Jasper2K
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Can't handle people saying his presteam is too long please shorten it. So big brain phil calls it a podcast instead
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Phill today is exceptional he is just ranting about shit for the sake of it, going off on tangents.
Hasn't even started the game and he's bitchjng about support and longevity of the game.
Edit he doesn't like that the boss fights are unfair and to challenging lol obviously passed off he can't just cheese it
Also who ever uses the soundboard in the ddm chat is a fucking retard
Hasn't even started the game and he's bitchjng about support and longevity of the game.
Edit he doesn't like that the boss fights are unfair and to challenging lol obviously passed off he can't just cheese it
Also who ever uses the soundboard in the ddm chat is a fucking retard
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He should just replay his begcast everyday. He could sleep in more to quell the hangover.
And this is surprising, why? We all know that he hates his job and would rather be doing anything, especially since by his own claims, would rather be sat in black friday traffic than playing games. He's desperate to set up why a game will fail him instead of putting in any effort to succeed.
Karlcaust History Museum
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Hey Karls, sorry I've been absent for the last few days but I've got his wraps for the 2'nd, 3'rd and 4'th ripped and uploaded, 2'nd and 3'rd wraps were mostly uneventful with some minor bitching then his wrap on dec 4'th was a MASSIVE bitch segment built up by the previous two wraps, he complained mostly about Halo not getting tips from anyone other than when he whale tweets while pretending he's playing the game well, threatened to wage quit it of course and had some healthy paranoia about Metroid Dread and possible upcoming other metroidvania title playthroughs.
(Fixed it, link below)
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(Fixed it, link below)
DSP 'Daily Wrap' (4'th December 2021)
Titled 'The Daily Wrap: Dec. 4. 2021 - San Andreas Ends/Vice City BEGINS! Halo Infinite Needs Support!!!' on DSP's channel, in this wrap DSP bitches about FI...
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SkippyLongbottom
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And what do we get for his "30 minutes of fighting game discussion?" Here is a hori fight stick that you can buy on amazon, and they make amazing products while *flashes neckphones* he also uses these. Let's not forget the video on those retarded controller shaped joycons(not a shill though). Also Trolls will find him and beat him up and that his shitty SF anniversary port is garbage but continues to play it.
That is such a great podcast segment, Phil.
tzgnilki
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he's going to waste $30 even if his joystick works cause I bet the game has even less people playing on xbox than it does on playstation
Why is he trying to move to move xbox for sfa? Is he that scared of Gojitenks that he'd jump to the less popular console for the game he's playing just to escape?
Crooked 16th
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A year of PlayStation Plus will pretty much be on sale for $40 till the end of the year and Phil wants to pay $30 for Street Fighter on Xbox. 
SojiroSakura
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It won't work, unless he's smart enough to mod his controller, which he isn't. That model is specifically made to work with only PC and PS3/4/5.
Edit: There are obviously other models that work with other systems, but he'd need to buy a separate one for Xbox/PC in that case, which he could easily do with his whales.
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So we learned a lot about Reddit today.
Rejoice finally Kiwi farms and DSP agree, Reddit sucks.
Rejoice finally Kiwi farms and DSP agree, Reddit sucks.
He saves 10 bucks dood. He could easily get another chance at those hogans... I mean put that towards his bills that he totally pays every day.A year of PlayStation Plus will pretty much be on sale for $40 till the end of the year and Phil wants to pay $30 for Street Fighter on Xbox.
Crooked 16th
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I forgot about the $9.99 Christmas Conspiracy Backstage Store Pass Week 1 bill fuck me
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It's a Street Fighter buyers market
Comma
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DSP sounding the alarm bells for getting $49 in tips after playing Metroid Dread for literally one hour before taking a break:
Jesus fucking Christ, the absolute nerve.
-EDIT- And I want it to be noted that he didn't even check for the daily OneMinuteMan $25 tip so it wouldn't boost tips to $74. He went straight on break after a 1-hour-15-minute pre-stream and 60 minutes of gameplay... And the best part is: when he comes back, he still has 2 hours of gameplay left, which makes the $49 in tips so far EXACTLY on par for the $150 goal.
Imagine having to live your life like this... It's absolutely pathetic.
Jesus fucking Christ, the absolute nerve.
-EDIT- And I want it to be noted that he didn't even check for the daily OneMinuteMan $25 tip so it wouldn't boost tips to $74. He went straight on break after a 1-hour-15-minute pre-stream and 60 minutes of gameplay... And the best part is: when he comes back, he still has 2 hours of gameplay left, which makes the $49 in tips so far EXACTLY on par for the $150 goal.
Imagine having to live your life like this... It's absolutely pathetic.
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So the summary of his prestream is that financial genius Phil has realized that he is wasting money on subscriptions to play games online that he doesn't use because he plays almost everything on Xbox now. So he's saving a massive $20 a year ($1.66 a month, wow!) by cancelling his Nintendo subscription, and wants to save $60 a year by cancelling his PS Plus. But wait, he can't do that without giving up on his weekly Street Fighter stream, which he plays on Playstation. So he now wants to buy the Street Fighter collection on Xbox, which costs $30, and then he will want to buy a fightstick that works on Xbox for another $150. Spend $180 to save $60, that's money management Phil Burnell style.
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I love everything about DSP's Reddit rant. It was so unhinged and delusional, meanwhile his ENTIRE CHAT is aggressively disagreeing with him, and he's purposely averting his eyes because he's triggered that his shitty ignorant take isn't going over well.
Ranting while desperately trying to ignore disagreement. Look at this fucking guy.
A golden DarksydePhil moment.
Common Shadow
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I find his attempts at pronunciation, like he is some sort of aristocrat from the 18th century, to be fucking hilarious. Coupled with a voice that sounds like he has two Twinkies between each cheek, the fact that he has the nerve to pretend to be informed for a few minutes just makes me laugh until I can't breathe and weep because people still fund this bearded Baby Huey.
NursezillaX
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Don't be shy, Phil, don't just work the outside, get in there!
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I like how insane that reddit rant made him look. Don't get me wrong, fuck reddit, but calling them a troll website is delusional. When he calls Kiwi Farms or 4chan a troll website everyone just shrugs and accepts it (mainly because they have limited experience with the sites though you could totally argue they're troll websites) but a lot of people use reddit for various shit and most people don't see it as a troll website. Most people see reddit on the same level as Twitter, which DSP is constantly sucking off.
And that he cited wikipedia as a better source of information, holy fuck what a boomer.