US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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another no to china

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what could go wrong.:punished:
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GuntPunt said:
While I think this is a horrible strategy for those defamation lawsuits, it is funny.
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I think that might be an even larger victory. Kyle has not gotten laughs at the expense of people who hate him, people who can not handle being made fun of in any way shape or form. The Seething he caused is priceless.
 
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Constellationzero said:
Remember that public schools everywhere require parental permission to:

* Dispense a fucking asprin
* Dispense a fucking epi pen
* Attend field trips
* Access Ronald McDonald House mobile

And a whole other host of things. HONKITY HONK HONK
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This will probably end up with a parent shooting someone from the school. Why can't they just leave the kids alone for fucks sake.
 
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chiobu said:
Veep is paranoid now?

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Oxous said:
Congress removed sanctions against Nord Stream 2, Russia’s sovereign debt, and 35 Russians from the NDAA bill IMMEDIATELY after that call. Sounds like Biden got his ass kicked by Putin.

Not paranoia at all. Avoiding Bluetooth when you’re the Vice President is a perfectly reasonable security measure.
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HumanHive said:
I was about to say something similar, but then I reread and it was clear she’s been paranoid about it since she was AG.
Maybe there was a court case where the police tapped an airpod and got audio that way?
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Honestly, she'll get nothing but praise from me on this. Hell, we aren't allowed to use Bluetooth pairing in my office, and we handle -way- less important things than the VP, though probably on par with an AG.

Its insecure, and anyone who takes information security seriously should never use it.
 
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