Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[AnOminous]

Sooner of later, Bonnie will have to swallow his pride and ditch Alyssa. She requires the kind of care and feeding only a truly dedicated enabler and co-dependent can deliver in the long-term.

I like how we can see these things coming from a mile away and these oblivious lunatics can't when it's right in front of their noses.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

When you play the game of troons, you win or you 41%.

I'm crossing the streams by posting about Jazz Jennings all over the Farms today, and there's no reason not to continue here.

Bonnie's relationship with Alyssa reminds me of Jazz and his family, where everyone expects him to fail at any second, and their role is preventing that from happening through "supportiveness."

Alyssa's up here tweeting shit like "Bonnie's SO PROUD of me that I was able to complete (basic adulting task)."

It seems paradoxically infantilizing or demeaning. Like saying to an adult friend or relative that you're proud of anything short of a major accomplishment like hiking the PCT or getting signed to play Major League baseball seems like an admission that your expectations were low and you were thinking they were going to fail. And the fact that it's coming from someone who seems to expect Alyssa to do all the work makes it seem very malignant.

"I didn't think you were going to pull it together to serve me breakfast in bed, but you have risen to the occasion, my little pet. Perhaps after you clear away these dishes, you can restore my faith in humanity by sucking my dick."

I think part of the malignancy is in making the other person's actions all about your emotions.

"When you lose weight, I am proud of you. When you gain weight, I am disappointed in you. My day is going to be oriented around giving you occasions to make me proud... or disappointed. YOUR OWN BODY IS NOT ABOUT YOU, IT IS ABOUT ME, AND YOU NEED TO RESPECT THAT AND BEHAVE ACCORDINGLY. Aren't you lucky you have such a supportive family?"

Bonnie can die in a 240kv power line arc flash.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

"I didn't think you were going to pull it together to serve me breakfast in bed, but you have risen to the occasion, my little pet. Perhaps after you clear away these dishes, you can restore my faith in humanity by sucking my dick."

Haha, that's Bonnie to a tee. I hate him too, but am secretly hoping, after his "success" with Alyssa, he'll embrace his new identity as a stud and a pimp. It would be hilarious if his encounter with an actual woman turns him into a true believer and he keeps trying to introduce uterus-havers into the fragile tranch ecosystem. The boys back in Westcliffe would be overjoyed, I'm sure.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Here's the thing: does Bonnie realize he's going to have an incredibly hard time finding another woman to fuck him in this state without moving to Denver or out of state?

Alyssa is a fluke. There is not much market out there for a "feminine" man who leaves his husband, believes in woo and witchcraft, likes guns & magic the gathering, and is chronically unemployed. Alyssa found him through the tranch and while that's a boon for him, he doesn't have the tranch anymore unless he landlords it or deals with Sky. Every woman he gets from here on will have to be him purposefully grooming damaged and unfortunate women, which is possible, it just takes work and effort on his part, something he is allergic to. I could see him keeping Alyssa as a slave for as long as possible while manipulating someone else online then ditching Alyssa once he had a new place to shack up and leech from (they're poly so it is ok).

Going back to the tranch is admitting you're wrong and accepting defeat. I don't know what weighs out more in his mind but he needs to decide on it or pull a full drama move to get his land back from the evil landlords. I see him as a bit too prideful to come groveling back, but I've been wrong before.

My question is what would happen if Bonobo was in charge: what the fuck is his end goal? Does he want it like Kevin wants toys because owning things is an accomplishment then he sits and does nothing, or does he want to militarize the troops more, or does he want people to fully dunk their head in his koolaid with his and Alyssa's spiritual beliefs? Whatever it is, it isn't turning a profit and it would involve him sitting on his ass and getting high all day in between sex breaks.

 

[Oxyjen]

I do wonder how those two ended up “dating” in the first place. Was it Kindness’s plan to catch herself a Trancher, any trancher, because the place ticked all her socio-political boxes and she bought into the fiction of a utopian haven for degenerates?

