DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
i guess you haven't been keeping up with him. he's definitely a joke now
Is he really a joke? it's kinda like the nostalgia critic everyone makes fun of him but he's still has abode average internet success unlike let's say linkara who everyone also mocks but is barely scraping by .
yeah, cinemassacre channel is absolute garbage, the more james puts himself on camera the more we realize he is an insanely out of touch boomer

every new avgn is absolute garbage and all the other fucking losers on the channel are the cringiest fuckers alive
This is may be off topic but as someone who has never watched his content.... what do you mean with this?
What are his boomer opinions
 
Is he really a joke? it's kinda like the nostalgia critic everyone makes fun of him but he's still has abode average internet success unlike let's say linkara who everyone also mocks but is barely scraping by .

I wouldsn't say a joke but he has gone down a lot in people's estimations by not really caring any more and getting his unfunny neckbeard mates to write the Nerd episodes for him. In one of the recent ones they used a body double, and it isn't him playing the games. Plus complaining about how little time he has to work because of his family, as if this is a problem no one else in the world faces.
 
Phil has famously said he has allergies and bad lungs because Linda smoked while pregnant. That could explain some of the brain damage and underdevelopment.
Which is really funny because how many people famously took bad bodies and made them work. Teddy Roosevelt was born in pretty bad shape, and the man lived through being shot. As well as continuing his speech. As well as some more personal examples. Once again, Phil will see a way out, and run with it. Although maybe most infuriating, is then pretend he also is above it. Like, he has a bad back, that precludes him from driving. But still can do 25 pushups in 25 seconds.

But the reason I started talking, is I want to talk about why he got big. And how his direct capture wasn't even ideal then.

Like, if you weren't around Youtube way back when, there is something you should know. It had a 10 minute limit. Which meant that doing an entire video game was really chunked up. Even an hour long video game like say Sonic, was gonna be in 6+ parts. Now that kind of worked, but get any longer and it got really annoying. I'm not even sure if playlists existed quite yet.

Now, add in that capture cards were "expensive". Kinda hard to come by too. This meant that you had two options. Film your TV, as webcams were actually hitting peak cheapness. Or play something that could be on your computer. Like emulating old games.

So, these two points synthesized adds up to what happened. It wasn't LPs that were everywhere on Youtube. It was AVGN clones, but then that kinda melted away to "reviewers". I don't have hard numbers, but when I think back to that time, thats what I remember most on Youtube gaming. And I can back it up in two ways. One, the complaints about "who would watch a guy play a whole video game, wouldn't that ruin the whole game for you?" started up later than Youtube's start. I remember it more with Game Grumps and PewDiePie. (Christ Chrome autocorrect fixed his name for me...)

Two, there are some old channels, Yahtzee comes to mind that have like clips of games. This is because LPers didn't play the whole game on video. Instead, they'd type it out, but then record the really interesting bits they felt should be in motion. Which in case if you ever wonder about Slowbeef's part in the vortex. For the famous sites that were doing LPs, Something Awful and later LP archive. He was the first to do a whole game, The Immortal, in video. As it was a fairly short game, and it was better to explain in motion.

Now, that finally brings us to DarksydePhil. (Look at that, Chrome doesn't autocorrect his name) What DSP did was fill a niche. A niche left open because anyone with pride in their work thought it was shit. As well as it did require some money and stubborness. But that was, he played new games. All the way through. In 10 minute chunks. Recorded off his TV. Also, just because I am being needlessly thorough, at this point, PC was kinda dead. Like no one was bringing big AAA games to PC. They existed sure, and I was a PC gamer at that time. The kinda stuff people wanted to see was either console exclusive, or ran like shit on PC. Or was so resource intensive that recording it too was gonna be hard. Which means, that yeah, DSP actually was the first to bring big new games completely to Youtube. It was for a good reason no one fucking did that. But, he did it. And there were people who were gonna watch it. Because also that "new gen" was actually relatively expensive.

