Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[the khat quaffer]

(on a side note, Google 100 percent thinks I'm a tranny now).

Google is run by trannies soooo....on the bright side, you may have a very bright future in manipulating future US elections and staffing our hospitals with pajeets and danger hairs.

Spoiler: google when people search for tranny shit

 

[Picklechu]

Unless someone finds out how to do Inception IRL or the metaverse goes full Matrix, including being able to upload thoughts and stuff into people's brains, Kevin isn't fixable. You could lock him in a room or something and make him fucked up in some new ways, but there's always going to be something wrong with him.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

I hate to be the one to break up the brainstorming sesh, but Kevin’s e-begging for bill funds AGAIN. [A]
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How the hell do you keep up with it, @Chapstick4Lyfe? His grifts are so common they fly under our radar. And how do we know this isn’t just him collecting the rest of the money for a previous “bill”?

So it's a $60 goal, the same price as a AAA game. Which one is it, lads?

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

Question: for the most optimistic of you, what is the best way to get Kevin to "normal"? Is there a way to make him feel more at peace with himself, get him into a state of social/skill/personality growth, have him become a more satisfied person? How would you do it if you were Kevvie's guardian or therapist?

"He needs 2 kill himself - yeah yeah but that's the easy comedian's & armchair psych's answer. I'm trying to give people who want to try a puzzle, he ain't going to change now obviously. We're on the slow train to jail of fail of some type here.

He's over 30 and had his weiner cut off because of his mental delusions. There is no coming back. The weiner cannot be uncut.

Even if he wanted to transition back to normal he can't because he mutilated himself. He still looks like a guy, so the best he could get would be to cut off that dog collar, dress like an actual man, get fit, get a haircut, get contacts, and maybe pretend he was in a horrible car accident where 100lbs of sharp metal debris coincidentally landed 100% on his crotch area.

The problem is he'd still have a reminder of his mental illness every time he looked down.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

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I'm gonna have to spoiler this gem:

Spoiler: AI Generated AmHole

I have no idea how the hell whatever algorithm they're using knew how to generate Amholes

 

[stupid frog]

So it's a $60 goal, the same price as a AAA game. Which one is it, lads?

There's another Pokemon game soon.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

There's another Pokemon game soon.

I thought he already got it. He was playing the Pearl remake on stream iirc

 

[stupid frog]

I thought he already got it. He was playing the Pearl remake on stream iirc

Nope, a different one. I forget the name. It's a prequel.

 

[Oranguru]

There's another Pokemon game soon.

I thought he already got it. He was playing the Pearl remake on stream iirc

Nope, a different one. I forget the name. It's a prequel.

Legends: Arceus?

 

[ten dollars off]

Straight women don't want eunuchs. Kevin needs to learn to be happy on his own. I don't think he'll ever really be ready for an actual relationship.

He might be able to get a hairy muslim woman who suffered from female circumcision, or maybe a phalluphobic woman who has unresolved trauma and is terrified of penetration.

 

[Law]

He might be able to get a hairy muslim woman who suffered from female circumcision, or maybe a phalluphobic woman who has unresolved trauma and is terrified of penetration.

I really hope he just leaves women alone forever and doesn't burden them with his bullshit.
A reformed Kevin would empathize with women, realize how he made them feel, and leave them alone if he realized that he made them uncomfortable. He also would see women as people, not as rewards for good behavior, so he would know that no matter how much he worked out or how much he improved his life, he wouldn't be owed female attention.

 

[AGPinochet]

I hate to be the one to break up the brainstorming sesh, but Kevin’s e-begging for bill funds AGAIN. [A]
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How the hell do you keep up with it, @Chapstick4Lyfe? His grifts are so common they fly under our radar. And how do we know this isn’t just him collecting the rest of the money for a previous “bill”?

It has been Twenty (20) days since Chris last begged via mail (M-begging?) and he is in fucking jail and is most likely in protective custody (essentially Solitary confinement). I have stated this before but Kevin is literally a more prolific E-begger than Chris fucking Chan and he doesn't even make silly drawings like Chris did when Nool was still tard wrangling him (yeah that's right, Giving money to Chris at one point had a greater return on investment than giving money to Kevin ever will, then again it's not hard to beat 0.000000000000000000%)

Kevin is such a useless fucking consoomer it is obscene.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I think it is hopeless. If you could get Kevin to a place where he could be a functioning member of society, you're also going to get him to a place where he can rationally think about what he has done to his body. Maybe letting him stay a retard is the kindest option at this point. If Kevin actually rejoined reality -- that's a very dark and depressing reality for him. I don't know how you don't 41% when you see how you've permanently ruined your life. Plus his entire "community" would ostracize him if he ever gave up the delusion.

It's one thing to be a soldier who had his junk blown off by an IED. You could learn to live with it thinking that it was for some greater good. Voluntarily cutting off your junk chasing the coom -- well, there's no way to spin that into some kind of noble sacrifice. How do you ever feel good about yourself again when you've done something so incredibly stupid?