She showed an interest in Kevin initially, before quickly realising that was a dead end; she could get a seat at the top table if she played her cards right.

Well, she got the Troon but not the Tranch. A complete fuckup is what’s occurred, and now she’s stuck in what looks a lot like an abusive relationship supporting a narcissistic failure of a man - broke and worse off than when she started.

 

[DemonicMustache]

I still think Bonnie will end up moving her into the Tranch. I can't imagine it going any other way since he owns a third of the interest. I mean he will eventually kick Kindness out, but not until he wins. Winning = Moving Kindness into the Tranch.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

This Penny vs. Bonnie power struggle is really entertaining. It's my favorite Tranch saga and I hope it keeps going on for a little while.

 

[XsigmaZ]

Well most doesnt share that much to begin with. And ofc its gonna affect income when grifting is such big part of it.

Kind of sad thought. but you never now how long until she forget and post like a maniac again

EDIT: sorry new to posting images and stuff.

 

[lamp shade]

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Well most doesnt share that much to begin with. And ofc its gonna affect income when grifting is such big part of it.

Kind of sad thought. but you never now how long until she forget and post like a maniac again

EDIT: sorry new to posting images and stuff.

What “real world consequences?” Did the mushroom folks find out about her vacation/raid in their home and are pursuing it? That would explain both she and Paul going silent.

Typical that she would blame “stalking and doxing” instead of her own goddamn actions.

 

[AssignedEva]

What “real world consequences?” Did the mushroom folks find out about her vacation/raid in their home and are pursuing it? That would explain both she and Paul going silent.

Typical that she would blame “stalking and doxing” instead of her own goddamn actions.

Well, more specifically, Bonnie getting all fucked up and scrawling out a note confessing to everything, along with a weird drawing of one of the vinyls he probably scratched to hell

 

[Oxyjen]

I doubt the mushroom folks have any comeback, it’s their own fault for inviting in someone looking like a methed out hooker.

This may be future clients sensibly doing a minimum of background checking and finding the thread. Or perhaps even the unemployment people have learned how to Google.

But I suspect the main reason is that her Twitter posting had confirmed to the tranchers what they’d be letting themselves in for if she was allowed to move in, and was cited as reason not to. Hence the “lost” phone and this new policy.
I bet Bonnie blames her for the current situation.

Wiping her Twitter clean now can’t fix any of that, but at least she’s learned not to post butthole, face, and evidence of deranged / illegal activities all in the same place. You doxed yourself, Alyssa!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"Real-world details" like how you're a robot baby?

I just had the hilarious thought that if Bonnie wants to kick everyone else off of his property, that's going to involve the cops.

After torching every friend they've made in town, spewing ACAB nonsense, and publicly posting about drawing a bead on random people driving by along the public road, I'm sure the local sheriff is going to be in a real big hurry to get over there and manhandle an unknown number of armed troons off the property.

And you know there's no formal rental contract drawn up so Bonnie trying to prove that he's the property owner and the other tranchers are squatting is itself going to be a clown show.

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I feel like just calling the cops on the tranchers would cast Bonnie into the outer darkness of what remains of his social circle. Bonnie trying to get his land back is going to be like squeezing blood from a stone.

Tranch Waco would be pretty great though. What's Janet Reno up to these days?

 

[Subtlety]

Kindness being unable to stop pretending to be an epileptic bird long enough to establish herself as a Trancher is the kind of shortsightedness that shows she's a true believer and that's so funny to me. It's one of my favorite lolcow phenomena. You'd think as a breathing human being she'd be able to calculate that if she played her cards right, with the very advantageous position that she would be having to jockey against the likes of Gibes, she would be part-owner of the Tranch in no time. Literally, all it would take is to not fake having a seizure or being an Espanol el Birdo (sic) for a month or two. Schmooze with people, maybe suck someone's dick, she could have the Tranch dancing to her tune in no time. Being a sex weirdo has its advantages here, you could legitimately be in a poly relationship with Sky and Paul without effecting the dynamics much. You just need to stop acting like a spastic.

