Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

What a shock! A lifestyle of rarely going outside and only eating takeout / junk food is causing health problems! Will this be the wake-up call Becky needs to turn her life around? ( :optimistic: )
No, she'll start screeching insanely when told she needs to lose weight because being fat is bad for you.
 
Becky is back ( wow ).
She deleted the tweets that got her in hot water, but you can take a guess at how dumb they were based on what she's still retweeting:
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She's also still mad at Titanfall gamers:
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And of course, she's still malingering and whining about wanting even more accommodations & time off work:
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(That FrozenFroh guy probably does 95% of their combined workload, lol.)

And finally:
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If she's 5'5'' (?) and 187 lbs, that puts her at a BMI of 31 (obese).
I actually do believe what she's saying about people insisting she's somehow not fat, but that's just a sad reflection of America where obesity has been normalized.
 
Becky is back ( wow ).
She deleted the tweets that got her in hot water, but you can take a guess at how dumb they were based on what she's still retweeting:
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She's also still mad at Titanfall gamers:
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And of course, she's still malingering and whining about wanting even more accommodations & time off work:
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(That FrozenFroh guy probably does 95% of their combined workload, lol.)

And finally:
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If she's 5'5'' (?) and 187 lbs, that puts her at a BMI of 31 (obese).
I actually do believe what she's saying about people insisting she's somehow not fat, but that's just a sad reflection of America where obesity has been normalized.
“Every time I say I’m unattractive people around me always say it’s not so!” Yes Becky, because the people around you are socially aware enough to understand that that’s the polite thing to do in Western society, and if they actually are an acquaintance of yours (because we know you don’t have any friends, and fuck knows whether you actually speak to your family as your relationship swings from “adoration” to “blood feud” on a weekly basis) they know you well enough to know they risk you flipping your shit and accusing them of an -ism if they agree with you.
 
“Every time I say I’m unattractive people around me always say it’s not so!”
It's a rule of thumb nearly everybody learns quite young: if a woman asks you to guess her age, subtract a few years from your estimate before saying it. The same with weight - no, those jeans don't make you look fat, you look fine!

It is the hoariest of sitcom clichés for a reason - because it's true. The vast majority of women don't like to be told they look old or fat. Most men don't either, really, but the damages of societal pressure on women to conform to standards of beauty has been a thing for decades. It causes eating disorders and other forms of self-harm, and so to prevent damaging a woman's fragile sense of worth and ego, we have been socialised to tell them, and only them, white lies about their appearance and how we perceive them.

More simply, it's just considered rude to call a woman an ugly old heifer to their face, even if it's true, and even if they've asked.

So congratulations, Becky, on your latest self-own. All of these alleged friends and family saying these things to you? Not a one of them sees you as anything other than a woman, even if they say they do. We know she has no friends other than Twitter sycophants, but even they know better than to treat Becky like a man in this respect. Her imaginary gender dysphoria should be going off like a rocket right now, if there's any truth to the story.
 
And of course, she's still malingering and whining about wanting even more accommodations & time off work:
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all of this shit literally describes my work place as well and i'm in a completely different industry/workplace.

except that bit about 'being pressured to drink if you can't'. I'm assuming she means pressured into drinking alcohol. What job requires you to drink alcohol? Also who the fuck cares if you say no to drinking? If you're too much of a pussy to say no when someone offers a drink and you don't want it, that's on you, Becky.
 
all of this shit literally describes my work place as well and i'm in a completely different industry/workplace.

except that bit about 'being pressured to drink if you can't'. I'm assuming she means pressured into drinking alcohol. What job requires you to drink alcohol? Also who the fuck cares if you say no to drinking? If you're too much of a pussy to say no when someone offers a drink and you don't want it, that's on you, Becky.
No one in most American workplaces is pressuring anyone to drink booze while in the office. It’s not at all part of American culture. I emphasize “in the office” because no one is pressuring Becky to drink at an after-work outing. I can be sure of this because Becky hasn’t left the house except to indulge her spending impulses in years. I love it when cows can’t remember what they’ve vomited up on the internet from week to week. I love it more that farmers stand ready to help remind them whenever they need it.
 
except that bit about 'being pressured to drink if you can't'. I'm assuming she means pressured into drinking alcohol. What job requires you to drink alcohol? Also who the fuck cares if you say no to drinking? If you're too much of a pussy to say no when someone offers a drink and you don't want it, that's on you, Becky.
I'm sure this is some BS she tells the cucks so they'll turn a blind eye to the drinking she shouldn't be doing if she's sincerely trying to get pregnant

COME ON JACKSON AND DANIEL - I HAVE TO DRINK WITH THE GUYS AFTER WORK OR THEY WON'T RESPECT ME!
 
And too much alcohol. If Becky's a alcoholic, that explains why her liver is in danger.

My guess would be Non-Alcoholic Fatty Liver Disease: https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/non-alcoholic-fatty-liver-disease/

Caused by being fat and can also be detected via ultrasound so may have been flagged during fertility screening.