So DSP was a sweaty pollock oasis in a content desert for people who wanted to see all of the hot new game. Even weirder, was that he wasn't even the laziest. Retsupurae showed that people were willing to watch that shit and make that shit, but no one was willing to make the camcorder look, uh lookable. DSP at least centered it.

Now as you should all know. He quickly stopped being the only one doing that. Things started to catch up. Capture cards got cheaper. Computers got better at recording AAA games that were more frequently coming to PC. And as you all know he got left behind. He had momentum. Having a fan base is a big deal in youtube. But then he gave himself his negative views by deleting shit. And that was it. He was behind, he stopped coasting on his momentum, and now he begs for money from the few dent heads that still support him.

Thats the actual legacy of DSP. I've always wanted to make that into a video, but that was always to autistic for me. So, if someone wants to use it go ahead. Dedicate it to Phil. It should really salt his pork.
 
Phil has famously said he has allergies and bad lungs because Linda smoked while pregnant. That could explain some of the brain damage and underdevelopment.
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i guess you haven't been keeping up with him. he's definitely a joke now
That's excessive. We know now that James only cared about cinematography stuff and wanting to make his own movies, and that Mike and others did most of the real work on his character... and James was a lot more like Chris Bores than everyone thought. I guess that bothers others more because I never cared for the POOP SHIT FUCK "comedy" that was everywhere in 2000s gaming videos.
 
This “Phil makes more money than almost everyone on these forums” topic rears its ugly head at least once a month on the Main Thread. It bothers me every time and I think @Nigel of Ukip addressed it pretty well but I want to add my two cents.

A few things of note:
1. One thing that’s great about the Farms is that everyone stays pretty anonymous. I have no idea what people do for their job or career unless they decide to disclose such a fact which is relatively frowned upon as it breaks the TMI rule which I haven’t been impervious to myself either. Bottom line is that we can’t really assume anything in regards to anyone here.

2. I’m going to break the aforementioned rule and disclosed that for my situation at least, Phil is a fucking peasant in terms of income. What he makes in a month is something that my investments typically make on a daily basis if the crypto, ETF, or stock markets are doing well. And that’s just my investments, it doesn’t even include the money that I make from my main source of income. I actually have a lot of animosity against Phil because I genuinely believe that he represents the worst excesses of our society as he is effectively being financially rewarded for absolutely nothing and that the “generosity” of strangers have prevented him from ever having to look inward in order to change as a person. After all, why would you change or do anything different if a decently sized amount of people gave you money to keep acting the way you currently are? I hold the cadre of retarrrs who are willingly bankrupting themselves to support this fat ghoul way more responsible than Phil himself for his current situation in a lot of ways.

3. This isn’t a flex or to claim that I’m better than anyone else. I personally think it’s really sad that our society gauges the worth of an individual based on their material wealth as intelligence, talent, or simply being an interesting person has nothing do with wealth. Some of the most vapid and incompetent people I’ve ever met have a shiton of money. The accumulation of wealth is a poor indicator of the real worth of an individual but in our hyper-capitalist society, it’s become the main indicator of a person’s character. I believe it is extremely important to find your worth in what you can accomplish if you stay realistic with the advantages and opportunities you’ve been given. It’d be extremely hypocritical of me to claim that my success was all self-founded and didn’t result from being born in a wholesome and finically stable family, in an affluent part of the world, where I attended some of the best schools in the country, worked for some of the best companies in said country, and met the right people at the right time to break off and do my own thing, with capital that I was able to accumulate from years of having a high salary. Talent and skill only go so far; making your own luck or falling into luck is even more important in my opinion. But I believe it’s almost
Impossible to generate any type of luck or opportunities depending on which step of the socio-economic ladder you’re born into. It’s something that’s often not talked about enough sadly.

4. The baseline I described in #3 is really interesting when it comes to Phil. By all means, if we were to judge DSP based on the money he made, he’s considered relatively successful (comfortable middle class) by society’s standard. But the way he makes his money is what makes Phil the walking and talking contradiction that he is. Most people care how they generate their income and hence why they’re not doing amateur porn videos on OnlyFans or Pornhub. Everybody has access to ways of making a quick buck but, for me at least, a little thing called dignity prevents me from being a complete degenerate. I gotta look at the man in the mirror at the end of the day and if I’m doing super scummy shit to make money, I won’t be able to sleep at night.

