DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[IHateMyJob]

I just took a look at Phils latest videos. His channel sure is reviving with all those high viewed videos..oh wait

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I mean ffs even his gameplay streams bartely break 1k views. He should just make a podcast he gets more views, no issues with copyright strikes and what not. Wouldn't that fit this lazzy negger even more? Just sit there and talk. He wouldn't have to take up a controller anymore too. Win-Win-Win. But at the moment he is really a content shitter. This is his official title: Phil ""Content-Shitter" Burnell

It's a good day if he can break 400 viewers per stream and he's lucky to break 1k views on his YT videos (even going back months) and we are supposed to believe he's got 195k legit subs? How do you say bought subs without saying you bought subs?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

For the same reason there can be a chat member called PhilSmokesCrack but not one called PhilPlaysGacha

It's truly amazing how much Phil sucks at looking innocent. What's worse is that he does actually care if he looks guilty, he isn't based about his obvious gacha habit or lying about his income, not at all, yet he still does such a terrible job. Goes to show that even when Phil gives a shit, that motivation doesn't amount to much against his laziness and indignation at having to conceal things about himself.

I mean you don't really think Phil would hide his mobile gaming spending, especially if it truly were in the past tense, if it came with absolutely no consequences, do you? I don't. He doesn't have anything internal stopping him, so it has to be an external force compelling him to be coy even so many years ago about how much it cost him to flex in a mobile game. We know how much he hates it when people impose downsides on his vices, well I doubt he makes an exception for his biggest one. He's shit at hiding it because he's shit at feeling legit bad about it existing, and legit pissed that everyone is making him pretend it's embarrassing.

And yes, the only time Phil's pre-streams aren't the same thing as yesterday is when he has been forced into a salty rant that becomes the kind of milk people love to get from lolcows. Which he hates getting worked into, and avoids as much as physically possible, which eliminates any possibility of him every transitioning to just talking all day on camera, even if he really wanted to. He would spend every day the rest of his life grappling with his desire to never touch another damn video game AND never give up any gold for detractors to enjoy, while still making enough money per day to keep his gacha habit fat and happy.

As miserable as that balancing act is for him right now, cut out the games and it gets a thousand times worse.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

I bet he won't have Halo loaded even if he draws out the Goutcast for 2 hours. Not on his Business net.

Probably will default to Goutza or Vice Shitty.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Why does Phil love Christmas so much?

He's not religious. He's not a kid. He doesn't have kids. Hell, he doesn't even have family. He doesn't go anywhere. He doesn't exchange gifts except with his "wife". His holiday marathon isn't anything special. His holiday dinner comes in a box and was cooked in a factory.

He just wants more money for it being December. Money that he will spend on liquor and gatcha.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Why does Phil love Christmas so much?

He's not religious. He's not a kid. He doesn't have kids. Hell, he doesn't even have family. He doesn't go anywhere. He doesn't exchange gifts except with his "wife". His holiday marathon isn't anything special. His holiday dinner comes in a box and was cooked in a factory.

He just wants more money for it being December. Money that he will spend on liquor and gatcha.

Well Phil loves "rules for thee not for me", and he has spent a lifetime observing the effect that the Christmas spirit is supposed to have on people, so it makes sense for him to expect to benefit from that even as he refuses to let anyone else do so at his expense.

I mean I don't see him being all "It's Christmas, so I think I'll put my ego aside and play Code Vein and Hollow Knight finally." No, it's Christmas therefore everyone else owes him, say, not calling attention to his latest n-word slip or tracking his gacha spending or pointing out that he never does anything for anyone else this time of year so why the fuck does he deserve anything.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Why does Phil love Christmas so much?

He's not religious. He's not a kid. He doesn't have kids. Hell, he doesn't even have family. He doesn't go anywhere. He doesn't exchange gifts except with his "wife". His holiday marathon isn't anything special. His holiday dinner comes in a box and was cooked in a factory.

He just wants more money for it being December. Money that he will spend on liquor and gatcha.

The same reason he celebrates his birthday for a week. Give Phil stuff, and remind us constantly. I TOLD YOU. TO BUY. THE WOLVERINE FIGURE.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Why does Phil love Christmas so much?

He's not religious. He's not a kid. He doesn't have kids. Hell, he doesn't even have family. He doesn't go anywhere. He doesn't exchange gifts except with his "wife". His holiday marathon isn't anything special. His holiday dinner comes in a box and was cooked in a factory.

He just wants more money for it being December. Money that he will spend on liquor and gatcha.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I'm curious, when something bad happens to phil around the holidays has he ever used the "and they did it on christmas" victim "tech"?

I ask cause, this story about Totally Not Mark and the 150 toei copyright claims reminded me of a very special episode of DSP streams where he has to play the massive victim card.

Context, Mark is a Anime/Manga reviewer (I think) who built a business and "livelihood" on the back of someone elses intellectual property on youtube.

