Taint_fairy
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I'm kinda new to the whole CWJ thingy. To me he just seems like a boomer wanting to be a 90's tv-chef. Can someone do a TL;DR and explain why people hate him so much?
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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What if the Dunning-Kruger effect was wholly embodied by one wannabe tv chef? Unchecked confidence and incompetence in equal measure, surely a recipe for success.
Fairy, go back a few pages and find "BBQ Wars" episode #4. Or I guess you could just watch #5. He throws a tantrum in #5.
But he was a nasty little bitch in #4. You could watch #1, that had a pretty bad Coe Slaw freakout.
But he was a nasty little bitch in #4. You could watch #1, that had a pretty bad Coe Slaw freakout.
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For a man who has type 2 diabetes he sure loves coating his desserts with enormous amounts of molten sugar. I estimate at least 2000 calories worth of icing on this cake.
captkrisma
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It's not hate, it's more or less a case study in narcissistic personality disorder and what happens when you stroke someone with NPD's ego just a bit too much.
Any criticism or advice that is contrary to his own mindset is met with him deleting comments and blocking you at best. At worst he responds like he did in the Facebook comments, rude and dismissive.
EDIT: As @TenMilesWide said, it's also Dunning-Kruger effect in human form. Look at the picture of the plum pudding and tell me another chef who's been cooking for 15 years plus that would produce that, let alone display it for the world to see.
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That is where the liter of Humalog comes in handy every few hours. Our tax dollars at work!
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He's DarkSydePhil but if he focused on Cooking with the King as his main khantent to the point he destroyed his body. Also he films himself Karening it up at chain places. If you don't know what that means tho:
Fat narcissist tantrums endlessly like a fucking baby. Demands respect for his shit opinions and tards out and blocks you when you disagree with him. He also cooks like shit and eats raw meat by the pound.
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I could explain to you why Jack's "cooking" is a violation of the Geneva Convention or the US Constitution but that would take hours and hours to write.
Just watch this video of Jack's worst crime so far. I present to you, Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad. (Rumour has it that Aunt Myrna tested the recipe on Auschwitz inmates back in the day.)
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Like all his attempts at cooking he doesn't know what he's doing.
Like his attempt at making Yorkshire Pudding:
According to him they came out "perfect" and "beautiful". Meanwhile they look like blond hockey pucks.
Mushbrain has no fucking clue how to make stuff. He Jacks it up each and every time yet thinks he did a good job.
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Hate is kind of a strong word...I associate it more with a-logs, but I have to admit Jack does infuriate me but in a kind of Zen Anger way.
But sure:
1. Rude to staff at restaurants.
2. Acts like a petulant child on camera
3. Combine 1 and 2 along with the fact he has a MASSIVE output of videos means that he gives consistent content where he does this, meaning this topic gets larger and larger and with more angry posts.
4. Beat one of his children.
5. Holds bigoted views complete with attending a megachurch ran by a murderer that prays for god to napalm Muslim children. (Other parts of KF might call this BASED but this topic isn't really full of A&Ners)
6. Is very proud of his ignorance and loud about it.
Other bad chefs on Youtube such as Kay or Masaokis don't create this kind of anger because they're either likeable like Masaokis or relatively harmless like Kay.
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The OP honestly kind of sucks nowadays. It was fine back in the old days but it doesn't really cover the full Jack experience. It just shows an idiot fucking up at cooking rather than the things that make him really obnoxious.
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I offered to re-write! I hope our dear leader allows for editing OPs soon, but I know he’s got his hands full with the XenForo fuckery.
captkrisma
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Aaway
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he knows what bukkake means because i recall he sent someone to the boys club once or twice for suggesting he film "lazy man's bukkake"
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Isn’t that when he said “I know what that means guiz, I have a teenage son”
@captkrisma: he put that butter in rock solid. This is a candidate for our Christmas livestream for sure.
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Or he is easily intimidated by foreign-looking words and interprets anything he doesn't understand as an overt act of aggression (let's face it, he does this).
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This looks like Jack-tier food. The kind of shit you'd get served in high school by some hag in a hair net.
I don't think they cooked it, I think they squatted and excreted it. It looks like literal feces.
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Looks like it was all reused food from four days ago. I went a similar place in the UP. Food there was absolutely disgusting, basically like what you see here and the reviews for the place were GOOD and the restaurant busy. Have these people never eaten a meal that didn't come out of a can to think that was good? Was memorably disappointing to say the least.