5. The silver lining when it comes to Phil and money is to never get mad about his income because the entire scam is built on the shakiest of the shakiest of foundations. Phil’s business model is literally built on a house of cards. One of his whales suffers or experiences any sort of significant life changing event and, boom, that money is cut off. There’s a reason Phil has been changing things that are minor about his streams but seem monumental to him: contrary to what he tells people, he studies and is obsessed with his stream metrics and has noticed that his main source of income comes from a handful of individuals numbering in the single digits. All the fluff he’s implemented over the last month is to motivate smaller donations because he knows how precarious the situation he’s in. Relying on the goodwill of a few dedicated but mentally unstable individuals is scary as fuck.

6. People’s memories are short for some reason. It wasn’t just two years ago where a good night stream for Phil was hitting $50 in tips. The Vest Streak, his migration over YT, and the fudging of the Tips Goal amount has enabled him to squeeze his whales as hard as ever but let’s never forget that business models are not static and things constantly change or evolve for the worst or the best. His situation is untenable; he is not growing as a content creator but is stuck on a linear, constant decline. He is decaying slowly but surely. As his streaming methodology becomes more and more anticlimactic to what is currently working, Phil will eventually phase himself out altogether. Video game streaming is not a static activity and is evolving in a completely direction opposite to what Phil is doing. There are consequences to such decisions but they’re going to take a while to pan out.

At the end of the day, nothing prevents anybody here from setting up a webcam and capture card to start streaming games and aggressively demanding your audience to give you money for simply producing mediocre content. But if you’re here to talk about what DSP is doing on these forums, I assume that your values go completely against the act of e-begging online to fund a superfluous lifestyle filled to the brim with unsustainable vices.

Life shouldn’t be about money. If it were, DSP would be a happy and well-balanced person living his best life. He’s the poster child for the complete opposite.
 
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the overlay is better but...what does spray paint font have to do with mega man, what does mega man have to do with Phil, is he a mega man speedrunner? Does he play a lot of mega man?

oh and a minor gripe I mean I'm not a professional gamer or any sort of king of retro, but mega man didn't wear a helmet on the title screen of mega man 2 which this new overlay is referencing.

But again, why spray paint font? did you spray paint the stars? the air? the sky?

Edit - wait I didn't see ryu there DDM logo was over it.

so is it a SFxMM reference cause they used Ryu's stage for the title screen, it's literally like "these are gaming things! and random font, kids will love it"
 
MoonRocker said:
The silver lining when it comes to Phil and money is to never get mad about his income because the entire scam is built on the shakiest of the shakiest of foundations.
I don't know that it's even a scam anymore though. He's entirely supported by two or three people who all know exactly what's up and where the money is going. He's their pet pig. In a way that's even worse than it being a scam - at least with the scam, you can keep your income as long as you keep the scam running. But when you're a pet, you depend entirely on the whims of a few people with serious mental illnesses.
Phil must be constantly walking on eggshells when he grooms his whales. It must be genuinely stressful and I don't envy him in the slightest.
 
HOLY SHIT this entire boring, droning PlayStation Plus / controller / X Box thing has been leading up to nothing but more begging????

Edit: Why does Phil always say some version of, 'you can't get $200 every stream, it's just not realistic, you're gonna have slower streams and I get that and it would be stupid for me to not get that', when if he does have a slow stream he doesn't shut the fuck up about how little it matters?
 
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so this weekend in the FGC... Qualifiers for the Capcom Cup, qualifiers for the DBFZ world tour, CEO2021. new SG character, "sir" wong hit his 100 online tournament wins stream goal and Phil bitched about SFV, SF:AC and begged for a copy of the collection he just bitched about cause he can't afford a $30 game that regularly goes on sale for $12-14 for a stream that on average pulls in $100 a stream.

Shit like this PP, shit like this.
 
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