Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Two-bit]

Anna states she has not been posting because she's been sick for three days:
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The past 2 or 3 years can be summed up in these clips. She's become so obnoxiously fat and grotesque. Every time she does this annoying fucking jiggle dance, I cringe because not only is it unpleasant to watch, but also I know it will only lead to her severely injuring her knees or legs in some fashion. Like an old racing horse who has to be put down after years of wear and tear. Thus leading to Anna's bed bound saga. Although I do look forward it for my own personal "I told you so" moment, it's still like waiting on a ticking time bomb.

 

[wimzi]

So she posted an old video from 1 to 2 years ago, in it you see she has to sit at her makeup desk back then:
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Unsure how new this is don't recnize the place it is at:
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Truly haaaaaaaaate how Anna always does this fake look down-up-around with her mouth gawping when she catches or gets something, it's so fake, like she learned human expression from Disney Princesses rather than real life.

 

[Barbarella]

When one needs special products designed for normal actions, it’s time to rethink life. I’ve never heard of anti-chafing thigh things and I’m horrified they exist. I looked online and even though they show them on normal thighs, one medium would fit my waist. I know about the stick she uses to wipe her butt, and she shows off coats that can’t close by a foot.

When you see these things happening, when you need to buy these special products, or even an expensive house big enough, with heavy duty furniture, it’s time to rethink life.

Anna could not come into my small older home and fit. She literally wouldn’t get in. Nor could she sit on any of my midcentury furniture, purchased because it’s smaller. I just bought a full size bed for a spare room and I’m not sure she fits or it would hold her.

To be clear, Anna is not invited.

Aside from her awful personality, it’s no wonder she has no real friends. She likely can’t do normal things, and worries about breaking everything she sits on, from restaurant chairs to boothe’s to manicures and hair. And somebody said she can’t get filler-I get Botox and they use a dentist type chair that she’d overflow on but probably would hold. But the waiting room chairs are small and pretty and no way.

No shit all she needs is a lightweight jacket. She’s probably too hot in that. She wears her own puffy coat wherever she goes.

When so many things need to be adjusted, it’s seriously time for help.

I do enjoy the decline of her dancing though. Lot more jiggle, lot less rhythm, and movement is all fat now.

 

[Awkward Aardvark]

When one needs special products designed for normal actions, it’s time to rethink life. I’ve never heard of anti-chafing thigh things and I’m horrified they exist. I looked online and even though they show them on normal thighs, one medium would fit my waist. I know about the stick she uses to wipe her butt, and she shows off coats that can’t close by a foot.

Just so you know, anti-chafing thigh bands were originally developed for (male) athletes, because many sports that involve running or skating result in your leg muscles growing so wide that your legs will easily chafe when you walk. This is particularly pronounced with skating as you kick sideways so large muscles don't chafe/get in the way when you're exercising, but become horribly problematic off ice. These days, of course, I would guess that almost the entire product buying volume comes through obese women.

 

[GenociderSyo]

She's reposting shit again:

 

[JambledUpWords]

Anna has such a bad habit of choosing the worst styles for her chest. This just emphasizes how small her boobs are compared to everything else. At least she covered up her arms this time. The sheer size of her arms compared to her boobs makes them look even smaller. I don’t get how Anna can go on looking like this and not want to at least give an honest effort to lose weight. I know she won’t because she loves food too much.

 

[chickenbutt]

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Anna has such a bad habit of choosing the worst styles for her chest. This just emphasizes how small her boobs are compared to everything else. At least she covered up her arms this time. The sheer size of her arms compared to her boobs makes them look even smaller. I don’t get how Anna can go on looking like this and not want to at least give an honest effort to lose weight. I know she won’t because she loves food too much.

And her legs - I mean seriously, ankle boots? Dear god - you don't exactly have to be Anna Wintour to know that outside of being worn under bootcut jeans, those only work if you have long, relatively slim legs. Otherwise cutting yourself off at the ankle only makes you look shorter/fatter, as we see illustrated "beautifully" (LOL) by Mrs Potatohead here. Seriously, I'm pretty sure anyone who is either short or chunky knows this well - they're just not a good look with skirts unless you've got long legs, nowt to be done about it.

But I guess it's all a question of relativity when you're Anna's size. It's not like anything is really going to look "good" on you, it's just a question of what looks the least worst. And she still manages to completely fuck that up.

 

[calcipher]

And her legs - I mean seriously, ankle boots? Dear god - you don't exactly have to be Anna Wintour to know that outside of being worn under bootcut jeans, those only work if you have long, relatively slim legs. Otherwise cutting yourself off at the ankle only makes you look shorter/fatter, as we see illustrated "beautifully" (LOL) by Mrs Potatohead here. Seriously, I'm pretty sure anyone who is either short or chunky knows this well - they're just not a good look with skirts unless you've got long legs, nowt to be done about it.

But I guess it's all a question of relativity when you're Anna's size. It's not like anything is really going to look "good" on you, it's just a question of what looks the least worst. And she still manages to completely fuck that up.

