Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Sphere]

Only 3 things in life are certain:

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Lou will never get disability benefits

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

Hes depressed now cause he can't afford to buy his cats Xmas gifts.

Lou. It's a cat. They don't know what Christmas is

That shit made me laugh. When I had cats, I'd go spend $2 at the fucking Dollar Store for a bag of shitty catnip mice for "presents" for them. But here's Chef Gag-Liar-Dee ready to TRAMSCROWFUND for animals that will be thrilled if you crumple up some wrapping paper and throw it across the room.

 

[Spoonomancer]

That shit made me laugh. When I had cats, I'd go spend $2 at the fucking Dollar Store for a bag of shitty catnip mice for "presents" for them. But here's Chef Gag-Liar-Dee ready to TRAMSCROWFUND for animals that will be thrilled if you crumple up some wrapping paper and throw it across the room.

Hell, cats would be glad if Lou just gave them a box from one of his #TramsCrowFunded new shiny's

 

[MetalParakeet]

We also have to remember that lous mom is sick of him. She has brief moments qhere they get alone and she'll whine on fb about his illnesses for sympathy points, but 90% of the time she hates him

 

[PBJ Sucks]

We also have to remember that lous mom is sick of him. She has brief moments qhere they get alone and she'll whine on fb about his illnesses for sympathy points, but 90% of the time she hates him

No she doesn't. He still lives there under her care, doesn't he? It's probably a classic case of she loves him, but she doesn't like him (because he's a piece of shit). He once tried to show everybody how much his mother hated him by saying she took the bandaid off his foothole... also saying she was doing it because she thought it needed to breathe to heal better. I thought that was particularly funny, because he outright stated she was doing what she believed to be best for him but this is an example of her hating him.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Hes depressed now cause he can't afford to buy his cats Xmas gifts.

Lou. It's a cat. They don't know what Christmas is

He's in luck again! They're his dead mother's cats! He doesn't have to worry about it. Crisis averted!

Has Mama Gags even acknowledged about the eye problems? You'd think that Lou's eye problem would take some sort of notice by Mama Gags at this point

It has. She knows it and the beetus doesn't exist to the point he can't work and told him to get a job.

 

[Mountain Dew]

I don't remember who was taking count of how much money Lou has begged since the thread was made, but he has asked for thousands of dollars in devices in one singular month. Good job, Lou.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

I don't remember who was taking count of how much money Lou has begged since the thread was made, but he has asked for thousands of dollars in devices in one singular month. Good job, Lou.

The totals are for 2021. Who knows how much he's begged for over the course of this thread's life.

And yeah, the past 30 days have been ~1k.

 

[Solid Snek]

The totals are for 2021. Who knows how much he's begged for over the course of this thread's life.

And yeah, the past 30 days have been ~1k.

As much as I hate Lou, I gotta hand it to him - that's pretty good.

Grifting trannies on Twitter is literally his full-time job, and Lou could have easily made more money working a real job for the same amount of hours. But still, being an asshole and getting attention is something Lou likes to do (loves to do), so it's basically the equivalent of landing your dream job but having to settle for minimum wage; not ideal, but certainly better than most people are doing.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

As much as I hate Lou, I gotta hand it to him - that's pretty good.

Grifting trannies on Twitter is literally his full-time job, and Lou could have easily made more money working a real job for the same amount of hours. But still, being an asshole and getting attention is something Lou likes to do (loves to do), so it's basically the equivalent of landing your dream job but having to settle for minimum wage; not ideal, but certainly better than most people are doing.

One thing to note though is that the well is definitely starting to dry up for him. It used to be that he could beg for Laptop money and he'd get it in a matter of hours. Now it takes him days and even then I suspect he pays a certain amount from his own pocket / tugboat, and there is a definite lack of visibility and interaction with his posts.

