Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Yep. Kevin's beer gut is on full display,

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Shit Eater Jen is one of the mods in the chat, and here he is posting a link to a GoFundMe. He's been posting that link like clockwork every time Ash plugs the Tranch. But when you click the link you can see how successful this streaming fundraiser venture has been for them...20 dollars. 20 whole dollars and that's it. Fucking lol.

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Ah yes a great place to gather money, Ash Coyote fans. I’m sure they are all just flushed with cash. They all can’t wait to give money to save alpacas to the two people who don’t ever go outside and would rather spend the money on magic the gathering or new tits.

Oh and I think most people can’t take them seriously? Yeah sure You might need a little bit of help over winter but 50,000?! Oh and that’s only part 1 of ??? Fuck off, this isn’t helping subsidize your earnings, you want retards on twitch and Twitter to fund penny’s sex dungeon.

The eternal grift continues and Kevryn is having a bad day. This begs the question: what does a good day look like when you spend your life on twitter, looking at degenerate porn and mourning the death of your amhole?

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wow Kevin, the ranch is stalling to make money to literally keep well over 170 alpakies alive but you can’t let them collect without getting your tax.

Tell us Kevin, how are massive implants going to help the welfare and safety of the animals over the winter? Would it be at all possible maybe you pump the breaks until Spring when the ranch isn’t desperately trying to get *checks GFM* 50,000 dollars.

I know these data have been analyzed by learned Gibesologists earlier in the thread, but I believe they are worth revisiting.

Kevin joined Twitter on April 4, 2009, but he only had 30 tweets by April 21, 2017.

In the 4 years 7 months and 14 days (1689 days) from April 21, 2017 to today, Kevin has tweeted 231,528 times. This equates to 137 tweets per day. If he stayed awake tweeting 24 hours per day, this would be 5.7 tweets per hour. If he slept 8 hours and limited his tweeting to 16 hours per day, this brings the tweets per hour up to 8.6, every waking hour for the past 1689 straight days.

The numbers are staggering. I would argue they are his only accomplishment, and that his gravestone should read:

Kevin Gibes
am hole
Prodigious Tweeter​

Kevin says all the time that he literally “tweets until he sleeps“ because he cannot just be alone with his thoughts. He literally has to tweet any negative thought he has, he said it’s like a therapy for him, he stops dwelling on something if he tweets it out. He will stare at his phone until he passes out. You know, living his best life…

 

[AGPinochet]

At this point all Kevie does is cope

he does a fair bit of seething as well.

 

[deso2y]

he does a fair bit of seething as well.

But he absolutely never dilates.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

he does a fair bit of seething as well.

I consider that an integral part of his coping. "Ugh fucking unqueers can't even begin to imagine how much better the kinky sex I'm having is" (paraphrasing) while on the surface this is a statement of seething, Kevie's trying to make himself look and feel better than those fucking cissy unqueers, making it a heavy dose of copium.

Spoiler: specualtion

I think deep down Kevie doesn't even want to have sex, he just wants to feel the love of another human being, preferably a moderately attractive woman instead of a hulking he-she beast like Wedgie-poo or Neck. In a nutshell, this:

Like @Meiwaku said in his/her analysis, Kevryn is trying to spoil himself rotten with all the useless overpriced plastic crap he's buying every month, essentially copying parents who give their children toys and gadgets as a way of showing affection. It's morbidly fascinating and incredibly sad, really. He's estranged from his family, the only people who'd accept him unconditionally. He can't get the kind of love he craves from

• Phil/Pennywise because the boss-man is a deeply damaged person himself, who abandoned his infant children. He's on good enought terms with his older son, but he obviously isn't all right in the head.
• Jen/Norintha because he looks and probably is just as awkward and ghoulish as Kevryn.
• Wedge because he's both disgusting and a whore, only in for the money, and the latter is always obvious. People like that can't fake the affection Kevie wants convincingly.
• Neck because he's an unhinged man running away from his own responsibilities, and he isn't going to take on a burden like Kev. Not that he could, anyway.
• Paul/Bonnie because he hates Kev's guts and cucked him out of Alyssa, for which Kevie should be eternally thankful.
• Sky because he's obviously male and does even less to pass as NB than the house trannies.
• The rest of the tran gang don't even register in Kevie's mind, assuming he even knows they exist.