He got 150 copyright strikes from toei over a 2 week period, which as we know never happens to any reviewer especially on youtube, so sound business decision. He released a very special video and hit every spot on the DSP victim segment bingo card...and then some.

- Puffy just cried full face cam
- Not his fault
- Saw it coming, did nothing. Still not his fault
- My Family
- My Employees (Jasper?)
- Youtube bad
- I'm runined.

but then, at the point where I was like "oh please.." he adds "and they did this during christmas" as if to try and get sympathy points cause the mean ole japanese corporation who's IP I'm using doesn't have a conscious.

Has PP every gone that far for victim clout?

I'll give Phil. hi again, credit where credit is due in comparison. It kinda amazed me, someone more popular and successful than PP but actually as hard as it is to believe either dumber or more delusional.

PP knows better than to toe the line with fair use especially on youtube he sure as gout wouldn't build an entire business on the back of someone else's IP. Amazingly in comparison to Mark, PP actually had a back up scam plan for his GTA and GotG playthroughs and he knows better than to play and Atlas game.

I would argue that, just being honest, PP isn't so far gone that he would think that on of all places youtube that if he did of all types of content as media review; which is plagued by abuse of fair use; he would be never free from strikes especially from a company like toei so he puts all his snorts in one basket.

must be that business degree.

Ugh, painting PP in a positive light, I feel so dirty... but there you go Phil, my gift to you, a post not shitting on you in your sequel post dedicated to you.

I can't remember specific examples of big things that happened to him around Christmas but every year that I remember starting with Thanksgiving and ending when the New Year he keeps telling DA TROLLZ not to mess with him during that time of the year because it's the holidays. So effectively every time DA TROLLZ mess with him during this time and he bitches about it on stream he passively uses that "tech." It's kind of like an install super in fighting games, in case people don't know what that is it's the type of super that does nothing on its own but it makes the character stronger and gives them additional properties to certain moves. I haven't played SFV but from what I understand every V-Trigger works like an install super. It comes from the "Dragon Install" super that Sol has in Guilty Gear but that type of super has been around for longer.

 

[PieceofShet]

Didnt see this posted, he was very active last night.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I can't remember specific examples of big things that happened to him around Christmas but every year that I remember starting with Thanksgiving and ending when the New Year he keeps telling DA TROLLZ not to mess with him during that time of the year because it's the holidays. So effectively every time DA TROLLZ mess with him during this time and he bitches about it on stream he passively uses that "tech." It's kind of like an install super in fighting games, in case people don't know what that is it's the type of super that does nothing on its own but it makes the character stronger and gives them additional properties to certain moves. I haven't played SFV but from what I understand every V-Trigger works like an install super. It comes from the "Dragon Install" super that Sol has in Guilty Gear but that type of super has been around for longer.

One big thing was when he was like 10 or something and his family played a joke on the kids and gave them all coal in their stockings. Phil got the largest lump of coal and cried like a little bitch.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I'm curious, when something bad happens to phil around the holidays has he ever used the "and they did it on christmas" victim "tech"?

I ask cause, this story about Totally Not Mark and the 150 toei copyright claims reminded me of a very special episode of DSP streams where he has to play the massive victim card.

Context, Mark is a Anime/Manga reviewer (I think) who built a business and "livelihood" on the back of someone elses intellectual property on youtube.

He got 150 copyright strikes from toei over a 2 week period, which as we know never happens to any reviewer especially on youtube, so sound business decision. He released a very special video and hit every spot on the DSP victim segment bingo card...and then some.

- Puffy just cried full face cam
- Not his fault
- Saw it coming, did nothing. Still not his fault
- My Family
- My Employees (Jasper?)
- Youtube bad
- I'm runined.

but then, at the point where I was like "oh please.." he adds "and they did this during christmas" as if to try and get sympathy points cause the mean ole japanese corporation who's IP I'm using doesn't have a conscious.

Has PP every gone that far for victim clout?

I'll give Phil. hi again, credit where credit is due in comparison. It kinda amazed me, someone more popular and successful than PP but actually as hard as it is to believe either dumber or more delusional.

PP knows better than to toe the line with fair use especially on youtube he sure as gout wouldn't build an entire business on the back of someone else's IP. Amazingly in comparison to Mark, PP actually had a back up scam plan for his GTA and GotG playthroughs and he knows better than to play and Atlas game.

I would argue that, just being honest, PP isn't so far gone that he would think that on of all places youtube that if he did of all types of content as media review; which is plagued by abuse of fair use; he would be never free from strikes especially from a company like toei so he puts all his snorts in one basket.

must be that business degree.

Ugh, painting PP in a positive light, I feel so dirty... but there you go Phil, my gift to you, a post not shitting on you in your sequel post dedicated to you.

3 days ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZvWHPzR4Ps&t=2233
adblock that shit, his own channel

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I TOLD YOU. TO BUY. THE WOLVERINE FIGURE.