While some of these trannies wouldn't recognise his ever-changing name, his chicken scratches and means of begging are very noticeable, so I would assume if anyone donates to him, it's a one-off. That and you can only beg for a new laptop or tablet a certain number of times before even the Twitter trannies eventually get wise to the scheme that's being run.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WANTS ANOTHER TABLET! One specifically for taking notes? Because neither his iPad nor phone nor a fucking pen and paper will do. I would think this was a joke if I didn't know better.

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And he got his new Windows laptop. Not scratching the itch though...only an iPad mini will do.
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[PBJ Sucks]

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And he got his new Windows laptop. Not scratching the itch though...only an iPad mini will do.
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"The state of Ace". Yeah, given his size I can see why he'd mistake himself for a state.

 

[BananaSlamma]

And he got his new Windows laptop. Not scratching the itch though...only an iPad mini will do.
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They're starting to lose it, now they're just absent mindedly putting in literally every stray want that they think of in their threads. I had a feeling he'd eventually try and squeeze in the new iPad Mini under a stupid reason but I didn't think it'd be as inane as "I need to take notes" as if his current or previous iPads couldn't already do that. If you wanna be able to take notes on the go, Lou, buy a purse large enough to hold the 12.9in iPad Pro you bought barely a week ago. You'd even be able to claim you're feminine and trans if you did that.

I took the liberty of gathering extra things from Lou, including:

The aforementioned tweet about the cat, it looks like Lou wants to "buy presents" for every single pet in the house, completely ignoring the fact that animals can't comprehend the idea of Christmas and will most likely not care if they don't get a present.

https://archive.md/uZiom (for some reason images won't load)

Lou also wants a new phone case for their iPhone 8 or possibly SE, but he can't decide if he wants a She-Ra one or a My Little Pony case. I fully expect Lou to either accidentally let it slip out of his greasy hands and break it, voluntarily break it, or pretend it's broken all with the end result of begging for a new one.

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Continued dislike of Zack Snyder

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Lou sees Ichigo arguing with somebody and immediately jumps in to try and be coy.

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Ichigo Tomago on Twitter: "@tiggytweetz @garner_forest Typical of tro…

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Out of the movies getting released in 2022, Lou is only interested in the one with bisexual girl power.

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Lou has also changed their username and bio yet again, matching it with their handle and clarifying the fact that they're pre-transition. They've also changed their location, telling a recurring lie with Lou that he's actually from Pittsburgh and not in the Pittsburgh-adjacent Greensburg

 

[The Dude]

Doesn't he currently have two tablets, an iPad of some kind and a Samsung? The floppy fuck does Louie need with a third tablet? Just get a carry case for one of the TWO he already has and use that for "taking notes". Or get a note pad app for his smartphone. Not that Louie ever actually goes out and about very often. He only ever goes to Walmart when mommy can drive him, and occasional doctor appointments where he promptly ignores all the directions and advice his doctor gives him. This "I totally need a third tablet, yinz guis!" bullshit is utterly ridiculous and I really hope someone calls out the fact that he's already got two, plus the two new laptops he just fucking got.

 

[Aunt Carol]

That shit made me laugh. When I had cats, I'd go spend $2 at the fucking Dollar Store for a bag of shitty catnip mice for "presents" for them. But here's Chef Gag-Liar-Dee ready to TRAMSCROWFUND for animals that will be thrilled if you crumple up some wrapping paper and throw it across the room.

The pro move is to buy the cat a fresh catnip mouse for Christmas, then gift wrap it in some of the wrapping paper scraps when you're doing the rest of the presents. It's festive and hilarious to watch the cat unwrap it with the enthusiasm of a preteen who knows which box has the Pokemon game in it.

Idly tossing wadded-up wrapping paper at the cat is a close second, so yeah, Lou does not need to be begging in order to make his kitties' dreams come true. Christmas is automatically a fun holiday for cats as long as you don't leave tinsel around for them to eat.