She's been talking about drinking (against her will! It's other people's fault!) and being fat lately. She talks a lot about getting high, but rarely tweets about alcohol usually. I half wander if this mystery liver issue has already been raised as suspected NAFLD but she's running around getting tests desperate for a different diagnosis that is less self-inflicted, and doesn't necessitate lifestyle changes.

It doesn't have a fancy, scary sounding munchie-friendly name that can be waved around for pity-points. It just bluntly screams "got so fat I fucked my liver up"

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Edit to add: vitamin D deficiency also goes hand in hand with obesity. Becky isn't a medical mystery. She's just fat.
 
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It doesn't have a fancy, scary sounding munchie-friendly name that can be waved around for pity-points. It just bluntly screams "got so fat I fucked my liver up"
I hope it is just so the doctor gets to tell her FATTY liver disease. FATTY you fat fuck! You need to be less FAT.
 
No one in most American workplaces is pressuring anyone to drink booze while in the office. It’s not at all part of American culture. I emphasize “in the office” because no one is pressuring Becky to drink at an after-work outing. I can be sure of this because Becky hasn’t left the house except to indulge her spending impulses in years.
We’ve seen similar whining from Jake Alley. In both cases, they’re sheltered people with no friends, failure to launch and a failed career in gaming. They both act like gaming is run entirely by frat bros. Given the many, many reasons a person might have for not drinking, any company that forced its employers to drink would risk about a hundred lawsuits.
I like that her LARPing as a dude instantly gets put aside when she wants to be a victim. The comment about her poor lady brain as she tries to scold a guy for disagreeing with her was choice.
Is it LARPing when you present entirely as female IRL? I’ve seen no indication that she puts in even a token effort offline. She talks about deadnaming with her family, but I suspect that what actually happens is that she doesn’t bother to tell them and just sits there seething and mentally composing tweets.
 
She'll be fired very soon if the "accommodations" she's asking for at a game company include "sorry, I'm physically incapable of doing crunch."

Crunch is the big irritating part of working in the games industry, and it's something every person in that industry knows about by the time they've been in their first role for a few months, if they haven't been warned even before they join the industry. It's miserable and sometimes involves napping on floors or couches in the office because it's not worth it to commute back home at 2 AM and then turn right around at 5 AM to go back.

Crunch is why people get out of the gaming industry but it's such an in-demand place to be that there will always be another sucker ready to take the job if you're not up for it. But what I don't understand is...Becky is remote. Literally any remote job in technology is going to require you to spend some time on your laptop at 9 PM or answering a needy boss's call at midnight. It's annoying but as Don Draper once said in Mad Men, "that's what the money is for!" They overpay the shit out of you so that they can treat you how you want. If you want a job where you put in your hours and never think about it after work, that's your prerogative, but you're not going to make "live in a detached house in Los Angeles with all the weed gummies and purebred dogs your heart desires" money to do it.
 
So like 99% of online troons. They don't do it because it's real but just so they can throw tantrums about being "misgendered."
And so they can claim whatever the highest level of privilege is in any given situation.
 
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Can't tell if she's talking about Mami & Papi here... or maybe Jackson's mom? Either way, they have the patience of saints to always put up with this BPD nonsense.
(And as always, I love how she cryptically tweets stuff like this with absolutely no context.)
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Becky will never shut up about the evils of Riot:
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"Hola, my Latinx friends!"
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"Actually, you're all just a bunch of shitlords! Your opinions don't matter!"
Really makes her seethe knowing that the vast majority of Hispanics have nothing but disdain for woke stuff.

Normies REEEE
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That's some nice cope there, Becky.
 
You totally showed him, Becky! All those years of screeching at RIOT totally paid off! That's why you're currently rotting in some pointless lore wiki job, and they've got a hit Netflix show netting the company more fans! A WINNAR IS YOU!

As if Becky is doing this out of anything but sour grapes. She's still FATMAD that RIOT didn't pay her to sit at home Tweeting and canned her for being a disruptive pain in the ass. Cope and seethe, Becky!


*clears throat*

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHITE CUNT. I AM A GAY HISPANIC, AND THE WORD "LATINX" IS BULLSHIT MADE UP BY WHITE LIBERAL SAVIOURS THAT THINK THAT COLONIZING ANOTHER CULTURE'S LANGUAGE IS SOMEHOW BENEFICIAL FOR US. HOMOPHOBIA HAS NOTHING TO DO IT. YOU ARE WHITER THAN STORE-BOUGHT FLOUR TORILLAS THAT MY ABUELA WOULD SLAP ME FOR BRINGING HOME, AND THEREFORE YOU HAVE NO PLACE TO LECTURE ABOUT MY CULTURE AND LANGUAGE. KINDLY AVAIL YOURSELF OF THE FUCKJNG SEA.

Thank you, and I welcome all MATI ratings.
 
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