Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Has Bob ever explained why he censors his swearwords?

Bob's stance is what Posi said. He claims it's funny like when you hear naughty words bleeped on television which is pants on head stupid. I fully believe he does it to make his tweets safer from flagging. Twitter has a pop up message when you say swear words when you tweet at someone that asks "are you really, really sure you wanna say mean things?" and you have the choice to edit, delete, or send. I think that's why his go to insult is "you're not a person". It's so dumb and childish that the AI doesn't know what to make of it even if it is flagged. The only thing of "value" Bob has is his checkmark and what a day that will be when he loses that.

 

[Mola Ram]

@UserAccess sayeth:

Are there any psychology Kiwis in here that want to take a stab at this? What's wrong with the boy? Any family member that caught you talking like this that didn't get you into professional help doesn't really like you or lets you stay this way because they think it's amusing.

I am not in any wise qualified to speak to psychology, and that's a fool's errand anyway when you're talking about someone you've never met. (Not for the first time, I have to remind myself that even if he does spend 23 hours a day there, his Twitter persona is only a fraction of the Whole Bob). But many moons ago I and others pointed out that Bob hits a startling number of points on the Narcissistic Personality Disorder list:

Signs and symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder and the severity of symptoms vary. People with the disorder can:

• Have an exaggerated sense of self-importance
• Have a sense of entitlement and require constant, excessive admiration
• Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
• Exaggerate achievements and talents
• Be preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
• Believe they are superior and can only associate with equally special people
• Monopolize conversations and belittle or look down on people they perceive as inferior
• Expect special favors and unquestioning compliance with their expectations
• Take advantage of others to get what they want
• Have an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
• Be envious of others and believe others envy them
• Behave in an arrogant or haughty manner, coming across as conceited, boastful and pretentious
• Insist on having the best of everything — for instance, the best car or office

At the same time, people with narcissistic personality disorder have trouble handling anything they perceive as criticism, and they can:

• Become impatient or angry when they don't receive special treatment
• Have significant interpersonal problems and easily feel slighted
• React with rage or contempt and try to belittle the other person to make themselves appear superior
• Have difficulty regulating emotions and behavior
• Experience major problems dealing with stress and adapting to change
• Feel depressed and moody because they fall short of perfection
• Have secret feelings of insecurity, shame, vulnerability and humiliation

Kiwis with actual educations in psychology can probably find all kinds of other symptoms of other disorders. Bob is a rich stew of dysfunction.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Natural selection is all about breeding, something that mayo ghoul rurals actually do, unlike Bob.

 

[Mola Ram]

Natural selection is all about breeding, something that mayo ghoul rurals actually do, unlike Bob.

For all his talk about "those rightfully left behind," Bob himself is a literal evolutionary dead end. Maybe he'll turn that around before he drops dead, but given his social calendar I rather doubt it.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

If you think the Jan 6 protesters deserve fair trial, you are a Nazi:
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Right now a foreign-born person who moved to Germany, got into politics, and now has a position of power over a substantial part of Europe appears to be using a public health crisis to force the beleaguered populace to give up fundamental rights.

I just want to point out that you might well get called a Nazi if you disagree with this person.

At least he's admitting here that his mindset is one of genocide I guess. Not sure why he thinks all mindsets are genocidal though.

A liar assumes others are lying to him. An unfaithful spouse assumes their partner is having an affair. A thief assumes everyone covets his property. Our understanding of others' motivations is tainted by the fact that the motivations we most intimately understand are our own.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

What's wrong with the boy?

Not a Psychologist but I am a Clown.

And in my professional Clown opinion Bob Chipman's problem is that he is Fat and Stupid.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bobby then throws his familiar hissy-fit about how unintelligent = evil. When he was told to cut it out, he makes an impromptu change of the rubric.

I really like how Bob's white knight goes "nuh uh! That's not what Bob said at all IDIOT!" and the proceeds to add in extra stuff that Bob never once mentioned just to try to distract us from the fact that Kevin is right about what Bob is saying.

SONIC NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

In the event that no one remembers, because why would you, the movie that Bob is talking about is the 2018 movie Rampage staring The Dewayne The Rock The Johnson. It's "based" off the old arcade game of the same name where three playable giant monsters punch buildings and eat people. Bob likes old arcade games which is why he was both sad he couldn't consoom that handheld from yesterday and he at least says this movie is good.

1. Literally who?
2. This person doesn't look black at all. What gives her the authority to depict the lived experience of black people?

Zendaya, full name Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman, is the half black woman who plays the reskin of Mary Jane Watson in the MCU Spiderman movies, you know, the version of MJ that's an annoying and sassy and empowered bitch that no one should find desirable save for cucks like this new Peter Parker and neck beard cucks like Bob who need someone to rule over their lives?

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Not a Psychologist but I am a Clown.

And in my professional Clown opinion Bob Chipman's problem is that he is Fat and Stupid.

I am not a clown but I have received several PhDs in the Binding of Isaac. My diagnosis is that Bob is a prick.

And a cunt.

He's sort of a genital superposition.

 

[Cactuar King]

@Ken Jennings is a psychiatrist or psychologist, right?

 

[Red Hood]

If you think the Jan 6 protesters deserve fair trial, you are a Nazi:
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The "Peace doesn't want me" spiel is still worth a laugh days after. People are still trying to figure out whom he was cosplaying:
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Romance continues to blossom between Bobby and Pete:
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Let's hear the response from Bobby and his merry queers:
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We'll not see another like George Perez because he was a talented and dedicated figure artist who took his time to get great at what he did. He worked hard to become that great.

And these are the same people that will praise him out of one side of their mouth while also calling his Starfire and Wonder Girl costumes sexist because they show too much skin.

 

[JayHarrison]

Truth doesn't matter to Bobby:
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It's difficult to determine whose defense Moviebob has blindly leapt toward in the past six years. Führer Hillary? Fauxcahontas? Alexandria Occasional Cortex? (_insert_random_Democrat_)?

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Peter Coffin. Contrast the reaction of Bobby and Kevin Laprise when it's time to take the L:
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You know how, when Bob shares something (stupid) that he approves of with "[downward pointing hand] [thumbs up]"? Someone should have shared Moviebob's "Coward" tweet with "[hand ponting downward at Moviebob's avatar] = Asshole". Not surprisingly, Moviebob would rather have people controlled by the government (more likely, controlled by himself) than ever have anyone he disagrees with be free to make their own choices.

And while I do agree with the original poster of this image (digital content creator Arielle Scarcella), a more fitting analogy would read "Republicans : Democrats :: Apathy : Evil".

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Bobby then throws his familiar hissy-fit about how unintelligent = evil. When he was told to cut it out, he makes an impromptu change of the rubric.
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So, by proclaiming that "lacking moral intelligence" means "lacking the full scope of intelligence", is Moviebob openly confessing that he doesn't have any grasp of intelligence?

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Moviebob, misanthrope: "I'm not a great admirer of our shitty species..."

Bob, given your perpetual dehumanization of people, there's no fucking way you should ever qualify for human status!

Moviebob, Hillary Clinton pantsuit impregantor: "...White Trash Nation failed the easiest moral test it was going to get in 2016..."

No, Bob. They passed it. Donald Trump may not be a moral man, but your beloved Führer Hillary was straight-up evil, you morally-bankrupt fucktard!

Moviebob, omega-male wannabe: "Natual Selection™ can have them"

They're better examples of natural selection than you are, you lazy loser! AND they've already surpassed your ranking in this game we call "survival of the fittest".

Dumbfuck, Assholechusetts Mayor Moviebob: "Don't like it? Too bad, I'm right. Wanna prove me wrong? Get yourself some kevlar and a rabies shot and go teach Adult Ed in Sisterbang County, Trumpsylvania."

Hey, Bob:

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Bobby throws another hissy fit when Georgia successfully blocked the vaccine mandate from a demented old man.
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Just as gays are spreading HIV in California I presume?

Much like Moviebob blindly worships the (long-obsolete) Democratic party as his god. (Refer to the colsing monologue from Twlight Zone episode "The Obsolete Man", which accurately predicted Moviebob's belief system.)

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Moviebob so desperately wants to turn 21st century American into a literal 1940 Nazi Germany.

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Woke Energy. Archive of New Republic article
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Allow be to describe Critical Moviebob Theory: Moviebob is a sentient pile of whale shit masquerading as a human being. And with that, my TED talk concludes."

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Two things: Moviebob supports the dismantling of this Civil War statue because doing so attemps to erase the Democrats' slavery-supporting past. And I support the dismantling of this statue because... well... his head looks like it's been twisted around and looks creepy as all getout.

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The Left don't just see people as sheep; they see them as deformed sheep.
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Reminds me of this:

Teacher: "What do cows say?"

Kindergaten students: "Moo!"

Teacher: "What do horses say?"

Kindergaten students: "Neight!"

Teacher: "What do sheep say?"

Kindergaten students: "Vote blue no matter who!"

Teacher: "What do pigs say?"

Kindergaten students: "I'll nevaa forgive the troglodytes who stole the fyuuchaa I EARNED..."

(I sincerely apologize for comparing Moviebob to a pig... and I ask that America's pig farmers forgive me for dragging their livestock down to Moviebob's level.)

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Bobby imagines the Donkey Kong Guy is on his side:
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News flash: Moviebob isn't one of the good guys. I'd argue he's not morally good enough to be one of the bad guys.

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Brian "Arkle" Webber never learned to drive:
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Those "things" that keep calling you out on your eugenics "joke" are smarter than you'll ever be, Bobbo.

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G. I. Joe says check your privilege:
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I don't understand. A comic-book author was able to put his wartime experience behind him and not let it interfere with his professional work, and it's supposed to be a bad, "privileged" thing?

Sung to the 1980s G.I. Joe cartoon theme:
Moviebob...
A true Hitlerian zero.

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If you think the Jan 6 protesters deserve fair trial, you are a Nazi:
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Shut up, HitlerBob.

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The "Peace doesn't want me" spiel is still worth a laugh days after. People are still trying to figure out whom he was cosplaying:
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It's not "Moviebob doesn't want peace" because "peace doesn't want Moviebob".

It's "peace doesn't want Moviebob" because "Moviebob says, 'fuck peace!'"

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Romance continues to blossom between Bobby and Pete:
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Peter Coffin in factually correct. Moviebob's world view much more closely mirrors fascism than Donald Trump ever has, it's more fascistic than the Republican Party ever has... fuck, I'll even go so far as say Moviebob's politics are even more fascistic than the Democratic Party has always been.

Let's hear the response from Bobby and his merry queers:

Since he's incapable of producing a cogent counter-argument on Twitter, I've cut the screenshot and replaced it with this more honest statement from Moviebob (involuntary vomit warning!):

Sorry to do include the Moviebob going "duh..." video clip, but it's the only remotely honest thing he could say in this situation.

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The reason Robert is described as genocidal is [...] because he holds a specific mindset. That certain people are NOT people, that they are not "created equal" and have no human rights. And even more than that he wants them eliminated. [...] He says this at least once a week, if not more often! He doesn't merely advocate that anti-vaxxers die of their own choices [...] that those who live in states that voted for Donald Trump in 2016 should be collectively wiped out by force.

[Moviebob is] said to have the "mindset of genocide" because this is the only firm ideological position [Bob] holds. He will change almost any other position to suit the moment and Democratic Twitter line. But he's been quite consistent over the years that he wants millions upon millions of Americans to be murdered simply for living in certain states.

E-X-ACTLY!

 

[JayHarrison]

Moviebob displaying his complete lack of self-awareness... again (reference post):

Peter Coffin, essayist:
"I'm tired of this. If you follow [Moviebob's] line of thought to its conclusion, it's the mindset of genocide

[Moviebob] attacks me all day for "endangering people's lives" and "aligning with fascists"

This ideology is so much closer to that than my abundance-for-all communist ass. fuck him."

"I don't feel like a misanthrope" is quite the crock. Consider this post that Bob made four hours ealier (original image removed; replaced with same image that blacks out a non-Blue Check Twitter user name):

Bob still refuses to forgive those troglodyes for stealing the fyuuchaa he EARNED by acitvely impregnating political boots worn by ardent Democrats.

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Moviebob isn't merely a technofascist; he's a "benevolent" technofascist:

Because if technology doesn't directly improve Moviebob's quality of life, then it shouldn't be allowed to improve the lives of anyone else.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Trailer for this is coming soon.

I eagerly await the salt from Bobby.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Bob, if they were qualified for "society-bettering" jobs that are going unfilled they'd already be doing them; those jobs tend to pay better than barista.

Leave it to Bob to assume someone with LESS debt will have MORE incentive to work....

 

[Red Hood]

Anyone wanna start a Conga line?

Mov-ie Bob's a Fasc-IST! Mov-ie Bob's a Fasc-IST!

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Trailer for this is coming soon.

I eagerly await the salt from Bobby.

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With how he had a meltdown over the first movie, this combined with Batman and the Mario movie next year will make Bob fill up an entire salt mine.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

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Bob *almost* names the Jew.

 

[TigerGoblin]

To this day, the best video game adaptation to film is the Mortal Kombat movie from 1995 and I will die on that hill.
That being said

In the event that no one remembers, because why would you, the movie that Bob is talking about is the 2018 movie Rampage staring The Dewayne The Rock The Johnson. It's "based" off the old arcade game of the same name where three playable giant monsters punch buildings and eat people. Bob likes old arcade games which is why he was both sad he couldn't consoom that handheld from yesterday and he at least says this movie is good.

I didnt even remember that shit existed. Is this the high bar the movie critic thinker holds us to? No wonder he thinks that "Eternals" has "deep philosophy", or as he put in one of the more recent tweets "the first movie in Marvel lineup for adults" LOL

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Bob, if they were qualified for "society-bettering" jobs that are going unfilled they'd already be doing them; those jobs tend to pay better than barista.

Leave it to Bob to assume someone with LESS debt will have MORE incentive to work....

No, you see, if it wasn’t for that dang student debt all those kids with STEM majors could afford to build their own basement laboratories where they could invent immortality in their free time. This is how science works in Bob’s mind, independent geniuses conducting their own research for no reason other than helping humanity. He believes this because that’s how scientists are portrayed in cartoons and capeshit.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob being part of the crowd that literally fetishizes "black (and brown) bodies" isn't surprising, because he also fetishizes white "bodies" (as in, dehumanizational fetishization). Bob would gladly speak of "white bodies" in the context of dehumanization and extermination, not as a rallying point over discrimination.

The Persons of the Colors that use these terms, I suspect, are using them for "shock value". Like, they're deliberately using dehumanizing language ABOUT THEMSELVES (and their forbears) to try to make a point. But this is the kind of "point" that's likely to backfire. Allegedly there's plenty of racist white people whose hearts will not be moved by hearing about "black and brown bodies" being abused or forced to build the huWhite House or whatever, because spoiler alert, they already dehumanize the bleks and the browns. It's misdirected, because it's the type of language that is designed to "preach to the converted" - to wit, only a person who thinks a Person of a Color is already A Human Person will be moved by the use of this terminology.

Oh, and it's also a naked raw sympathy-grab.