US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

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Is this why I've seen pictures of her feet?

 

[chiobu]

Veep is paranoid now?

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[Oxous]

Another photo from the really tough and serious Joepedo/Putin meeting

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Maybe the video quality was so low Joepedo thought Putin looked like a kid and perked up.

Congress removed sanctions against Nord Stream 2, Russia’s sovereign debt, and 35 Russians from the NDAA bill IMMEDIATELY after that call. Sounds like Biden got his ass kicked by Putin.

Veep is paranoid now?

Not paranoia at all. Avoiding Bluetooth when you’re the Vice President is a perfectly reasonable security measure.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Almost missed this one. Let's laugh my NYC goys. Despite all of the protests, despite his own constituents saying no...

New mayor, same as the old mayor.

 

[The Big O]

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Almost missed this one. Let's laugh my NYC goys. Despite all of the protests, despite his own constituents saying no...

New mayor, same as the old mayor.

Never mind that black New Yorkers are the least-vaccinated of all. New mayor's checking off all the boxes of race traitordom.

 

[HumanHive]

Not paranoia at all. Avoiding Bluetooth when you’re the Vice President is a perfectly reasonable security measure.

I was about to say something similar, but then I reread and it was clear she’s been paranoid about it since she was AG.
Maybe there was a court case where the police tapped an airpod and got audio that way?

 

[Overly Serious]

Another photo from the really tough and serious Joepedo/Putin meeting

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Maybe the video quality was so low Joepedo thought Putin looked like a kid and perked up.

Putin has a nice desk. I wish I had a desk like that.

Congress removed sanctions against Nord Stream 2, Russia’s sovereign debt, and 35 Russians from the NDAA bill IMMEDIATELY after that call. Sounds like Biden got his ass kicked by Putin.

For real? US opposition to Nord Stream 2 is dropped? Does that mean Europe can finally buy Russian gas without the US waging economic war on them? Or do they have the CIA planting bombs on the pipeline to blow it as we speak?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Another jab mandate bites the dust…how many more Ls does Joe want on this?
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Whatever, posting the archive is being retarded but it’s on Bloomberg News.

Someone said it before, but this is actually what's supposed to happen. "We WERE going to eradicate COVID, but THOSE DAMN DIRTY TRUMPIST ANTIVAXXERS BLOCKED OUR MANDATE REEEEEEEE"

Congress removed sanctions against Nord Stream 2, Russia’s sovereign debt, and 35 Russians from the NDAA bill IMMEDIATELY after that call. Sounds like Biden got his ass kicked by Putin.

Anti-Russia sentiments in the MSM in 5...4.....3....2.....

I was about to say something similar, but then I reread and it was clear she’s been paranoid about it since she was AG.
Maybe there was a court case where the police tapped an airpod and got audio that way?

GOOD. After what she's put countless people through as California AG, I hope Kopmala lives the rest of her life jumping at every shadow. It's what she deserves.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Someone signed me up for the democrat party text alert service and it's fucking hilarious

[Picture of Pelosi]
It's Nancy Pelosi. I don't usually send you texts this long, but this is dire.

Three reports just revealed Dems' Majority is in critical danger.

I need you to read my entire message, then rush $13 by midnight to keep Republicans from EVER holding power again > p2tf.us/np17?t=lY7H

𝐖𝐀𝐏𝐎: 𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐒

I can’t overstate the urgency.

-- Trump threatened to run for President if Rs 𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐏 my Majority

-- And they just outraised us by nearly $𝟏𝟎𝐌 to do it

Unless we outraise Republicans & close my budget gap by midnight, we’ll have no chance to protect our Majority.

Can you help? > p2tf.us/np17?t=90uP

𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐑𝐊 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒: 𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐄𝐃𝐆𝐄

I’m speechless.

-- Rs just added 𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄 seats to their list of expected wins

-- And they only need to flip 𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄 seats to take our Majority

I need MASSIVE backlash -- 1K gifts by midnight -- to PROTECT our Democratic Majority.

Will you rush $13? > p2tf.us/np17?t=N1cS

𝐅𝐎𝐗: 𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇 𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐓𝐎 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄

I need you to understand:

-- Rs launched expensive attacks to unseat 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 of my Dems

-- Their filthy attacks are working. They just took the 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐃 in the polls

I will not allow Republicans to swoop in, flip our Majority, and destroy our progress. I need 1K gifts ASAP to save my critical Dem Majority.

I'm counting on you in this moment more than you can possibly imagine > p2tf.us/np17?t=33dP

Nancy

Stop2End

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Almost missed this one. Let's laugh my NYC goys. Despite all of the protests, despite his own constituents saying no...

New mayor, same as the old mayor.

Eric Adams defying BLM by creating new undercover police units and mandating vaccines?

 

[X Prime]

A Democrat is acting like a Democrat? How shocking.