As we move into the third year of this fucking COVID shitshow I expect Kev to spaz out more frequently, with global supply chain issues interrupting his toy deliveries, or his surgeries getting indefinitely postponed.

TL;DR in my humble layman's opinion Kevie's existence revolves around the almighty COPE.

 

[AGPinochet]

I think deep down Kevie doesn't even want to have sex, he just wants to feel the love of another human being, preferably a moderately attractive woman instead of a hulking he-she beast like Wedgie-poo or Neck.

Kevin is an Incel and no Wedge shoving his face into the amhole doesn't count as sex lmao.

Jen/Norintha because he looks and probably is just as awkward and ghoulish as Kevryn.

Don't forget he eats shit.

Wedge because he's both disgusting and a whore, only in for the money,

Don't forget a triangular dick, If I was a Transcel coomer I wouldn't want my lover to have a geometric dong.

Not that he could, anyway.

In addition to all his other faults I don't think even Kevin would enter a relationship with a person constantly on the edge of homelessness.

I expect Kev to spaz out more frequently, with global supply chain issues interrupting his toy deliveries, or his surgeries getting indefinitely postponed.

I hope so

 

[Yamamura]

Kevin watched the new Cowboy Bebop with his mistress.
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Kevin cheats at Pokemon.
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Kevin, as a person who is turned on by abortions, is very angry about the decision made on Dobbs that has not been written yet.
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The Rachel Dolezal of furry troons is angry that people think that scientists are more valuable than "activism work including BLM, environmental and Indigenous activism." He demands asspats from the white man.
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Kevin is now generating his porn by AI. In order:

Spoiler: Not NSFW but long

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"Lesbian werewolves."
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"Lesbian transformers."
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I tried typing in "am hole" to see what the result is.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

I tried typing in "am hole" to see what the result is.
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Holy shit this turned out good

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Holy shit this turned out good
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That's just another selfie Kevin made today. Did he shower? He looks way better in this photo.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

That's just another selfie Kevin made today. Did he shower? He looks way better in this photo.

I regret not titling it "Kevin Gibes"

 

[AMHOLIO]

Question: for the most optimistic of you, what is the best way to get Kevin to "normal"? Is there a way to make him feel more at peace with himself, get him into a state of social/skill/personality growth, have him become a more satisfied person? How would you do it if you were Kevvie's guardian or therapist?

"He needs 2 kill himself - yeah yeah but that's the easy comedian's & armchair psych's answer. I'm trying to give people who want to try a puzzle, he ain't going to change now obviously. We're on the slow train to jail of fail of some type here.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Kevin's too far gone. There's nothing to do but make fun of him at this point.

 

[AGPinochet]

Question: for the most optimistic of you, what is the best way to get Kevin to "normal"? Is there a way to make him feel more at peace with himself, get him into a state of social/skill/personality growth, have him become a more satisfied person? How would you do it if you were Kevvie's guardian or therapist?

"He needs 2 kill himself - yeah yeah but that's the easy comedian's & armchair psych's answer. I'm trying to give people who want to try a puzzle, he ain't going to change now obviously. We're on the slow train to jail of fail of some type here.

Option A.
Kidnap him, lock him in a padded cell for a few months with nothing but a shitbucket, bedroll, retracting ledge controlled by his captors and a faucet, in order to eat he will need to do 10 pushups and 10 dips (the purpose of the retracting ledge) before every meal. Necessary exercise requirements should be increased periodically in increments of 5-10, regularly inject him with Testosterone to enable muscle growth. Meals should be calorically light and protien rich and tailored to his physiological needs. The hypothesis here is that Kevin being cut off from the internet, pornography, his consoomer trash and having little to do but forced exercise and be alone with his thoughts (something he desperately avoids) will make his drop the AGP Coomer delusions and make him a better person. Won't bring back his cock or un Am his hole but there would be potential for improvement.

