DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[REGENDarySumanai]

I never really bothered to read a single schedule until now and holy shit, what an absolute mess of a format. As expected of PPB.

Nearly everything is in bold letters instead of using them to mark the important stuff, no usage of cursives, plenty of caps everywhere... Jesus fucking christ.

Even those vtubers that you hate so much -unless you can clout chase them like you did- make a better schedule announcement, Pig. And that's despite the 99% chance of them swapping it for something else lmao

I can attest to this. Their schedules are pieces of art and not hastily typed out on Microsoft Word.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Love how Phil used to arm flail and talk about how YT is the wild west and that's why Restreamers aren't taken down, but now that he's on YT and calling people Philsaniggers he's not getting banned because they're mature professionals and Twitch is moderated by children.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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NOTE THE NEEDLESS DRAMA CAPS FOR A CHANGE NO ONE CARES ABOUT IN RELATION TO A NON DRAMA STREAMER!!!!!!!!! END MONEY NEGGERS!!!!!

 

[Elescondido]

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so , whats the metroid dread veredict? is he just using a guide ?
there would be pretty obvious tells like using powers in ways he is too dumb to imagine

 

[Piece of Peace]

so , whats the metroid dread veredict? is he just using a guide ?
there would be pretty obvious tells like using powers in ways he is too dumb to imagine

Almost wouldn't matter considering the absolutely insane handholding being done by GameCucker.

That faggot needs to be euthanized tbh.

 

[NursezillaX]

Ho boy, I sure hope nobody reminds him of that come next month because DSP will totally not memoryhole it.
He is, after all, the realest motherfucker on the internet.

Yep, he always says how 'Superchats will help me later, a month from now, but I need tips NOW!'. Funny how every time 'later' comes, those Superchats seem to have not helped him at all and he's still saying he 'needs tips NOW!', eh?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Yep, he always says how 'Superchats will help me later, a month from now, but I need tips NOW!'. Funny how every time 'later' comes, those Superchats seem to have not helped him at all and he's still saying he 'needs tips NOW!', eh?

That's because all of those superchats went into WWE Champions.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

That's because all of those superchats went into WWE Champions.

Are they?

I remember that Phil tended to use his automated paychecks for his actual bills with tips covering his unsustainable habits. Superchats seemingly fill that role since YT isn't paying out like it once did and he's left twitch. If Phil is spending what is mortgage money on pulling Hogans, then he's beyond fucked, and this is all going to fall apart way faster.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Are they?

I remember that Phil tended to use his automated paychecks for his actual bills with tips covering his unsustainable habits. Superchats seemingly fill that role since YT isn't paying out like it once did and he's left twitch. If Phil is spending what is mortgage money on pulling Hogans, then he's beyond fucked, and this is all going to fall apart way faster.

The bank leaks showed that Phil spent money on Champions before his mortgage, and begged hard to try recovering that "lost income" at least twice. Note that we still don't see the majority of his gacha spending, that would require Paypal leaks.

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

I really want to see Phil play some Counter Strike,

He did, and he fucking sucked as usual: https://youtu.be/O3W0V5sWsZs

 

[豚蜚蠊]

Happy Pearl Harbor day everyone! Let us never forget the tremendous courage and sacrifice of those who participated in that momentous event.

 

[FalsePositive]

Big ups to FDR for letting it happen!

 

[troll cult member]

Happy Pearl Harbor day everyone! Let us never forget the tremendous courage and sacrifice of those who participated in that momentous event.

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The Navy should have thought ahead and planned to be attacked by a foreign power. Just like Youtube should think ahead and give me gifted membs

 

[snort inquisition]

I can attest to this. Their schedules are pieces of art and not hastily typed out on Microsoft Word.

a lot of their on stream revenue goes to hololive though, which in turn pays for this sort of thing, in most cases they aren't doing this stuff themselves

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

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Why does he think he is beating Dread? What is stopping him from 100% it like every other Nintendie title? The game outright tells you "Hey this is the final boss fight way up top so fuck around before that".

Edit: Since when has he ever beat a game this quick? I mean the game is short but he's on stream 4 of it, and since he's a dogshit stalling streamer, it would take him a lot longer than 12 hours(estimated average to beat). How is he already so confident he's concluding it?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Happy Pearl Harbor day everyone! Let us never forget the tremendous courage and sacrifice of those who participated in that momentous event.

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[TheGoutburglar]

The bank leaks showed that Phil spent money on Champions before his mortgage, and begged hard to try recovering that "lost income" at least twice. Note that we still don't see the majority of his gacha spending, that would require Paypal leaks.

It would? Well, then I guess that tells me what Phil was worried about when he couldn't bring himself to call the bank leaks 100% fabricated nonsense, like he should've.

Anyway, Phil memory-holes any and all money regardless of the source because it makes it easier to not explain where so much of it goes if, in his narrative, there isn't very much to go anywhere. He may discourage superchats (until recently at least) but one should never take that as a sign that he doesn't want them ever. He always did, he just wanted to make sure to frame them as "eventual money" so people would forget.

He did pretty much the same thing with the two checks per month he got from Twitch until they got tired of his shit. He wanted people to sub, but he didn't want anyone thinking about how much money that turned into per month. So he emphasized tips, and always will regardless of his situation, because it's easier to memory-hole the rest of his money if people are only thinking about tips.

At least until they do basic math, using the numbers his overlay provides. But obviously he can just ban that, and his mind that makes the problem go away.

Why does he think he is beating Dread? What is stopping him from 100% it like every other Nintendie title? The game outright tells you "Hey this is the final boss fight way up top so fuck around before that".

Edit: Since when has he ever beat a game this quick? I mean the game is short but he's on stream 4 of it, and since he's a dogshit stalling streamer, it would take him a lot longer than 12 hours(estimated average to beat). How is he already so confident he's concluding it?

I don't watch the pigroach, so I just assumed he was going off of his experience and/or whatever the chat told him about how much he has left. I don't keep track of how many hours he sinks into games, either, and especially wouldn't with Metroid Dread because he ducked it and surely now wants it over with as quick as possible. However long he stalls in other games won't dictate what he does with Dread, I expect.

I mean this isn't like Divinity 2, which he also ducked forever, and then just dropped because it was a way longer game and no amount of hand-holding was going to get him safely through it.

 

[Sup3r]

I really want to see Phil play some Counter Strike, it's another game a pro gamer with a 10 year legacy should be at least slightly familiar with, like Halo. I thought everyone who's ever touched a controller understands Halo is about wearing down shields and headshots, the game even balances weapons that way.

I wonder if he's ever played Duke 3D or Quake II? They're the only popular shooters without headshot mechanics that I can think of.

He'd fail at CS. It requires teamwork and communication, skills Phil barely had when he was good and have sin withered away to nothing. Phil fails to understand anything about games that isn't the ps1 version of sf2.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

I've seen CS players practicing bouncing a grenade at a certain angle off a certain wall for an hour. DSP would get obliterated.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

And before he says it six fucking times only to be responded by Piggy when he says goodbye Derich we all know about the two minisubs that the Japanese sent out before the airstrike as well as how they didn't hit the vital fuel depot for some odd reason.