Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 195 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 787 56.8%

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Jello things were huge back then. But you have to remember that going as far back as the 50's you could see Jello salads being advertised in women's magazines. And considering that they had flavors like celery, tomato and something called "Italian Salad" seems to work for what would be a savory dish. It's only later on like in the 80's that those types of flavors were gone and they just shifted to sweet flavors.
Right next to the cigarette ads I might ad. Different times for sure.
I was born in 65 so I just remember its days in the 1970's and such other things as smoking in airplanes and trains and people decently dressed when travelling, but that came to a crashing halt when the Greyhound people could afford to fly.
 
So discouraging to see cool people like Shotgun Red and this dood die and Jack is still alive.
god took the wrong jack

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god took the wrong jack

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???

I'm late as fuck but WHY GOD WHY. I loved Cookin' with the Blues. Daddy Jack always seemed super unhealthy, the guy's blood type was Ragu for crying out loud, but still. He was so kind and nice in his videos. I haven't watched any in almost a year, and this happens.

Two fat fucks named Jack that have cooking youtube channels. You've got me fucked up, God.


The restaurateur said last summer, "I think if you can always work at what you love, you'll be in a good place. New London is a good place. We love it here. It's a great city with great people."

Compare that to,

"Who has bigger drive-thrus, Chik-Fil-A or In n' Out? Tammy what's that"
 
This was his 100K subscriber episode. His last episode in California and taken in 2014. It's crazy how much he deteriorated in 7 years.

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If you'd told me seven years ago that this fat bastard would get even worse at what he does, I wouldn't have believed it.
 
This was his 100K subscriber episode. His last episode in California and taken in 2014. It's crazy how much he deteriorated in 7 years.

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There’s a timeline where he gets his eating habits under control and lives comfortably off of youtube-money with his shitty but predictable and ad-friendly content. It wasn’t too late back then. Yet now we know we’re in the deathfat timeline. Makes the video a bit eerie.
 
Damn it really is. He abandoned his entire jovial and goofy self to morph and become this insufferable boomer we see and hatewatch today.
Oh no. He was always an insufferable cunt. It's just he put more effort into the show and you'd have to find stuff like his Letters channel or watch Fat on the Go to see his worst features. He also was somewhat more functional at hiding how immature he was, since the stroke took a lot of his filter.
 
This was his 100K subscriber episode. His last episode in California and taken in 2014. It's crazy how much he deteriorated in 7 years.

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the difference in complexion between then and now is striking. He had good color then. Now his skin is completely pale, pasty, and washed out. You can tell how unhealthy someone is by the skin tone, and Jack has practically turned into a ghoul over the past few years.
 
The dumbass bitmoji makes this post feel really ominous.
Jack's giga angy over people making light of how he looks like he shits his pants when he begins tantruming is my guess. Either that or he finally nutted up and watched the newest PC and LM and he needed to find some form of narc supply since he nearly stroked out again in butthurt rage.

All I know is that this is Jack doing this after daddy-god again punished him for his gluttony by having his guts herniate out.
 
tiny tim was awesome
Tiny Tim seemd to be a really decent guy, the typee you hang out with on a Saturday while having some beers. The total opposite to Jack.
The dumbass bitmoji makes this post feel really ominous.
Hey Jack, think about this you hypocritical dumbfuck.

Job 15:27-30
“Though he has covered his face with his fatness, And made his waist heavy with fat
He dwells in desolate cities,
In houses which no one inhabits,
Which are destined to become ruins.
He will not be rich,
Nor will his wealth continue,
Nor will his possessions overspread the earth.
He will not depart from darkness;
The flame will dry out his branches,
And by the breath of His mouth he will go away."

Psalm 17:10
"They have closed up their fat hearts; With their mouths they speak proudly."

James 5:5
"
You have lived on the earth in pleasure and luxury; you have fattened your hearts as in a day of slaughter."

Ezekiel 16:49
"Sodom’s sins were pride, gluttony, and laziness, while the poor and needy suffered outside her door."

Philippians 3:19
"Their destiny is destruction, their god is their stomach, and their glory is in their shame. Their mind is set on earthly things."

Check mate! You fat fuck!
 
I believe Jack cut 50% of the actual meaning. It should be, “Man plans, God laughs.” Essentially being that God has entire control over all of our lives… you can try to “deviate” from the plan God has for you but at the end of the day it’s always what God had intended (if you’re unfamiliar). Hence why this man is a lazy sack of garbage.
 
Right next to the cigarette ads I might ad. Different times for sure.
I was born in 65 so I just remember its days in the 1970's and such other things as smoking in airplanes and trains and people decently dressed when travelling, but that came to a crashing halt when the Greyhound people could afford to fly.
Yeah smoking in airplanes meant that by the end of the flight, everywhere was the smoking section. You could smoke in movie theaters. You could smoke in hospitals. Everywhere was literally a smoking section.

god took the wrong jack

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Daddy Jack was a fat tub of goo but he was genuine, nice and he actually knew something about food other than "large quantities go here" while pointing to his mouth.

Oh no. He was always an insufferable cunt. It's just he put more effort into the show and you'd have to find stuff like his Letters channel or watch Fat on the Go to see his worst features. He also was somewhat more functional at hiding how immature he was, since the stroke took a lot of his filter.
He's always been an asshole but back then he was a jovial asshole who seemed to have a small amount of passion for what he did. The only thing that remain of that old Mushbrain is the asshole.

The dumbass bitmoji makes this post feel really ominous.
Lack of self-awareness much?
 
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