DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Crooked 16th]

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phils having his "coffee" right now guys that's why he's late to start stream

He wouldn't be happening to use baileys as creamer would he?

 

[DZoomer]

Would love if majority votes Yes and then he gets like no tips -- talk about a rock and a hard place eh Dave?

Majority voting yes means shit to Phil if people don't give him money.

Getting two 100 dollar tips and majority voting no would make him keep playing it.

Phil gives no fucks about what people actually want, he just pretends to care about it in his Twitter cuz he likes to LARP as a decent content creator there.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Dave Burnell, only streamer to hold a game hostage for ransom.

The cherry on top is the game he's holding hostage is free. Every penny equals profit. How many real businesses could only dream of such a scenario but of course it will never be enough for Phil.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Phil laying down the law and not letting any discussion outside of his stream chat no discord, reddit or anything else.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Look, 60% of you are enjoying Halo Infinite, and you need to start tipping like you are.

Sounds good?

 

[Memology 101]

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Absolutely 0 shame.

DSP has reached grifting levels that shouldn't be possible...and I love it.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

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phils having his "coffee" right now guys that's why he's late to start stream

And now....

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

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Absolutely 0 shame.

Reminder that he mocks LTG for paywalling his face

 

[UaineRunei]

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

Phil laying down the law and not letting any discussion outside of his stream chat no discord, reddit or anything else.

And how does he enforce this exactly?

 

[Surly Muppet]

He's complaining, because someone had some skull unlock, that he's playing against 'tryhards'. This comes from the fact that Elipsion just told him it was an unlockable kill effect - Phil based his assumption off that piece of information alone.

So if you're good at a game and play it a lot, you're a 'tryhard' and that's deplorable. Unless you played SF for 25 years and run lobbies every week, then you're a respectable OG.
If you learn viable strategies to try to win, leaning on map or specific mechanical knowledge, you're a 'tryhard' and that's deplorable. Unless you're playing the game every week in an attempt do exactly that but everyone is ahead of you, then you're just a victim and a common gamer.
If you try to win, you're a 'tryhard', and that's deplorable. If you freak out when you lose and flee from everyone you know is capable of beating you, then you're just an honorable player.
If you play games competitively, you're a 'tryhard' and that's deplorable. If you complain that a game isn't 'competitively viable' and refuse to play games you don't see as 'competitive', then you're a serious gamer.

Phil is the One True Gamer. If he's losing, someone is in the wrong.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

And now....

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The tip, the tip, the tip, shut the FUCK UP about the TIP.

 

[Boom Boss]

I might be late to this, but what's up with Phil and the chicken sandwich?

 

[Pargon]

I might be late to this, but what's up with Phil and the chicken sandwich?

The chicken sandwich ought to have its own orbiter thread at this point.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I might be late to this, but what's up with Phil and the chicken sandwich?

Phil took his wife to Burger King drive through for her birthday and wasn't pleased with how the sandwich looked so he took a picture of it and shows it often on his stream while whining about Burger King in general. Somehow all of that made him think he won his match against BK.

 

[Boom Boss]

Phil took his wife to Burger King drive through for her birthday

Phil knows how to please a lady.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Phil knows how to please a lady.

Lady's man, every man envies Phil

 

[EmpGulcasa]

My wife watches like a dozen different streamers at her desk next to me and I've never once heard them ask for money. They're smaller than DSP and bigger than him in terms of viewers, but they NEVER ask. The money comes in naturally. How does DSP think what he does is normal for streaming?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

My wife watches like a dozen different streamers at her desk next to me and I've never once heard them ask for money. They're smaller than DSP and bigger than him in terms of viewers, but they NEVER ask. The money comes in naturally. How does DSP think what he does is normal for streaming?

Phil gets the most money per viewer on the Internet, and by a significant amount. Hate him, but he's doing something right.

 

[Darksfadil]

My wife watches like a dozen different streamers at her desk next to me and I've never once heard them ask for money. They're smaller than DSP and bigger than him in terms of viewers, but they NEVER ask. The money comes in naturally. How does DSP think what he does is normal for streaming?

Ugh, its called business you lame brained moron. God people are dumb.