a black person might steal it in the meantime.

In his narcissitic worldview there's nothing more important at that very moment other than his packages of superfluous shit being delivered on time and just like he likes them. Jack doesn't even consider for a single moment that the delivery man has lots of other deliveries to do while he sits on his bloated ass, throwing a manbaby tantrum about the way that guy "mishandled" his very special delivery - more like an exceptional delivery for a very exceptional person lol!

 

[rubytintedchix]

Not to mention I think these delivery people are only allotted so much time per stop and don’t have time to fuck around figuring where the best spot is to leave a package. There was a recent article published via an Amazon employee leak that a lot of the drivers have to work through breaks and lunches and piss and shit in bottles in their trucks just to stay on time with deliveries. But Jack wouldn’t know that. Jack only cares about when his latest bacon cooker will arrive.

 

[Chorton]

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Jack being Jack

Always a goddamn prick about everything; nicest man on YouTube folks. Those overworked people have quotas to fulfill and he's an unemployed leech anyway, more posturing as if he isn't always going to be home. His entire day consists around eating, shitting, and bitching online, so why would he need his packages concealed? Waddling out the front door a few times a day could actually be to his benefit and would be the only productive activity in his schedule.

 

[V4L_Penis]

Seems like there ought to be a market for mediocre Christian rap the same way there is for Christian rock and movies.

The problem is that Qali doesn't even rise to the mediocre level. His flow is stilted, his lyrics are corny and uninspired even by Christian music standards, and his instrumentals are just plain thrash. Qali makes Unkle Adams look like No Ceilings era Lil Wayne.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Shouldnt you be doing something useful like making sure your sleepover buddy stays in the kitchen?

Guys I'm on mobile, can someone tag this gay faggot with that one photo of Qali that he hates?

@Christ4President2024 this u?

 

[Captain Ahab]

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Jack being Jack

The shit boomers like Jack order online ain’t worth the cardboard it comes in. Nobody wants your gallon of sodium, I mean, salsa and XXXL T-shirts, Jack.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The shit boomers like Jack order online ain’t worth the cardboard it comes in. Nobody wants your gallon of sodium, I mean, salsa and XXXL T-shirts, Jack.

If it got stolen, they would be doing him a favor since he wouldn’t use whatever he got anyway.

 

[wdymbro]

Always a goddamn prick about everything; nicest man on YouTube folks. Those overworked people have quotas to fulfill and he's an unemployed leech anyway, more posturing as if he isn't always going to be home. His entire day consists around eating, shitting, and bitching online, so why would he benefit from his packages being concealed? Waddling out the front door a few times a day could actually be to his benefit and be the only productive activity in his schedule.

I wonder if Tammy took the scooty-puff when she went to work today and he's just seething about having to waddle to get something instead of making her get it?