I kinda get the sense that Paul wants to enable her behavior more than her just being batshit crazy. He finally found someone he could manipulate (clearly not that difficult) that wasn't just a sad gay man. The problem is he's playing with a BPD atom bomb, and he too lacks the foresight to walk around that.

The writers of this season really pulled a 180 in quality, the Tranch has never been more engaging.

 

[Smoke Manmuscle]

Bonnie can die in a 240kv power line arc flash.

We have 500kv lines now and Pauls fat ass would need that much to actually get cooked.

 

[MetalParakeet]

She hasn't mentioned a "siezure" in a bit. I think she momentarily forgot

 

[LankletBob]

She hasn't mentioned a "siezure" in a bit. I think she momentarily forgot

Add Alzheimer's to her munch list

 

[Open Window Maniac]

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Well most doesnt share that much to begin with. And ofc its gonna affect income when grifting is such big part of it.

Kind of sad thought. but you never now how long until she forget and post like a maniac again

EDIT: sorry new to posting images and stuff.

I give it 3 days before she feels safe to go back to her usual fare of "post every graphic detail of my life and body online" posting. Also, is it okay if I get upset she spelt doxing with two x's?

 

[kaien]

I just had the hilarious thought that if Bonnie wants to kick everyone else off of his property, that's going to involve the cops.

I was thinking along the same lines about the question of what power, practically speaking, Bonnie really wields as the "owner" of the property. Like you say, depending on what on-paper arrangements exist with the other tranchers he can call the law and kick them off. Unlikely for about fifteen reasons. And then there's not a hell of a lot else he has in terms of leverage until you get to the nuclear option where he tries to divorce Sky and sell the property.

And then what? Congratulations, you have a piece of land that's been annihilated by the animals and a rickety house that's been annihilated by the troons. A literal pile of shit, as we've seen recently. Who buys that for any amount of money, let alone enough to cover what they owe on the mortgage?

Penny may be a sick fuck alien weirdo, but it seems like he's smart enough to understand when that it comes to playing chicken over this, Bonnie is the one that has to swerve.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

I was thinking along the same lines about the question of what power, practically speaking, Bonnie really wields as the "owner" of the property. Like you say, depending on what on-paper arrangements exist with the other tranchers he can call the law and kick them off. Unlikely for about fifteen reasons. And then there's not a hell of a lot else he has in terms of leverage until you get to the nuclear option where he tries to divorce Sky and sell the property.

And then what? Congratulations, you have a piece of land that's been annihilated by the animals and a rickety house that's been annihilated by the troons. A literal pile of shit, as we've seen recently. Who buys that for any amount of money, let alone enough to cover what they owe on the mortgage?

Penny may be a sick fuck alien weirdo, but it seems like he's smart enough to understand when that it comes to playing chicken over this, Bonnie is the one that has to swerve.

Any equity that could’ve been accrued since purchasing the Tranch has been decimated, since they decimated the land. Despite real estate prices haven risen nationwide , the Tranch’s value has unquestionably decreased, meaning it’s most likely underwater.
If you factor in that the grift could be drying up, we may just see a foreclosure storyline in the future.
But what then..... Will they refuse to leave? Resort to living in their cars?
So many possibilities!

 

[Lucanamarcan Baby Soup]

Any equity that could’ve been accrued since purchasing the Tranch has been decimated, since they decimated the land. Despite real estate prices haven risen nationwide , the Tranch’s value has unquestionably decreased, meaning it’s most likely underwater.
If you factor in that the grift could be drying up, we may just see a foreclosure storyline in the future.
But what then..... Will they refuse to leave? Resort to living in their cars?
So many possibilities!

Foreclosure saga may be the most reliable route to Tranny Waco. Sheriff's try to get them to leave the property, they hole up with their guns. I'll keep my fingers crossed