Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Pig Cups]

Watching Jack is like watching The Shining sometimes; i.e. no matter how many times you watch it, you notice something new that you didn’t notice before with each subsequent viewing.

I just noticed the unflattering description on his channel as to what Lazy Man’s recipes are, and it made me lol. Such a way with words. Jack perfectly and shamelessly describes himself here- he’s clearly fond of these recipes because they require no skill, which is good for him. It’s also easy to see how the recipes are clearly drawn from his personal taste (or lack thereof).

(sorry if already posted)

 

[Aaway]

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Seems like there ought to be a market for mediocre Christian rap the same way there is for Christian rock and movies.

I mean there is one and there is a bit more money in it than a lot of music these days but also it's insanely hard to make a living in music even if you are insanely talented which Cali is not. Which would be fine if he was a hobbyist but he at least thought it would be a career(idk if he still does since when was the last single).

 

[Neko GF]

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[Dead Air]

Fresh out of surgery and craving sodium, Jack eats more pulled pork for the Jack on the Ghost show.

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Church Street Chicken & BBQ is literally gas station food. Jack drove thirty minutes from Hendersonville to Greenbrier to eat at a gas station. Well, mommy wife drove, I mean.

 

[Joycondrift]

How the fuck does he not know what a California burrito is.
Edit: "maybe we can remove the fries" motherfucker than it's not a Cali burrito

The most uncultured culture vulture.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

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Jack get's confused that the California style burrito has fries on it even though thats part of the style. His ability to understand regional variations on dishes is getting funnier and funnier to me.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack on the Ghost show is when Jack finally croaks and still has videos scheduled weeks out to autopublish in YouTube.

 

[feral cat #6385]

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After getting a clear idea of what Jagoff’s mobility is really like from today’s glorious upload, how could anyone believe he actually did this recently??
More evidence he lies his fat ass off.

Riiight. And i have a 12 inch penis.

Jack is only 53.
I'm not one of those "live fast, die young" people, but if I was only able to walk a mile at a time at that age, I would be rethinking my will to live.

In Jack's case its live fat die young.

Pretty sure Jack has some cognitive decline going on. I am looking forward to just how bad the quality of his videos declines before he can't do them anymore.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

Please Jack, for the love of God, invest in some anti-dandruff shampoo for that disgusting attempt at a goatee.

 

[Adamska]

Jack get's confused that the California style burrito has fries on it even though thats part of the style. His ability to understand regional variations on dishes is getting funnier and funnier to me.

Remember that this fat homo is FROM California. So his confusion is made all the worse by the fact that this should not be.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Did he edit in stock music to cover what’s on the radio again?

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

"We are near 'The Nationals', I don't even know what that is but that's what it says, 'Oscar's Taco Shop in The Nationals', not sure what that means". Five fucking seconds of searching tells me that it's "The Nations" and it's the neighborhood where the restaurant is. And despite growing up in SoCal he isn't even aware of their own regional style. Jack is truly a man with no home, the epitome of the deracinated American.

Can't have the deep fried chimi style burrito but the rolled tacos and the burrito stuffed with fries are just fine. Sure Jack.

Terrible audio throughout. Once again Jack does the stupid trick of layering royalty free music over the background, so you get two clashing songs, and on top of that you can barely hear Jack or Tammy over all the background noise. I'm sure we're not missing anything interesting though.

 

[DontEatThat]

I noticed when Jack tries to look health conscious and make a comment about omitting the fries in the burrito but once Tammy said it would be smaller. Cut a little bit later when she cuts the burrito you can see fries so its abundantly clear that once Jack heard his California burrito (which he never heard about despite living in Cali and repeatedly calling rolled tacos taquitos) would be smaller with no fries he decided to keep them.

Deep fried burritos? No bueno! However a fucking huge burrito stuffed with meat, fries and cheese is smart cheating.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Deep fried burritos? No bueno! However a fucking huge burrito stuffed with meat, fries and cheese is smart cheating.

I guess he thinks adding more filling doesn’t add more fat but deep frying does. I’m
Not getting this one unless he’s just lying to himself so that he can eat like a pig….this is most likely why.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Literally sauce guzzlers. Disgusting.

 

[DuckSucker]

Cali getting plump

In honor of Cali's enormous rack and his love of young boys, Ive decided to remix the audio for you. He brought me back to my teenage years.

I hope he likes it

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Isn’t his just grease?

 

[rubytintedchix]

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Isn’t his just grease?

What no thousand island? Doesn’t he usually drown his sah-lahds in that?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

What no thousand island? Doesn’t he usually drown his sah-lahds in that?

Does he even eat salads?