 

[MrJokerRager]

The unspoken thing, the reason why all of us recognize this as a glowy op, isn't the non-deathfats mixed in with them.

It's the organization. The left organizes. They practice organizing, they right books on organizing, they train each other on organizing. Meanwhile lefty moles have trained the right that organizing is commie shit that righties NEVER do, because all righties are temporarily inconvenienced Tucker Carlsons or Trumps. And thus the left gets the force multiplier, and the right gets to be scattered and easily isolated, unpersoned, and ignored.

The left could easily get everyone a uniform complete with hat, windbreaker, and riot shields. They've done it constantly the past few years, even as ostensibly they're "not an organization" flashmob style bullshit with Antifa. We literally saw UHauls filled with that shit and ops being done in public parks (with police protection) of people creating the shields.

The right could NEVER do that. EVER. EVER EVER EVER. You couldn't even get a group of 10+ righties to wear the same color shirt.

Jesus, were all those fat pig boomercon infidels dressed up with confederate flag shirts and the big pot belly screaming "niggers" were that bad at organizing, that it has traumatized a lot of young conservatives to try to organize.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Daily RINO update:

Dan Crenshaw, that tough son of a gun I tell you what, is now saying the Freedom Caucus are grifters and they didn't vote with Trump as much as someone like Kinzinger did. We're back to voting record on meaningless things compared to what matters, like how Kinzinger has gone full cuck since Trump. He's so cool, frens, look how he wears jeans and a t-shirt to an event.

Dan is so looking to pwn all those h8rs that he even made a pissy little video defending voting for the vaccine database.

How do I know Crenshaw's wrong? If this did what he said it did, democrats wouldn't have voted for it. It's that simple, the Vaxx is their religion now.

 

[Oats12345]

Someone signed me up for the democrat party text alert service and it's fucking hilarious




Eric Adams defying BLM by creating new undercover police units and mandating vaccines?

Shit that's funny. I get Trump and Republican Party texts. They don't come off as desperate as that. In fact their more positive and confident honselty.

 

[Some Badger]

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Almost missed this one. Let's laugh my NYC goys. Despite all of the protests, despite his own constituents saying no...

New mayor, same as the old mayor.

Better my optimism wither away now than after New Year's, I guess... Time to start faking some documents in minecraft.

 

[Gar For Archer]

Someone signed me up for the democrat party text alert service and it's fucking hilarious




Eric Adams defying BLM by creating new undercover police units and mandating vaccines?

Attention all Fortnite gamers, Nancy Pelosi is in great danger and she needs your help to wipe out all the Republicans on Capitol Hill. To do that, she needs campaign funds and a few barrels of pork. To help her, all she needs is your credit card number, the three numbers on the back and the expiration month and date!

 

[Oats12345]

Daily RINO update:

Dan Crenshaw, that tough son of a gun I tell you what, is now saying the Freedom Caucus are grifters and they didn't vote with Trump as much as someone like Kinzinger did. We're back to voting record on meaningless things compared to what matters, like how Kinzinger has gone full cuck since Trump. He's so cool, frens, look how he wears jeans and a t-shirt to an event.

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Dan is so looking to pwn all those h8rs that he even made a pissy little video defending voting for the vaccine database.

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How do I know Crenshaw's wrong? If this did what he said it did, democrats wouldn't have voted for it. It's that simple, the Vaxx is their religion now.

Is anyone primaring Crenshaw?

 

[JohnDoe]

Is anyone primaring Crenshaw?

If not now, then soon. As he deserves.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

Attention all Fortnite gamers, Nancy Pelosi is in great danger and she needs your help to wipe out all the Republicans on Capitol Hill. To do that, she needs campaign funds and a few barrels of pork. To help her, all she needs is your credit card number, the three numbers on the back and the expiration month and date!

If Nancy Pelosi actually aired an ad in the style of fortnite, with like, badly green screened reps from her side dropping out of the battle bus, I would have to at least give it a thumbs up on youtube. Let's not be biased here.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Is anyone primaring Crenshaw?

I hope but I doubt it would matter. As long as he plays his " navy SEAL wounded in combat" card boomers will always vote for him.

 

[mandatorylurk]

My friend in Crenshaw's district has said the only way Crenshaw loses is if the local radio host (Michael Berry) starts putting him on blast and calls for a primary. From what he's told me he's been calling out Crenshaw for the past year on little things and stuff like being a neocon and forever wars, so maybe with him denying election fraud, trying to say Gaetz and MTG are grifters and he's the real conservative will wake up enough people. If Crenshaw does a video talking down to people about why amnesty is totally the conservative thing to do that will definitely trigger something.

You'd have to primary him with either a MAGA green beret or a gives no fucks white/hispanic grandma.