DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Help i'm BLK]

How many PewDiePie bridge moments is Phil's-a-nigger going to have, he should be sent back in time to erase the evidence.

 

[Iron Father]

Phil's-a-nigger, and so is Jenna.

 

[PieceofShet]

Was this posted before?

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB5n0YpWebytABEYwdK0Y9y_6igkd6MdE

 

[Canoodler]

Guys, Phil wasn't being racist. He was just telling us what his real name is. Phil Zuhnigger.

 

[Agent Proper]

Guys, Phil wasn't being racist. He was just telling us what his real name is. Phil Zuhnigger.

Hey @JimJimJim I found your next buck cuck account name, you stupid fucking faggot.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

So now I've been giving Yakuza series a good chance and honestly its kinda sad and pathetic that Phil here gets bored to shit by the game.

A big problem with how Phil plays it (and honestly the series itself ever since 4 because it lets you play it like this) is that he just mashes the same khambo over and over and does the same 2 heat actions which are the easiest to do. If he ever goes low on health, he can just chug an energy drink which heals health and gives heat so he can continue his snooze-inducing gameplay. Getting those healing items isn't hard either, every convenience store in-game sells them. @SauceRyuKen gave his shitty gameplay a good name - slug'n'chug gameplay. He turns every Yakuza game into a walking simulator with occasional combat sequences that may as well be QTE mashing sequences. This is even worse considering he's a khantent creator so he's supposed to entertain his audience, but he doesn't know anything about Japanese culture so he can't make the downtime between fights interesting and he can't make the fights fun and cinematic looking by putting some variety in both the heat moves he uses and fighting styles he utilizes. Modern Yakuza games don't even make having fights look stylish and cinematic hard, for fuck's sake in Lost Judgment you have 3 (4 with a DLC) different styles all with their unique heat moves, even if you're an unskilled gamer it's not too hard figuring out how to weave in and out of stances mid-combo and how to utilize a wide variety of heat moves to make the combat look fresh even late into the game.

I just want him to get kicked off YouTube so we can watch him crawl back to Twitch and spend the next two weeks proclaiming he never said dreaded N word and whoever heard that is fucking stupid. Even better if he goes to one of the smaller streaming sites.

My dream scenario involves Phil having to work together with Ethan Ralph. I mean he did say he wanted to perhaps transition his night chill streams into a talk show where he talks about pahlitics and current events right?

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Times have changed. Back then you had either peasants who needed a bunch of kids to toil the field, or the nobles who wanted to get as wealthy as possible by marrying off as many sons & daughters as they could. Nowadays people generally can't afford multiple kids, plus the infant mortality is WAY WAY down from back then so you don't need to hedge your bets as much as you say. By the way, IQ is probably the most overused buzz-stat there is, and noone with any sense takes it seriously.

Nigga what are you talking about? IQ is the biggest predictor of success that there is ,all you need to do is a google search to see how the more IQ someone has the better he does in all areas of life,also it's as easy as a google search to show how IQ is almost entierly hereditary in case you are gonna try to argue you can increase it,saying that IQ is an overused buzz stat that no one takes seriously is such a reddit tier opinion.

I have the theory that since Phil is such an entry level lolcow all the redditors are attracted to him, an example of this was when about a month ago there was a thread on this forum about an antifa guy that shot someone in a anti mandaratoy covid vaccine protest in the foot,the posts that were saying that you should take the jab and that everything we are experiencing is the fault of the people that don't take the vaxxmax got rated autistic and dumb into oblivion while posts saying that they don't have to take the jab got hundreds of positive ratings and almost zero negative ones,meanwhile on this reddit tier subforum months ago you had people saying how you were stupid for not taking your vaxxmax and the reaction was the complete opposite.

 

[Adebisi]

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Phil's-a-nigger, and so is Jenna.

Who knows maybe DSP picked up the Gamer word from Khet. Maybe Jenna and Khet grew up saying it together. Now I like to think DSP heard Khet call someone a nigger in their late-night twitter romps, and he said yep soulmate.

 

[Iron Father]

Who knows maybe DSP picked up the Gamer word from Khet.

Fuck no, he's been dropping N-bombs in his content since 2010.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Who knows maybe DSP picked up the Gamer word from Khet. Maybe Jenna and Khet grew up saying it together. Now I like to think DSP heard Khet call someone a nigger in their late-night twitter romps, and he said yep soulmate.

Phil learned it from his parents. He didn't learn how to ride a bike because a black person would steal it. Who do you think put that idea into his head?

 

[Near]

I can't believe DSP murdered a Mexican live on stream, called him a nigger and then shot black tar heroin. How can YouTube allow this

 

[tzgnilki]

Was this posted before?

