Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Dumpster dived waifu said:
Vito is a fat faggot and I would not fuck him give him the attention he craves by giving him his own thread instead of making him be a Remora swimming under bigger, funnier fish.
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Nah it’s funnier to not give him that attention and keep him in Dicks thread as a reminder that he’s only known because of Dick.
 
I wish Asterios well. I couldn't keep listening to TDS; the pedoshit lingered like bloody diapers. I had to quit listening to WATP because it turned into Karl tonguing Dax's inflated ballsack and trying to neg H-list celebrities into liking him, and that sucked because I used to love WATP when it was about bagslappers reviewing random .wav files they found on geocities.

But I gave up on Loudest Podcast purely because it was too boring.
 
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Sped Xing said:
I wish Asterios well. I couldn't keep listening to TDS; the pedoshit lingered like bloody diapers. I had to quit listening to WATP because it turned into Karl tonguing Dax's inflated ballsack and trying to neg H-list celebrities into liking him, and that sucked because I used to love WATP when it was about bagslappers reviewing random .wav files they found on geocities.

But I gave up on Loudest Podcast purely because it was too boring.
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Even beyond pedoshit, the show just has no direction now. Every episode is:
  • Cold open. Dick rants about a mundane inconvenience in his life. Theme song
  • Dick and Sean read the news and give their predictable takes
  • "So Maddox wrote this tweet, and you see what he said? He said "I think that's a bad ieda". Do you see that? You see that, Sean? This IDIOT doesn't know how to spell "IDEA"!!!! Maybe if he had a SINGLE BRAIN CELL LEFT IN HIS HEAD he wouldn't have transposed the letters "E" and "D"! Maybe this is his way of hinting to us that he has E.D.! You know, erectile dysfunction, Sean? I'll bet he has erectile dysfunction! *guffaw*. Anyway...."
  • Discussion on whatever's happening with their wack pack
  • One of Dick's Patreonis calls in and tells a story about how he hooked up with a girl with a dirty butthole or whatever
  • Dick reads listener questions, and he, Sean, and the caller give their brand of "advice"
  • "We just recorded bonus episode 95 and I'm certain it was the best one yet. Sean, you were on FIRE ranting about that thing. Head on over to patreon dot com slash asterios where you can listen to the latest bonus episode. See you next Tuesday."
  • "This song is from Anus Johnson, let's hear it" and it's just stock loops from GarageBand with farts interspersed and lyrics about how some enemy of the show is a cuck
  • Then an hour's worth of voicemails from boring nobodies trying to do angry stand up comedy on open mic night
This is every single episode
 
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
Vito is a fat faggot and I would not fuck him give him the attention he craves by giving him his own thread instead of making him be a Remora swimming under bigger, funnier fish.
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I also think there is an irony to all this. When it was just the Maddox thread, we talked more about Dax, effectively cucking Maddox in his own lolcow thread. Now Vito is doing the same to Maddax. Seems fitting for these faggots.
 
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Pissmaster said:
"So Maddox wrote this tweet, and you see what he said? He said "I think that's a bad ieda". Do you see that? You see that, Sean? This IDIOT doesn't know how to spell "IDEA"!!!! Maybe if he had a SINGLE BRAIN CELL LEFT IN HIS HEAD he wouldn't have transposed the letters "E" and "D"! Maybe this is his way of hinting to us that he has E.D.! You know, erectile dysfunction, Sean? I'll bet he has erectile dysfunction! *guffaw*. Anyway...."
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I haven’t touched TDS since February and yet I can hear this in Dick’s voice a little too perfectly. He really is that boring now.
 
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Ij999 said:
I wouldn’t say it ever had direction. Aside from crying about Maddox, TDS has always been a formless mass of non-sequiturs and boring anecdotes. At least the BPITU had structure, theme and purpose.
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It did seem like Dick was trying to shape it into a general lolcow discussion show after the lolsuit ended, but Dick just couldn't stop associating with actual lolcows like Digibro and Gunt. And now he's a cow himself, still seething over Null and others rightfully calling him out for being so weirdly defensive of pedophiles.
 
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i had an hours long drive tonight and spent some time skipping around in the latest BPITU episode. Dick was just straight up being a pedophile for like 20 minutes in it. he brings in “breast reductions” as a problem which i understand cause it fits with his older, Tucker Max bro style of comedy, and i am willing to enjoy people saying something i personally disagree with if it is funny. but his whole segment was literally just him playing TikTok videos of teenage girls posting about their breast reduction surgeries and talking about how bad he wants to fuck them, while saying before every single video “ok, this one is definitely 18 you guys lol”

that doesn’t make me feel confident that they are 18, Dax. i can’t see the video because i have a life and do not watch streams, so i don’t know for 100% sure that these women are underage; i’m just saying, it seems a little suspicious that he felt the need to lampshade every video with a joking disclaimer that he definitely, absolutely thinks these girls are 18 before rambling about how they have huge tits and he wants to fuck them.
 
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Pill Cosby said:
The shows gotten stale over the past year.
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What do you mean, #maddoxlost is still funny and relevant after 3-4 years, better have a contest about it.
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BoobsMcGee said:
What do you mean, #maddoxlost is still funny and relevant after 3-4 years, better have a contest about it.
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I'm going to assume he wants this because he knows no one will join in the chant so that will be funny in a cringey way.

I have a sneaking suspicion he actually expects a bunch of normal people who have no idea who Maddox or Dick are to join along in a chant with who i assume will be the most exceptional person in the area.
 
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I have a sneaking suspicion he actually expects a bunch of normal people who have no idea who Maddox or Dick are to join along in a chant with who i assume will be the most exceptional person in the area.
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It would be easier to get a chant of “Dax fucks kids” going.
 
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