DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
My wife watches like a dozen different streamers at her desk next to me and I've never once heard them ask for money. They're smaller than DSP and bigger than him in terms of viewers, but they NEVER ask. The money comes in naturally. How does DSP think what he does is normal for streaming?
when i stream for my friends i jokingly ask for money once in awhile, but i have no links to give me money, hence it being a joke
i've heard a few shit streamers demand subs or money (funny enough, tevin asks for subs a fair bit) but aside from wings, dsp and twitch thots, i've never really seen it

edited to add in that phil is by far the fucking worst
 
Kevin Burstein's PayPal account got locked for repetitive suspicious tipping.
Hmmm, that's a mystery. Phil will have to wait to get his huff's on Kevin's cash, as that superchat doesn't help Phil until later on. Unless Phil tries to convince Kevin to "make another PayPal." because important pulls, I mean, bills are coming up.
 
Phil: "I need tips, not superchats!" A rant is about to come in.

As @Piece of Peace pointed out on Twitter, Phil has now earned close to $1000 in Superchats so far from December 2 to today. But he really needs those tips now. Kevin, you stupid fuck. Why don't you listen?

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As @Piece of Peace pointed out on Twitter, Phil has now earned close to $1000 in Superchats so far from December 2 to today. But he really needs those tips now. Kevin, you stupid fuck. Why don't you listen?

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Ho boy, I sure hope nobody reminds him of that come next month because DSP will totally not memoryhole it.
He is, after all, the realest motherfucker on the internet.
 
He looks terrible. It's not normal for someone to decline so rapidly in appearance. It's not so much that he's aged (although he has) he looks in really poor health.

He also appears to have lost all control over his world. He barely controls his vices, and walks straight into all traps that are set for him. He also seems to have a simpler mind. Really shallow reasoning. knee jerk reactions to stuff. He's diminished. He seems to do the rocking back and forth more. He's lost previous inhibitions, particularly the wrote begging/begging tweet which he previously saved for special occasions or did off screen out of embarrassment. Even quicker to rage or grievance like this ridiculous ArnoldGate rant which he could have just left alone.

He's basically a confirmed barely functioning alcoholic at this point right? The bank leaks and some days he appears hungover or drunk. Drinking a lot also explains the fast food door dash impulse. So inability to control his inhibitions, alcoholic and lacks any insight so no hope to get help or get his life back on the rails.

I don't know how quick it will happen but the trajectory seems very clear. It would be tragic if it happened to anyone other than Phil. Since it's him I'm finding it interesting to observe a person in such rapid decline. Imagine failing this badly at life.
 
Regarding Phil's alleged alcoholism:

Phil has admitted that he drank a lot back in the day. Take his "Friend Request Ridicule" videos for example. You can tell he's wasted. Now consider that this was the same time he was working for the helicopter plant and living in his parent's house.

He did eventually move into the Connecticut condo, but his drinking didn't slow down.

He admits that he would come home from work and get drunk and play video games all night. He admits that he called in to work so he could play the day one release of some Spider-Man game or some shit.

He also claims he was the hardest worker at his job and the vice president of Sikorsky personally told him how great he was. The vice president of a $9 billion company personally congratulating a customer service rep. Doubtful on that one, Phil.

Phil's dad had worked for the company for more than 20 years. He went from a low level machine worker to middle management, and there is no doubt in my mind that he got Phil the job. I really don't know anything about Dave, but I suspect he didn't get his promotions by getting drunk every night and calling out of work to play video games.

Phil has stated in past vlogs that he hates shaving. His job had a strict policy that their employees had to look professional and not like a hungover slob. Somehow, Phil claims, he was able to lie to the management and tell them he had a medical condition and he couldn't shave everyday. If you watch videos from this era, you will also notice Phil's buzz cut hair style. It's my personal hypothesis that Phil had his hair cut almost bald so he didn't need to shower everyday, since we know he hates to shower also.

So what was the real reason Phil was "let go" from his job? Was it corporate incompetence, like Phil says, or was it possibly that Phil was an alcoholic who refused to shave or take a shower and would call in to work to play video games all day?
 
Regarding Phil's alleged alcoholism:
I think the alcoholism theory fits the facts we've been given better than any other. More of a logical conclusion, or an inference a reasonable person is forced to draw rather than an allegation.

We know he's not hosting soirees, where he would serve all the alcohol from the bank leaks. Imagine a dinner party at the Burnells. Paper plates and all.
 
Paypigs Prayer
Our Phather, Who art live on stream,
Clutch be Thy Gameplay.
Thy Input dropped.
Thy lag messed you up,
The devs knew not what they were doing.

Give us this day our daily Animation,
And forgive us for not subscribing sooner,
As we enjoy this game and give unto it the support it deserves.
Lead us not into drahma,
but keep the stream pahsitive . Amen.
 
"We love you but a lot of us heard a bad word."
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Note the cult-speak at the end.

The way he negates someone else's experience is dangerously autistic.
Phil could fucking kill someone with his car and then blame the victim for getting killed because he didn't mean to cause an accident. This shit is insane.
lol, sorry Phil, but you aren’t orihime inoue from bleach & can’t reject reality at the flip of a coin. It is hilarious that you believe that thou.
 
I had to rewind to see if he actually did say that, and yeah, he did, wow.
"Anyone who complains about it, sorry but, we should've hit the goal earlier it sucks we didn't."
Now he's blaming people for not giving him money quickly enough.

But don't give him money TOO quickly, if the goal gets hit too fast then the rest of the tips dry up and he could always use more. It's NEVER enough.
 
God his Halo gameplay is awful. Just walk forwards hipfiring full-auto guns and meleeing to finish off shields, literal ape mode. The sad part is that either the game rewards this or SBMM refuses to bring him out of Derich lobbies.

Dude gets baffled when “he dies instantly” after his shield breaks like, no shit, welcome to Halo where headshot 3-4 taps is the name of the game. Being stuck in Derich lobbies has eroded his FPS fundamentals because potato aim rarely makes this come into play.

As someone who plays Halo
’s malformed twin, Destiny
it’s upsetting to see such awful players who never jump, struggle hitting the broad side of a barn, don’t understand their radar (especially when Phil doesn't crouch meaning he’s fully visible on radar to everyone at all times unless they changed it between Reach and Infinite), roam around in the open, and use that bot-like intellect to pull off similar ape-like plays. Give me those players ffs. If anything, this Halo is way easier since the game keeps shouting out the enemy gamestate (calling out snipers and heavy weapon respawns and shit when you used to have to either look for those across-map or memorize the respawn times).

Can’t believe this is what passes for good gameplay in the House of Philsanigger.
 
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