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB5n0YpWebytABEYwdK0Y9y_6igkd6MdE

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the $10 animation is different, it's from the same movie but the scene is slightly different, Phil's animation has a punch, whereas LSP's animation has a push/shove/no punch

these images below are from the same part of the scene, LSP's animation doesn't have Phil's face, and Phil's animation has his face



idk if I can sit through 3 hours of shitty deepfakes to find another one

I understand during that time on twitter-there was A LOT of deepfakes going around of dave so I wouldn't be surprised if he did steal them cause he is on record saying he owns the copyright to anything with his face on it

Spoiler

06:55 LSP's deepfake

1:01:35, DSP's $10 tip animation

 

[JPG]

He's done it again in the daily wrap.

The captions don't show it because they don't like putting the N-bomb in:

Timestamp: 5:55

The Daily Wrap: Dec. 5. 2021 - Metroid is Great, Lost Judgment Grind and I DID NOT SAY THAT!!!

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youtu.be

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I just watched Proper's video and Phil actually started spiraling about the Phil's a Nigger incident during his Daily Beg. I love how smug and untouchable he feels saying that nothing will happen, he said that back on Twitch when he got banned for the Stationary Negger incident it was because Twitch's mods are dumber than Youtube's because Twitch's mods are just kids living in their mommy's basement I mean he's not exactly wrong but how long until he claims some CEO of some company he feels "wronged" him also gets called a kid living in his mommy's basement? Don't forget that he's rewriting history and trying to put you under pignosis! He got unbanned a few hours later and Twitch even sent him an apahlagy in their automated email. What most likely happened is that some shitty AI Twitch uses thought he said nigger, autobanned him, then when an actual human kid living in their mommy's basement reviewed it they realized it was a mistake. Then again, with how much Phil tries having conversations with AI chatbots on twitter thinking there's an actual human on the other side he probably thinks that some Twitch mod just happened to stumble upon his Returnal stream when he said stationary neger.

This time there's no plausible deniability, during the Stationary incident he mushmouthed it and it kinda sounded like he said nigger, but he didn't say it. This time he actually said it and with how he reacted to people pointing it out you can tell he's scared. Nothing will most likely happen from the whole situation but there's still a tiny chance he gets fucked with a community strike where he won't be allowed to stream on his main channel for 7 days. Even if he doesn't get fucked he'll still be spiraling and he'll most likely blow up about it on stream either today or tomorrow, expect lots of bans and even more stringent restrictions in North Korea chat. In a few weeks to a month when we've all forgotten about it he'll get reminded by someone in chat about the Phil's a nigger incident, then we'll see him unleash Chernobyl levels of toxicity. I find it interesting how his biggest spergouts about something usually don't occur immediately the same day or day after, but after a few weeks or in some cases several months. You can tell this kind of shit lives rent free in his head and he lets it stew for a long time.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Fuck no, he's been dropping N-bombs in his content since 2010.

Just to further cement this:

• Booker T calls Hulk Hogan a nigga not nigger. This clip has been famous for decades and for some reason Phil uses the Hard R. I haven't watched wrestling in over 15 years and even I remember Booker T using nigga.
• One of Phil's most used (and over used) catchphrases is I'M COMIN' FOR YOU. Which is what Booker T says right before the calling Hogan a nigga.
• Why does DSP use the I'm comin' for you if the sentence has one of those mean racial slurs? Way to be an ally Phil.

Booker T clip:

 

[marlintan]

There's IQ, and then there's Phil who went from being a semi-contender in the fighting game circuit in his prime to being unable to beat games designed to be conquered by ten year olds.

"Give DSP a Chance"

As if Phil hasn't had chances all through his life and squandered literally every single one of them. The only reason he's in Washington is because he desperately wanted to get as far away from the eastern seaboard as quickly as possible. He'd be one of those people riding Social Security and sending in shitty resumes to job search sites to be a parasite on the system, which is where I think he's headed after his streaming career finally collapses.

IQ is a useful indicator of success in education/employment https://www.verywellmind.com/are-pe...ing that IQ scores,successful at work as well.

And don't be casting aspersions on us social security dick riders, it's nice to get money for nothing.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

ATOMIC R OFF THE TOP ROPES!

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Fuck no, he's been dropping N-bombs in his content since 2010.

I was familiar with this clip but never understood why he’d even bring it up. Am I missing context here?

Sure, Booker T’s promo is hilarious when you take it for what it was, a wrestler getting way too much into his promo. Even then, Booker’s admitted it’s one of the most embarrassing moments in his career, why would someone bring that promo up out of nowhere, especially while playing a videogame that’s got nothing to do with wrestling?

 

[troll cult member]

Phil with the Hard-RKO outta nowhere!!!

 

[Iron Hamster]

Was this posted before?

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB5n0YpWebytABEYwdK0Y9y_6igkd6MdE

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The Phail Gollum is spot on.