Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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chickenbutt said:
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I think these two, where she's trying to do her "sultry model" face in slo-mo while eyefucking herself in the camera, are the funniest. At about 1:00-1:10 or so. The first one makes her look like she was halfway through flicking her hair when she juuuuuust remembered she left the stove on at home, and the second makes it look like she's trying to be sexy while desperately holding in a shart. Which, I mean... both of those scenarios are certainly plausible.
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chickenbutt, these were the EXACT two spots that I had to stop because I was wheezing! I can't even with those expressions! In that first picture, it looks like she's trying to awkwardly flirt with the cameraman, but then accidentally farted.

In the second picture, that coat looks like a giant version of a tiger Halloween costume my grandma made me when I was three. It's cute as a little kid costume, but on a nearly 40-year-old deathfat, it looks like someone shot and skinned the world's fattest tiger. The outfit also makes no sense with the location. Why would you wear something that is (allegedly) supposed to be sexy on a snow-covered bridge in the middle of nowhere? It's an outfit that should be photographed on a New York City sidewalk at night.

Her makeup is atrocious. She seems to continue to fancy herself a makeup artist, but she never gets it right. In that first picture above, her face and hair just look dirty. She looks like she has a ton of makeup on, and yet it still looks light and sloppy. In the second one, it looks like she tried to do some bronzer contouring (again, the tan makeup makes no sense with the snowy location), but somehow it makes her eyes and eyebrows almost disappear.

One more thing: she really needs to stop with the berets. Whenever she tries to add a classy touch to an outfit, she puts on a beret. No one wears them anymore! It makes me think of the Griswolds getting monogrammed berets in Paris and all the locals laughing at them.
 
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Pussyworth said:
I notice Anna only seems to wear these velour outfits around the house these days. I once had a friend growing up whose mom was a deathfat and she similarly wore nothing but these types of outfits because nothing else was comfortable on her anymore
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I’ve been noticing that as well, and I wonder if this means she’s sized out of the tie-dyed onesie she was so fond of? While her sweatsuit is warmer, it hasn’t exactly been cold in her neck of the woods, either.
 
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