Wait until he sees the treehouse of horror where burns hunts every man in springfield. The fake sex scene at the end of it will have him demanding the US have a sport where a group of men are hunted and the winner gets to have sex with a woman of their choosing and sue literally everyone when it doesn't happen
*angrily crosses instathot off of list*
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Sure, laugh at her out of sheer jealousy and frustration, petty little twat waffle.
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Sure, laugh at her out of sheer jealousy and frustration, petty little twat waffle.
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They'll recognize their mistake once Russ becomes governor/AGT winner/Grammy winner that legalized prostitution (in a state that already has it legalized) that brought down Kiwi Farms, and is so rich and famous that he could hire Taylor Swift to be his maid.View attachment 2775688
Sure, laugh at her out of sheer jealousy and frustration, petty little twat waffle.
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He doesn't even have to work on writing lyric either, since we wrote a double LP's worth of Russ-themed Christmas songs a few pages back.
I would sue him for copyright infringement. Just for funsies.
I was in a bar in Manhattan a few years back, and saw a cute black bartender with a figure like that. It's not natural, and the doctor who gave her that surgery should be in prison because God knows how bad that sort of plastic surgery is for the body.
There's no room in there for organs.
Well, the woman I saw in NYC I couldn't figure out where she put them all.
The Ratchelor
This reminds me of that infamous Ralph Lauren photoshop from
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Jingle Bells 
There are millions of girls who think they're ugly because they don't meet the physically impossible beauty standards established by the fashion and beauty industry. There are millions of young boys who think women should look like they do in the media, and don't understand the many millions of dollars spent annually to make people look unnaturally attractive, thus leading to thinking women who don't look like that are flawed. And just as bad, the media does it with men too, so boys think if they don't look actors/male models that they're unworthy of affection from women.
I recall reading a long time ago that female models would tape their breasts together with electrical tape to create the illusion of large breasts. This was in the time before Photoshop, but as you said, such techniques are being used even today.