I noticed in the winter lookbook that these are the only 'winter' shoes she wears. Even the shots where its snowing, she wears flats or sneakers.
Her legs are so fat that even if she tried to wear a different style of boot, she wouldn't be able to get them up past her ankle.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I noticed in the winter lookbook that these are the only 'winter' shoes she wears. Even the shots where its snowing, she wears flats or sneakers.
Her legs are so fat that even if she tried to wear a different style of boot, she wouldn't be able to get them up past her ankle.

Her calves are too big now to wear cute knee high boots unless the material past the ankles was made out of legging material that can withstand a deathfat like her. Her shoe choices have gotten more boring over the years because she’s so fat that certain styles would put her in even more pain than she already is. Eventually, if her feet start getting too fat, she might only be able to wear flats like Amberlynn does because even regular canvas shoes she likes wearing now might get too constricting.

 

[No Thank You]

Since we’re talking about Anna’s shoes again, I’ve been wanting to bring this up: Anna doesn’t have any cowboy boots. Now, I know not every Texan has or wears cowboy boots, but pretty much every consoomer with an Instagram account who moves to Austin feels compelled to buy a pair. Anna has not been able to wear real boots since before she moved to Austin. I’ve seen her in one other pair of ankle boots, and if I could remember when the pic was from I’d look for it, because I’m pretty sure she was wearing a “real” boot brand, just one of their ankle booties, which says to me that she went out to buy boots and realized she simply couldn’t.

i mean yes, she could order a pair of custom boots meant to fit her, but like pants, we know she won’t.

ETA those little black booties are probably not real leather, and they are split on the sides which means more room for her overflow foot fat, and also she won’t need to put as much effort into putting them on or taking them off (although there are devices for assisting with both).

eta 2 to avoid thread clutter, responding to @calcipher
I know a lot of women with big feet, and cowboy boots are a great solution for them becuase they’re a unisex shoe, more or less, and it’s not uncommon for mens sizes to be pretty flamboyant and suitable for a stylish woman. But of course, Anna is not stylish and can’t wear boots anyway.

 

[calcipher]

Her calves are too big now to wear cute knee high boots unless the material past the ankles was made out of legging material that can withstand a deathfat like her. Her shoe choices have gotten more boring over the years because she’s so fat that certain styles would put her in even more pain than she already is. Eventually, if her feet start getting too fat, she might only be able to wear flats like Amberlynn does because even regular canvas shoes she likes wearing now might get too constrictin

It doesn't help that she's probably got man feet along with her man hands -- must be hard finding nice shoes that fit a womens size 13.

 

[JambledUpWords]

It doesn't help that she's probably got man feet along with her man hands -- must be hard finding nice shoes that fit a womens size 13.

I guess she can always look at where drag queens shop if she wants to get shoes for her man size feet. She’d probably have better luck at a place like that than at a standard women’s shoe store.

 

[calcipher]

Since we’re talking about Anna’s shoes again, I’ve been wanting to bring this up: Anna doesn’t have any cowboy boots. Now, I know not every Texan has or wears cowboy boots, but pretty much every consoomer with an Instagram account who moves to Austin feels compelled to buy a pair. Anna has not been able to wear real boots since before she moved to Austin. I’ve seen her in one other pair of ankle boots, and if I could remember when the pic was from I’d look for it, because I’m pretty sure she was wearing a “real” boot brand, just one of their ankle booties, which says to me that she went out to buy boots and realized she simply couldn’t.

i mean yes, she could order a pair of custom boots meant to fit her, but like pants, we know she won’t.

ETA those little black booties are probably not real leather, and they are split on the sides which means more room for her overflow foot fat, and also she won’t need to put as much effort into putting them on or taking them off (although there are devices for assisting with both).

I'll be waiting for her horseshoe arc, when she outgrows any non-custom made footwear options.

 

[No Thank You]

I'll be waiting for her horseshoe arc, when she outgrows any non-custom made footwear options.

Lucky for her, she’s in Aggie country and has many experienced farriers to choose from!

 

[Constellationzero]

And her legs - I mean seriously, ankle boots? Dear god - you don't exactly have to be Anna Wintour to know that outside of being worn under bootcut jeans, those only work if you have long, relatively slim legs.

But her nasty feet and toes are covered. It's the little things.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[thejackal]

I think and hope Anna is reaching the end point of what parasocial relationships can do to a human brain. And no her chin isn't a cut from falling it's her skin rotting off like it is all over the rest of her face.

 

[Glitterz my spirit animal]

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Anna makes videos at least once a week about the state of her life. Holy fuck woman, see a counselor, a doctor, and whatever the hell else you need to get your shit together.

 

[Hover_Mo]

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Anna has such a bad habit of choosing the worst styles for her chest. This just emphasizes how small her boobs are compared to everything else. At least she covered up her arms this time. The sheer size of her arms compared to her boobs makes them look even smaller. I don’t get how Anna can go on looking like this and not want to at least give an honest effort to lose weight. I know she won’t because she loves food too much.

I want to know where any normal person would go wearing that outfit. It’s desperate fo any almost 40 year old woman to wear that look to a club or what have you… forget running out to the Walmart. Add about 250 extra pounds on to it and there is absolutely nowhere that look would be appropriate.

 

[GenociderSyo]

It's pretend time with Anna today...

The company is a "luxury" brand by colgate:

And there stats just tell me that GEN-Z is a bunch of whiny babies: