Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I guess she can always look at where drag queens shop if she wants to get shoes for her man size feet. She’d probably have better luck at a place like that than at a standard women’s shoe store.

Drag queen shoes are usually ridiculous on purpose because they're... made for drag queens. And anna isn't going to be able to walk in 8 inch heels anyway, though god I would kill to watch that

 

[NoReturn]

It's pretend time with Anna today...
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The company is a "luxury" brand by colgate:
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And there stats just tell me that GEN-Z is a bunch of whiny babies:
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Luxury... toothpaste.
Ok then.
If she really wanted to take care of her teeth she'd eat less sugar, but that ain't gonna happen, so like everything else in her life she's just going to treat the symptoms and not the root issue.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Did she cosplay as Grimace?

 

[chickenbutt]

What if my "true, authentic self" is a cyberbully, Anna?? Do I not get to live my best life? How very intolerant of you.

I also love how these corporate-speak dipshits seem to think fucking bullying, of all behaviors, is something new to the human species. The ancient Roman equivalent was drawing life size graffiti of your enemies fucking their moms on the side of a building, you bunch of pussies. Not all of us want to live in a world that's essentially being trapped in a 24/7 group therapy session, with the adult version of the kind of kids who stuck erasers up their nose in school and went crying to teacher any time you looked at them sideways for being a fucking retard.

 

[OttoWest]

There is just something so aggressively plain about Anna, especially when she attempts to model. She’s not dog’s dinner repulsive in the face the way Virgie is, but damned if she doesn’t have a knack for highlighting her absolute worst features every time. The fact that she thinks this is high fashion or even attractive is both her comedy and tragedy. Does she practice this shit in the mirror?

 

[Cripple]

It's pretend time with Anna today...
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The company is a "luxury" brand by colgate:
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And there stats just tell me that GEN-Z is a bunch of whiny babies:
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Is cyberbullying close to her heart like domestic abuse is?

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

There is just something so aggressively plain about Anna, especially when she attempts to model. She’s not dog’s dinner repulsive in the face the way Virgie is, but damned if she doesn’t have a knack for highlighting her absolute worst features every time. The fact that she thinks this is high fashion or even attractive is both her comedy and tragedy. Does she practice this shit in the mirror?

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Anna is like a composite of every basic white woman stereotype formed into a 600-lb cringe-golem, brought to life via braying and Disney soundtracks.

Is cyberbullying close to her heart like domestic abuse is?

The only thing close to her heart is a sea of visceral fat.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Is cyberbullying close to her heart like domestic abuse is?

Considering this is one of the few times shes EVER admited its a paid sponsorship post it definitely must be!

Won't admin shes paid to advertise clothing...will admit shes paid to say she was cyberbullied its insane.

And shes back to posting stupid shit:

 

[8008135]

Those fat-flap moobs are just ... tragic.

 

[HamFan]

Anyone else catch Anna calling herself Gen Z?

We all knew she likes to pretend she's a zoomer, but it still always kills me when she actually, casually, tries to pass as someone in her 20s. "We expect it. We teach each other how to cope with it." Shut up, you late-thirties tub of lard!

What kills me more is reputable companies employing her for shit like this. I remember last year when Dove had her do a body-image campaign aimed at teenagers, where she basically pretended to be one.

Anyway, she was doxxxed you guise Which is not simply posting public information that you left crumbs to easily find; it's when "people are encouraged to take negative actions toward you!" That totally happened!

You know this bitch gets dragged everyday for being a 600 lb doofus that dresses like a skank. Why not tell something closer to the truth? "I get boolied for my freakshow body and shitty content"? Because no one would have sympathy for that?

 

[NoReturn]

What if my "true, authentic self" is a cyberbully, Anna?? Do I not get to live my best life? How very intolerant of you.

I also love how these corporate-speak dipshits seem to think fucking bullying, of all behaviors, is something new to the human species. The ancient Roman equivalent was drawing life size graffiti of your enemies fucking their moms on the side of a building, you bunch of pussies. Not all of us want to live in a world that's essentially being trapped in a 24/7 group therapy session, with the adult version of the kind of kids who stuck erasers up their nose in school and went crying to teacher any time you looked at them sideways for being a fucking retard.

Bullying is a proud tradition with a rich history.

Spoiler: Me being dumb

Zaptotheextreme Kiwis to the Anna of Brian!​

O Anna, Lardass and Chantal's devil's kith and kin, servant to Gluttony himself. What the devil kind of influencer are thou, that can suffocate a hog with your naked arse? Willy Wonka shits, and you eat. Thou shalt not, thou daughter of a whore, make subjects of anons. We have no fear of your Zoomer army; by land and by sea we will fuck with thee.​

 

[theriddler3]

It's pretend time with Anna today...
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The company is a "luxury" brand by colgate:
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And there stats just tell me that GEN-Z is a bunch of whiny babies:
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Wow, luxury fucking toothpaste.
I know someone has said this somehwere on the Farms, but, DAMN, does Gen Z have a propensity to sell out for large corporations. Anna is certainly old enough to remember what a "sellout" is and how not-cool that is for anyone who grew up around her, but I suppose she doesn't talk to anyone her age, so that probably helps cushion the blow. Also, what does toothpaste, much less luxury toothpaste, have to do with cyber bullying? Total non sequitur, no matter how hard they try to make it work.

 

[Cripple]

Considering this is one of the few times shes EVER admited its a paid sponsorship post it definitely must be!

Won't admin shes paid to advertise clothing...will admit shes paid to say she was cyberbullied its insane.

And shes back to posting stupid shit:
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She must think she looks good in that top.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Nigger faggot 2022]

Since we’re talking about Anna’s shoes again, I’ve been wanting to bring this up: Anna doesn’t have any cowboy boots. Now, I know not every Texan has or wears cowboy boots, but pretty much every consoomer with an Instagram account who moves to Austin feels compelled to buy a pair. Anna has not been able to wear real boots since before she moved to Austin. I’ve seen her in one other pair of ankle boots, and if I could remember when the pic was from I’d look for it, because I’m pretty sure she was wearing a “real” boot brand, just one of their ankle booties, which says to me that she went out to buy boots and realized she simply couldn’t.

i mean yes, she could order a pair of custom boots meant to fit her, but like pants, we know she won’t.

ETA those little black booties are probably not real leather, and they are split on the sides which means more room for her overflow foot fat, and also she won’t need to put as much effort into putting them on or taking them off (although there are devices for assisting with both).

eta 2 to avoid thread clutter, responding to @calcipher
I know a lot of women with big feet, and cowboy boots are a great solution for them becuase they’re a unisex shoe, more or less, and it’s not uncommon for mens sizes to be pretty flamboyant and suitable for a stylish woman. But of course, Anna is not stylish and can’t wear boots anyway.

Maybe she can buy a pair in every style from Rabbie Davis and solve both of their problems.

 

[thejackal]

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[T.J. O'Pootertoot]

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This eye makeup "look" is cracking me up. She looks like she's hemorrhaging from her tear ducts. Ombre eye -- LOLOL

Those expressions, too -- that dumb duck pout thing only works when you have full lips. Her greasy, sad little Swiss Miss struggle braids are the icing on the cake. Everything about this is embarrassing and childish.

 

[gampboonerisms]

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I'm absolutely sure Anna would object be being called out for not acting her age. And then she does this. That's deliberate child-looking clothes. Multicoloured butterfly, pastel skirt, and light pink shoes? How much more 8 year old can you get. Her makeup is totally offputting with this outfit too.

 

[No Thank You]

I'm absolutely sure Anna would object be being called out for not acting her age. And then she does this. That's deliberate child-looking clothes. Multicoloured butterfly, pastel skirt, and light pink shoes? How much more 8 year old can you get. Her makeup is totally offputting with this outfit too.

Something about this video felt really wrong to me. Calling out her goddaughter was so unnecessary, especially given how little she interacts with any kinds of friends or family who aren’t along for the social media ride (ie emely and the girl with the short-spined dog body).

I didn’t own my first pair until I lost 120 pounds for that very reason and I am a Texas native. A good pair is expensive and will last you a long time, but there is no stretch in leather. I’m actually kind of glad she doesn’t have any. She would do something hideous with them.

Bless your heart.

 

[Uncanny Valley]

She's reposting shit again:
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Tub O' Lard's face at the mention of snacks...