 

[Spoonomancer]

the Samsung tablet should come with a Note Pad app and I'm sure the iPad Air also has a Note Pad app. ALSO LOU HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU DON'T VISIT THIS SITE WHEN YOU ALWAYS MENTION "*that* website" EVERY TIME YOU GRIFT FOR THIRD TABLET IN A MONTH TIMESPAN

speaking of, I recall Lou getting a Raspberry Pi a long while back. What happened with this? No fucking way Lou is going to casually forget about a 100$+ purchase he made and not once mention it.

And he got his new Windows laptop. Not scratching the itch though...only an iPad mini will do.
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1. Does the iPad air not support the Apple Pencil? Also nice of Lou to confirm that he still has an Apple Pencil that he allegedly sold from much earlier in this thread.
2. Lou can literally look on Amazon right now and find a 128GB Micro SD card+SD Card thing for $18. However I highly feel like Lou is going to fuck this up somehow and get a regular SD Card and complain that it won't fit his current shiny.
3. Lou is still on this? Provided Lou has actually tried applying again, at what point do the people behind sending out these letters say "Hey, you dumb motherfucker. We've already denied you like several times. Keep trying and we'll stop sending the other person in our database at your address money since this feels like you wanting to participate in Disability Fraud."

The aforementioned tweet about the cat, it looks like Lou wants to "buy presents" for every single pet in the house, completely ignoring the fact that animals can't comprehend the idea of Christmas and will most likely not care if they don't get a present.

https://archive.md/uZiom (for some reason images won't load)

Lou, Catnip is cheap at your local walmart and you have likely have several cardboard boxes from your grifting. Give your cats some of that stuff. I'd like to point out that Lou is grifting for the animals since he allegedly got yelled at by his mom for getting the Louman Shield a present, and Lou will likely use the Louman Shield at a future point for some grifting attempt.

Nice to see Mama Gags had actually got Lou a minifridge at least! Not like it's going to be in use at all, considering this is Lou.

Lou sees Ichigo arguing with somebody and immediately jumps in to try and be coy.

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Ah, I see why Lou likes Ichigo so much. Ichigo seemingly finds himself arguing with a lot of people about politics instead of not harming himself by just being a furry. Interestingly Ichigo lists himself as disabled as well, although also claims to be a Military Vet. Fully convinced that Ichigo pulled their icon from ThisFursonaDoesNotExist since he likely refuses to interact with other furries. Zero mention of a paypal link, so I can say that they're employed as a disabled (from his bio, not an allegation) person unlike Lou as well.

The pro move is to buy the cat a fresh catnip mouse for Christmas, then gift wrap it in some of the wrapping paper scraps when you're doing the rest of the presents. It's festive and hilarious to watch the cat unwrap it with the enthusiasm of a preteen who knows which box has the Pokemon game in it.

Idly tossing wadded-up wrapping paper at the cat is a close second, so yeah, Lou does not need to be begging in order to make his kitties' dreams come true. Christmas is automatically a fun holiday for cats as long as you don't leave tinsel around for them to eat.

But what if the cats need three tablets though? Have you thought of that yet?

 

[Aunt Carol]

But what if the cats need three tablets though? Have you thought of that yet?

The cats would get more joy out of a tablet than Lou does.

And that's an app that costs way less than Lou's unplayed $60 game collection.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Just get a carry case for one of the TWO he already has and use that for "taking notes". Or get a note pad app for his smartphone. Not that Louie ever actually goes out and about very often. He only ever goes to Walmart when mommy can drive him, and occasional doctor appointments where he promptly ignores all the directions and advice his doctor gives him. This "I totally need a third tablet, yinz guis!" bullshit is utterly ridiculous and I really hope someone calls out the fact that he's already got two, plus the two new laptops he just fucking got.

