Seasons are a social construct created by cis, heteronormative, capitalistic chuds as a means to oppress sapphic and valid trans women. The only way to usher in the socialist utopia were trans rights are human rights is to do away with problematic concepts such as the calendar and weather forcecasting.
Considering the calendar much of the modern world abides by was originally created by a white man (albeit a pagan one) and revised by a Christian, I'm surprised neither Kevin nor anyone else in his circle has decried the Gregorian calendar as oppressive to the Indians. But I'm guessing no one at the tranch knows the history of the very calendar they use, each and every day. Nor can they be bothered to look into it.
You've inspired me to do some calculations of my own. 01 made the OP for this thread on 1/15/20. From then until 12/4/21 is 690 days. There have been 35,165 posts on this thread during that time. Dividing 35,165 posts by 690 days gets 50.96 posts per day on average, and dividing that by 24 gets 2.12 posts per hour. All by himself, Kevin has managed to outpost a thread of hundreds (thousands?) of people by more than double.
You may jest but it would be a very reasonable belief to assume that the Tranchers are so cumbrained and idiotic that they can literally not use the most basic form of pattern recognition and realize that seasons are actually changing around them until they start seeing/feeling physical effects such as falling leaves, intense heat, snow etc etc.
Kevin Gibes, who as the above posts highlight is a textbook social media addict in addition to being an unemployed, largely unmolested (heh) Gigolo Eunuch who gets surgical procedures meant to make his porn rotted brain produce a few sweet, sweet milligrams of Serotonin and Dopamine handed to him on a silver platter, has the fucking gall to call himself Oppressed because people dislike him and disapprove of his behavior.
Oh god, what if he's trying to get a collection of perfect IV pokemon for the sake of collecting? I hope he's doing it to at least make the post or endgame easier if he's not doing it competitively. He strikes me as the type to be on random battles but with a team of OP Pokemon including legendaries tbh, one of those cunts.
I'm of the same opinion both in terms of him hoarding a collection of perfect IV meta builds, but I wanted to avoid derailing the thread into discussing Pokemon PvP.
It's Kevin, he's a consoomer hoarder. He is hoarding the virtual animals in the video game he consooms. It's that simple. Kevin is a simple beast, He is a Consoomer, He is a Coomer and He is a Groomer, don't expect anything else from him.
I personally think the gravestone should just read
Maybe the modern world isn't worth it. Time to roll it back to 1897, see if we can get a do-over on the 20th Century, this time without the furries.
At the very least we could bring the spirit of 1897 to correct the mistake.
In Minecraft though right?
"I post on Twitter in *THE* sun"I'm a coomer, I'm a groomer, I'm a midnight Consoomer.
I post on Twitter in sun
No, this time in Roblox. OOF
At this point all Kevie does is cope - trying his damnedest to forget how big of a failure he is, to fill the emptiness of his being, and to feel at least a little bit better about himself.This has already been touched on before in this thread but I really feel that Kevin hoards like that because he seems to think that having stuff is an accomplishment. It's not like he has other things he can call accomplishments.
I've always wondered who actually "pays to win" because it takes all the fun out of the game. It's Kevin. He purchases bragging rights. He has nothing else to be proud of.
It's truly pathetic. You don't have to be the best in your chosen arena and be showered in awards to feel accomplished. Maybe your thing is that your apple pie is particularly tasty. Maybe you beat your own personal best at the gym. Maybe one of your work projects went along seamlessly. Perhaps you keep a neat and tidy home or you spend time doing something that gives back to your local community. There are endless ways that you can feel accomplishment, or feel proud. It's not hard to find things to be proud of. Kevin is so lazy and his existence is so meaningless, he has to cheat at children's games and purchase hundreds of dollars of plastic junk to feel any sort of pride.
And it's all in vain because he forgets he has achieved a 1700+ page thread and entertains many of us endlessly.
Bro he does NOT go out in the sun.