That story and the way he tells it is a big reason why I don't think there was ever any hope for Phil. He didn't get absolutely everything he ever wanted, and has had to fulfill (or pretend to fulfill, which is still more effort than he accepts) conditions to get some things, and that still didn't stop him from becoming the type to never accept downsides to anything ever. All the oldest intel on the pigroach displays that his refusal to learn what he's supposed to from the times when life tells him "No" goes back way further than anyone will likely ever know.

His parents fucked up, no doubt, but I don't think it would've changed anything if they had done anything different. Phil is basically Reese from Malcolm in the Middle, a kid who, when informed about the concept of empathy, asked why anyone would want it.

Didnt see this posted, he was very active last night.

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You can tell this is all for clout-chasing to escape tard wrangler hell, because him @ing people on Twitter is more networking than he has done his entire career.

What's funny is that he needs copious amounts of booze in his system in order to manage so much as THIS.

One big thing was when he was like 10 or something and his family played a joke on the kids and gave them all coal in their stockings. Phil got the largest lump of coal and cried like a little bitch.

And there's yet another reason to label him a lost cause from birth, because he never stopped being that 10 year-old version of himself. Can't pin that on upbringing, that's just straight-up destiny.

 

[Elescondido]

Didnt see this posted, he was very active last night.

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I respect the balls to shit on game journos when his taste in games is exactly the same lmao
except for the TLOU2 i guess but we all know he hates it cause of the sex scenes

 

[Iron Hamster]

The same reason he celebrates his birthday for a week. Give Phil stuff, and remind us constantly. I TOLD YOU. TO BUY. THE WOLVERINE FIGURE.

I would argue that he's hoping he'll eventually get that first edition one.


Why is he suddenly stalking females on twitter? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Forbidden Math]

Didnt see this posted, he was very active last night.

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That "my job is playing Halo Infinite" strikes me as a strange post. Randomly telling some girl on the internet his job is playing video games... Looking for a new girl DSP?

I'm sure they'll be so impressed by your career as a NEET troll.

 

[Nineteenlevels]

After the whole racist/phil's a nigger thing, I came across a compilation of all his past racism:

Very worth watching. At 26:50 he legitimately defends nazis (on an intellectual level)
And at 14:00 he says there is truth to racists stereotypes

DSP Tries It - Ultimate Racism & Insulting Other Countries (Original Cantabile 如歌 Upload)

The highlights of DSP's racist tirades where he insults people and cultures all over the world.Originally uploaded by:Cantabile 如歌 - https://www.youtube.com/...

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Kind of amazing how a person/culture can change so quickly. I would love this Phil back, now he'll go on a 40 minute rant if you so much as suggest he may have accidentally said a bad racial word.

 

[Iron Hamster]

That "my job is playing Halo Infinite" strikes me as a strange post. Randomly telling some girl on the internet his job is playing video games... Looking for a new girl DSP?

I'm sure they'll be so impressed by your career as a NEET troll.

It reads like Hey little girl.......want some cannnnnndeeeeeee?

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

"We love you but a lot of us heard a bad word."
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Note the cult-speak at the end.

The way he negates someone else's experience is dangerously autistic.
Phil could fucking kill someone with his car and then blame the victim for getting killed because he didn't mean to cause an accident. This shit is insane.

"If your MYYYND......makes you hear things that aren't happening...... YOU'RE STUPID!!"

Lol, what an enlightened take, giving a textbook summary of several legitimate & awful mental illnesses, & then attributing such a condition to a deep intelligence defict. What a stupid cunt.

I hope the bluehairs do take notice of him one day, regardless of his complete insignificance.

Pigtits is incredibly blessed that he is so intellectually disabled. If he was smart, & not a coward little prison prag, he'd have some vague grasp on self-awareness. And if he had that, he'd suicide himself out of sheer embarrassment.

Lol, this nigga done gone off the rails hard & he can't be helped or fixed. He's fucking insane, he's getting worse by the day, & we've long been at a point where whether or not you have a grasp on his history/lore, all of his aimless, chaotic, incessant blathering legitimately sounds like you're listening to an early onset dementia patient.

And I'm gonna watch this trashfire laughing till the cinders have stopped smoking & the ashes have all blown away. Then on to the next insufferable internet fucktard.

 

[PyroAlert]

Phil didn’t even play Serious Sam 3 right? I remember Phil being negative about it because it was being made by a small video game developer and not a “AAA” release like Assassin’s Creed. Yet Phil loved First and Second Encounter so it didn’t make sense for him to hate Sam 3. Now he is excited to play Sam 4? What?

Also, Phil’s job is not to play Halo Infinite. He does not have a job. He is no different that the panhandlers I see on the street corner holding signs literally saying “Please help feed my family”, which is exactly what Phil does.

Even if this so called lazy excuse for a job is a job, which it isn’t, Phil does not love it. Nobody who loves their job is on pins and needles everyday with stress wondering if they are gonna make it to tomorrow.

Phil sucks.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Didnt see this posted, he was very active last night.

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The early morning clout chasing, I loooooooove it!