Now, if the tides ever change and we start seeing GRS surgery as nothing more than a modern day lobotomy -- maybe he could gain victim status and find his niche that way. It would give him some ass pats on social media and some feeling of importance to lead the fight against what was done to crazy people like him. Until that day, though, he's just going to spiral down.

TBF, with an IED it isn't your fault, you just happened to be in the wrong place with the wrong part. Depending on your injuries if that is what you got it sucks hard, but you still have a working body and can find purpose. I'd say the same for Kevin, but....

...I think his real problem is his lack of motivation to change his habits, comforts, and pleasures. Looking at Chris, you can think back on all the times people tried to influence him positively and how he ignored them, but Chris went full thrust into Barb as soon as a girl said that it would be fine with her. Kevin is kinda like that: he has slightly more self awareness to declare himself a hedonist and recognize his main driving force is self pleasure. The problem is if he's too stubborn, scared, or lazy to outgrow that state. He needs self imposed training, but he won't succeed at it unless he wants to.

If he can't find or refuses to find purpose, then it is better to leave him in his delusions as others have said.

Leave him there a couple years, he'd come back a completely different person. I guarantee it.

Leave him there for a week and he gets eaten by land sharks or get an infected wound or any other dumb shit he may do. Leave him there for a couple of years and all you would find is a skeleton with some transformers drawings on rocks next to it.

10. Shower

I see the most disagreeable part of Kevin to you and you are quite valid as the kids say.

The problem is he'd still have a reminder of his mental illness every time he looked down

So do cutters and eating disorders. Not all is lost for them, just for coomers like Kevin.

Kevin is such a useless fucking consoomer it is obscene.

I wish he'd produce more art. I love autistic arts and crafts time.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

(on a side note, Google 100 percent thinks I'm a tranny now).

We all make sacrifices when it comes to participation in a Kevin Gibes related thread, thank you for yours

He's over 30 and had his weiner cut off because of his mental delusions. There is no coming back. The weiner cannot be uncut.

Even if he wanted to transition back to normal he can't because he mutilated himself. He still looks like a guy, so the best he could get would be to cut off that dog collar, dress like an actual man, get fit, get a haircut, get contacts, and maybe pretend he was in a horrible car accident where 100lbs of sharp metal debris coincidentally landed 100% on his crotch area.

The problem is he'd still have a reminder of his mental illness every time he looked down.

It’s very bold of you to assume that “get fit” in Kevin’s terms would allow him to actually see past his gunt.

I wish he'd produce more art. I love autistic arts and crafts time.

Normally I would agree, but this is Kevin. If he had the artistic skill to bring his visions to life I don’t think that would bode well for any of us. Instead of him just sitting on his ass playing video games and being “hsjshd uwu” horny, it would be him drawing furry inflation sissy hypno bimbo vore porn and constantly sharing it with everyone. It would be funny the first couple times but it would make us long for the days he just live tweeted pokémon.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

I hate to be the one to break up the brainstorming sesh, but Kevin’s e-begging for bill funds AGAIN. [A]
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How the hell do you keep up with it, @Chapstick4Lyfe? His grifts are so common they fly under our radar. And how do we know this isn’t just him collecting the rest of the money for a previous “bill”?

I keep up with it through the help of fellow kind kiwis! Goddamn Kevin sure is making up for those months he wasn't begging.

For those keeping count, he's begged 13 times since Oct. 29 after taking a break for a few months after the Earl begging happened and they got over $100,000. Really gets the noggin joggin'.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I keep up with it through the help of fellow kind kiwis! Goddamn Kevin sure is making up for those months he wasn't begging.

For those keeping count, he's begged 13 times since Oct. 29 after taking a break for a few months after the Earl begging happened and they got over $100,000. Really gets the noggin joggin'.

I pray to sweet baby Jesus that Kevin does not meet his goal after this incessant e-begging, it would be the perfect 13th reason why.

 

[Old Fart]

Serious answer: occupational therapy. Even a simple craft, such as soap or candle making, would reduce his Twitter dependancy and provide the much-needed boost of confidence. The endorphine rush a human being gets after observing a job they did well should be used to establish a positive feedback loop that would, hopefully, serve as a springboard for future rehabilitation.

I would suggest something with animals, like grooming them, cleaning stables etc. But that would be difficult; I mean, where in Kevin's neighbourhood could we possibly find animals that need tending to?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I would suggest something with animals, like grooming them, cleaning stables etc. But that would be difficult; I mean, where in Kevin's neighbourhood could we possibly find animals that need tending to?

Kevin the self proclaimed Muskslut, who loves sitting in his own piss, can't even keep himself clean. Also he is a furfag. He should never ever care for other living beings. Not even plants.

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

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Cannot stop laughing

 

[The Silent Perjority]

I really wish he would wake up and realise his life is entirely disfunctional, since I first joined the farms I've been sort of willing him to turn it all around but I just can't see it happening.

The Tranch going under would be make or break, he'd either curl into a ball or actually go out into the world and open his eyes, maybe he could pull it off.

But yeah, as has been said, he needs to get off the Internet, he'll never sense real life while he has the great god of twitter validation in his every waking moment.

And he'll always have the Amheal, that's pretty hard to get past.