Option B.
Invent time travel and go to the future where Kevin lays dying of fat or suicide, take a picture of his dying/dead body with a polaroid camera. Then travel back in time to the day where Kevin decides he wants to be a tranny, and throw the picture in his face with a little note written on the back stating "This is what happens to you if you walk down the path of your fetishistic delusions"

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Option A.
Kidnap him, lock him in a padded cell for a few months with nothing but a shitbucket, bedroll, retracting ledge controlled by his captors and a faucet, in order to eat he will need to do 10 pushups and 10 dips (the purpose of the retracting ledge) before every meal. Necessary exercise requirements should be increased periodically in increments of 5-10, regularly inject him with Testosterone to enable muscle growth. Meals should be calorically light and protien rich and tailored to his physiological needs. The hypothesis here is that Kevin being cut off from the internet, pornography, his consoomer trash and having little to do but forced exercise and be alone with his thoughts (something he desperately avoids) will make his drop the AGP Coomer delusions and make him a better person. Won't bring back his cock or un Am his hole but there would be potential for improvement.

Option B.
Invent time travel and go to the future where Kevin lays dying of fat or suicide, take a picture of his dying/dead body with a polaroid camera. Then travel back in time to the day where Kevin decides he wants to be a tranny, and throw the picture in his face with a little note written on the back stating "This is what happens to you if you walk down the path of your fetishistic delusions"

He's so far deep down learned helplessness territory option A isn't going to work.
As for option B, remember, this is the guy who posted this piece of wisdom:

"THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FUTURE KAT PROBLEM AND FRANKLY, FUCK THAT BITCH".

 

[Old Fart]

Question: for the most optimistic of you, what is the best way to get Kevin to "normal"? Is there a way to make him feel more at peace with himself, get him into a state of social/skill/personality growth, have him become a more satisfied person? How would you do it if you were Kevvie's guardian or therapist?

I suggest giving him a tour of duty in Vietnam II - The Reboot (after all, the US never signed a peace agreement, so the war's still on. You can pick it up any time you like and send types like Kevvie over there. Mxtress can be his platroon commander even).

 

[Borscht]

Question: for the most optimistic of you, what is the best way to get Kevin to "normal"? Is there a way to make him feel more at peace with himself, get him into a state of social/skill/personality growth, have him become a more satisfied person? How would you do it if you were Kevvie's guardian or therapist?

Serious answer: occupational therapy. Even a simple craft, such as soap or candle making, would reduce his Twitter dependancy and provide the much-needed boost of confidence. The endorphine rush a human being gets after observing a job they did well should be used to establish a positive feedback loop that would, hopefully, serve as a springboard for future rehabilitation.

Being able to sell something he's done with his hands would teach him that money he's earned feel better than the money he's begged for, and getting him engaged with a hobby community would reduce his reliance on coombrained furry inflation Discord channels as a means of self-validation.

But I am not his therapist.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

I tried typing in "am hole" to see what the result is.
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Like an all-consuming void, drifting down into the pits of hell.

 

[Hitman One]

Question: for the most optimistic of you, what is the best way to get Kevin to "normal"? Is there a way to make him feel more at peace with himself, get him into a state of social/skill/personality growth, have him become a more satisfied person? How would you do it if you were Kevvie's guardian or therapist?

"He needs 2 kill himself - yeah yeah but that's the easy comedian's & armchair psych's answer. I'm trying to give people who want to try a puzzle, he ain't going to change now obviously. We're on the slow train to jail of fail of some type here.

Immediately start an SSRI, probably Sertraline tapered up to the maximum dose so his brain stops thinking about coom 98% of the time. This will also have the effect of loosening any anxiety he is still feeling. After that, if he wants to change then he will. The only option if he doesn't want to change is for someone to land a TARDIS nearby and bundle him into it.

 

[Lorgar]

Holy shit this turned out good
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I see Kevin has openly embraced the gifts of grandfather Nurgle.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

The only option if he doesn't want to change is for someone to land a TARDIS nearby and bundle him into it.

But if Kevin's inside, wouldn't that make it a RETARDIS?

 

[Hitman One]

But if Kevin's inside, wouldn't that make it a RETARDIS?

The Amhole of Rassilon.