Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
Russ just posted on his instagram about how his song was played in 30 countries, over 2,500 times, and had 17k views on youtube. I just have to say, you autists who kept playing it to laugh have really made him think he did something special. Well done
Wow, I can't believe we have posters in this thread from 30 countries!
Oh hell, it's just one of those generic things all the sites send out to everyone who uploads content.

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This is Spotify's "Year Wrapped" feature. Each December, Spotify gives you a little slideshow summarizing your listening habits for the past year. I guess they also have a version for creators.

It's amazing that Russell is trying to rewrite his months-long Yovanna quest as a win because he got tagged in a single comment from one of her social media accounts.
 
This here might be it:

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She doesn't know it yet, but she just committed a violent hate crime against the disabled.
Watch Russell suddenly swoon over this when just a few weeks ago he was seething so much about a haha react that he put it in a fucking legal document as an exhibit.
 
Watch Russell suddenly swoon over this when just a few weeks ago he was seething so much about a haha react that he put it in a fucking legal document as an exhibit.

"How DARE she laugh at me! I'm a super cool, totally awesome, talented, genius stud! I'm going to be on AGT and eventually legalize all prostitution in Nevada and become the youngest governor ever! I'm a big deal! That stupid whore has no right to laugh at me and my flirty wooing! That slut just hates me because I'm disabled!"

It really is a good thing that Pipsqueak is a coward who is terrified of air travel.
 
Watch Russell suddenly swoon over this when just a few weeks ago he was seething so much about a haha react that he put it in a fucking legal document as an exhibit.
That only applies in non-wooing contexts. When he's putting the patented Russell Greer charm, a laugh react means she's ready to forsake all others and fuck him until he passes out.
 
Anyone else notice his casual lies?
 

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Sorry, its hard to grab screenshots on my phone and get them to my computer

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I make a phone screenshot, crop it, upload directly from my phone, and post the image as a thumbnail.

Unless your phone has limited functions, or you're stuck with a limited data plan, you don't need a computer to post images from your phone here.
 
It's Russell's destiny to be smothered to death under one of those cushions, by the rent boy that he brings home one night in desperation.
I really hope it's a female hooker heroin addict who smothers Russ in self defense and then realizes she can crash there a few days before the neighbors call the cops because of the smell of decomposition. Russ doesn't view men with the same loathing as he does women, so it would be poetic justice for him to meet his maker at the hands of one of the hookers he thought he was in control of.
 
I really hope it's a female hooker heroin addict who smothers Russ in self defense and then realizes she can crash there a few days before the neighbors call the cops because of the smell of decomposition. Russ doesn't view men with the same loathing as he does women, so it would be poetic justice for him to meet his maker at the hands of one of the hookers he thought he was in control of.

With Shit-Lips' terrible hygiene, how would the neighbors be able to tell the difference from decomp and the normal, everyday stank coming from Russhole's apartment?
 
If only he could see the titles of those playlists.

"Awful wigger music"
"WTF lmao"
"Songs to get a lobotomy"
"Music written by retarded stillborns"
"Geneva Convention violations"
"lolcow music"
"Auto-tuned bullshit"

Etc.
Even that would be more impressive, I don't even think he's made it to joke playlist status. Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe in those "publication" bundles he was buying, Russ paid to be added to those pay-to-play "hot new song" playlists. They're full of other vanity recordings that paid to be there, and only played by the other chumps who bought their way onto the playlist.
 
Regarding his myserious, seemingly overnight interest in improving American infrastructure, I think I have a possible explanation.

Russ was watching some Simpsons re-runs late one night and saw that clip where Homer and Marge start banging, but instead of showing it (duh), the show used clips of a train ramming a narrow tunnel, a rocket taking off, some hot dogs flopping around on a conveyor belt...

Russell saw trains as a metaphor for sex, put 2 and 2 together, and got 5 as an answer.

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Hey, it could happen. If anyone has a better explanation...
 
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Russ is falling for photoshop, there's no way a 2:1 hip to waist ratio is even possible. It's so obvious and looks very unnatural.
Tangential, but do you see where the horizontal grooves on the wall smudge out and disappear near her hip? My guess is that she made her hips wider and had to airbrush the wall to hide the distortion.
 
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