Phil was playing every major release at the time in the early days, at a time when YouTube was only a hobby to everyone. No one else was playing as many games he was, add in the video spam and Phil dominated search results for any given game at the time. The moment people were able to keep up, people noticed how little Phil brought to the table.
It was his charm for a while, but it seemed like the moment people started to capitalise on the TIHYDP trend his channel immediately started to spiral downwards and he never really hit a new wave of popularity again and was slowly losing viewers over the passage of time. YouTube changed its algorithm greatly over the years and not only was Phil slow in a lot of aspects about how he ran his "business" but it took him years to really notice viewers (new and old) were not really interested the in way he was doing videos as far back as nine years ago, and quite frankly most random viewers who have the unfortunate encounter of stumbling upon his videos feel pretty turned off with how they are made. His livestreams feel absolutely rubbish when they're all spliced up into these long-ish type videos he's resorted to uploading, he breaks up the flow by shout outs, his demands for money sound incredibly repetitive, reading off a chat you can't see, going off topic mostly about things nothing to do with the game itself or tahxic shit, randomly stopping and checking things on his computer, in turn taking his attention away from what he's doing and creating dead air etc.
Maybe Linda didn't want a kid at all, and being a good little Catholic girl couldn't go to a clinic so she tried Grandma's trusty wire coat hanger method. That would explain the odd shaped head and the brain damage, spoiling the ungrateful kid may just be her guilty conscience.
Phil has famously said he has allergies and bad lungs because Linda smoked while pregnant. That could explain some of the brain damage and underdevelopment.
He is the ultimate victim, suffering horrendous wrongs before even being born.
Phil compared himself to Job from the Bible. I would argue that Phil's situation is even worse than Job's. Job at least had a good life before God for some reason had the bright idea to accept a bet with Satan, the penultimate detractor, Phil's willpower and piety to his god Mammon have been tested ever since he was in the womb. That's why he needs your tips. Sound good?
Should be a small text : "conten shitter" since that is all he does: he shits out some content without any thought about it.
Wings doesn't even beg anymore. He just straight up holds shit hostage. They want him to play a game. He says "pay me 500 and I will"
As much as I'm willing to believe that Phil literally has brain damage, I have a hard time taking his claims seriously when it sounds like an excuse for him to not do something. Especially since allergies are more likely to be genetic than from a pregnant woman doing certain things, like smoking. It obviously could fuck up one's respiratory system, but since when does Phil talk about how he wishes he didn't get so easily winded by moving some lightweight boxes around on stream? Motherfucker doesn't even ACKNOWLEDGE that such a task kicks his ass.
That's pretty based compared to Phil, because the pigroach doesn't fess up to what he's doing, he always tries to wriggle his way out of responsibility. So how about that, Wings has more balls than Phil.
My dad's condom broke when I was conceived!
Phil has one big thing over Spoony, and it's his only positive. He still shows up to "work". If Noah ever got up off his lazy ass and gave half the effort he did a decade ago, there would be people showering him in money.
It reads like he was trying to contact support at 343 or Microsoft.
Linda = the Eve of detractors.
i guess you haven't been keeping up with him. he's definitely a joke now
yeah, cinemassacre channel is absolute garbage, the more james puts himself on camera the more we realize he is an insanely out of touch boomer