But Dude, you don't get it! He needs a smaller tablet so he can take notes "on the go while he walks". You see, he has all kinds of important thoughts, that he simply can't just type into a notes app on his phone. Or dictate into his phone as a voice recording and use any of his 10 other electronic devices to type them out later. He needs to write them onto an iPad mini with an Apple pencil or they don't count. And he can't possibly carry his new Ipad Air with him in a backpack to his doctor appointments, he is too weak and delicate to carry that heavy a tablet! Also, paper and pens don't work, with his delicate eyeball condition he can only see when he writes on a screen made by Apple. It's weird, but it's a real side effect of diabetic retinopathy, and suggesting otherwise is ABLEIST! And he is so busy and has so many obligations he needs to get to, he couldn't just stop on his (I imagine very slow) walk, or more likely waddle, to the Walmart for more sketti sauce to type his notes into his phone. Also, feel bad for him. He didn't get any Christmas presents this year! Except in the past 30 days or so he's gotten an iPad, Apple Airpods, a Chromebook, and a yet-to-be-named "Windows machine" for iTunes. BUT THOSE ARE NEEDS NOT WANTS!

But seriously, what the fuck are these "notes" he needs to take while walking? "Next big titty tiger I pay for shall be named Diana. Tell Gneech to make titties bigger. And she was created via a genie. Also, Pitt football rules!"

 

[Sintharia]

But Dude, you don't get it! He needs a smaller tablet so he can take notes "on the go while he walks". You see, he has all kinds of important thoughts, that he simply can't just type into a notes app on his phone. Or dictate into his phone as a voice recording and use any of his 10 other electronic devices to type them out later. He needs to write them onto an iPad mini with an Apple pencil or they don't count. And he can't possibly carry his new Ipad Air with him in a backpack to his doctor appointments, he is too weak and delicate to carry that heavy a tablet! Also, paper and pens don't work, with his delicate eyeball condition he can only see when he writes on a screen made by Apple. It's weird, but it's a real side effect of diabetic retinopathy, and suggesting otherwise is ABLEIST! And he is so busy and has so many obligations he needs to get to, he couldn't just stop on his (I imagine very slow) walk, or more likely waddle, to the Walmart for more sketti sauce to type his notes into his phone. Also, feel bad for him. He didn't get any Christmas presents this year! Except in the past 30 days or so he's gotten an iPad, Apple Airpods, a Chromebook, and a yet-to-be-named "Windows machine" for iTunes. BUT THOSE ARE NEEDS NOT WANTS!

But seriously, what the fuck are these "notes" he needs to take while walking? "Next big titty tiger I pay for shall be named Diana. Tell Gneech to make titties bigger. And she was created via a genie. Also, Pitt football rules!"

I take notes at the doctor ALL THE TIME. But I don't need a tablet to do it. I have a steno notebook that I take with me to write things down. Way cheaper, less likely to die due to batteries, less chance of getting stolen. I have a bunch of crazy colorful pens, too, for making things interesting -- vibrant colors would make things more visible for him, I'm sure.

Lou isn't making this demand because he has a need for note-taking. He's making this demand because he has a want for more new shinies.

 

[Next Task]

No fucking way Lou is going to casually forget about a 100$+ purchase he made and not once mention it.

No, he does this all the time. He's even not mentioned purchases he's made that we've only found out about months later. His shopping addiction isn't about actually using any of these devices, it's entirely about getting a new shiny, having a new shiny, then begging for another new shiny.

It's quite likely he's forgotten about easily half the list of electronic devices that has been carefully curated in this thread. He's pure consoomer; more effort likely goes into coming up with lies as to why he needs a new device than in actually using it. I'd estimate it's also easily half of the devices that he mentions getting and then never talks about or shows evidence he's using again. Everything he's begged for, he's begged for before, and will beg for again, and the only constant is that they're all slightly different, have a different model number, but are essentially the same. Because part of his addiction is the false belief that he'll find one perfect consumer object that will make him feel whole, instead of them all doing about the same thing in about the same way, just from different companies.

We saw how much Lou whined about the stimulus, and then how fast he spent it, and then how he begged for money to buy the same things again and again. He's just as much an addict as his brother, except his brother apparently knows he has a problem and is trying to get help for it.