If you could send a jar of your farts to one celebrity (alive or dead) who would it be and why?

[Just A Butt]

I would probably send my fart jar to Abraham Lincoln’s insane wife.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Stephen Fry.
I'd learn how to fart out the alphabet and send him a fart message asking how many kids he molested over his career and if that's the reason he's so afraid of God.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Marlon Brando because he would send me one back.

 

[I am vomit]

Beethoven because he's deaf and I want a jarred fart to inspire his greatest success.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Marlon Brando because he would send me one back.

Orson Welles for the same reason.

 

[Spl00gies]

Warwick Davis because he's Warwick Davis.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Mila kunis in the hope she would send a return message

 

[Seth MacFarlane]

me. Not for sale!

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Adam Sandler so he could use its sound in his newest movie.
Maybe John Waters, just in case he decides to create another set of Odorama cards.