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Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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I fucking love the contrast between the YT thumbnails and the Archive thumbnails recently. It's like a perception vs reality image.
Perception: Food!
Reality: Stroke face.
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Maybe I'm missing something here but that's just ordinary mashed potatoes as far as I can tell. Literally I've made the same thing... countless times. Sure they look dry as fuck but it's Mushbrain and the recipe is basic as shit. Why is this even a thing for him to make?
I'd love to see him attempt to make something like Lamprey Pie, Stargazey Pie which has fish head sticking out of it or mushy peas.
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Jack really looks like he has down syndrome in this one
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Do these fat fucks ever go anywhere other than Tex Mex these days?
I mean he basically does. He probably makes that same face when Tammy brings home nuggies in a happy meal.
Joycondrift
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It's actually wild the camera technology in phones produces DSLR quality pictures at the touch of a screen in all sorts of light conditions.
But jacks pictures continue to look like a point and shoot picture from 2006
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I use it for shortbread because you can cut it into flour. It's also good for biscuits, or anything where you actually cut the butter into dough so there are intact bits of it. I'd still get better if I could.
He's literally an irl soyjak.
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Took a break from the farms for a few days and this is the image I come back to.
Jack "Soy boy beta cuck" Scalfani showing off his best meme face. He's nothing but spare parts.
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Snoozer. Don't care about your shitty excuse to eat as much tex-mex as possible since Carolina BBQ Wars made you angy Jack. Shit video that's repeatable by the following:
1. Fat retard and his handler go to a tex-mex place like they do every week.
2. Fatty Doo Doo stares at the menu like a centerfold of Penthouse for half the video while his handler mommy-wife orders fish tacos or one of the other three things she always orders
3. Fat glutton narcissist gurgles lookadat and buys fajitas or some taco shit with all the fixin's
3b. At some point some literal baby music or what you hear when you have a stroke in your temporal lobes fires off if there's music in the shithole.
4. Gurgles in pleasure as he eats a shitload of meat, sour cream, cheese, and guac.
5 "So wet... so good A- or B+... or if am Angy D".
There. That's my runthrough of these worthless videos this glutton will make as a cope for how he hated Carolina. "Wars" is just an excuse to eat even more than usual.
This is why he'll scream in entitled rage at Daddy-God as he slams at light speed into the circle of hell designed for gluttons like him.
No. And I'm actually baffled on how they haven't run out of choices tbh given they fucking eat at one every single week. Even restaurants failing and turning over doesn't explain this to me.
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JackIsBlack
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Jesus Christ, I came here to say that he looks like a Goron from The Legend of Zelda with Down syndrome lmao!!
Also, I was wondering when the Jrs will make another Fat On The Go appearance… I bet one Klan is pissed off with the other, like Senior is annoyed he can’t manipulate and control Jr anymore.
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Where are his front teeth?
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Gone, Reduced to atoms. By his, inability to cook properly.
Gas station chipotle. Shocked Tammy didn't just slap him in the fucking face.
He still orders to prevent Tammy sniping.
Even if Jack did have downs, I'd support hitting him in the face whenever he orders food.
Like seriously, the guy at the counter should just deck him.
HANNIBAL! COME KICK THIS FUCKER IN THE HEAD!
He still orders to prevent Tammy sniping.
Even if Jack did have downs, I'd support hitting him in the face whenever he orders food.
Like seriously, the guy at the counter should just deck him.
HANNIBAL! COME KICK THIS FUCKER IN THE HEAD!
Aaway
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*jack tells tammy what he's ordering*
tammy: GET WHATEVER YOU WANT!
channel name needs to be changed to "tex-mex on the go" since that's 99% of the content these days. place looked like a shittier version of chipotle and jack, the self-proclaimed expert on tacos, raves about how authentic they were. the only reason he gave this place a high score was because they put a lot of meat in the tacos and it was cheap
lots of food for cheap will get you an A every single time on fat on the go
abobe
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Jack eats more Tex-Mex in a month than I do all year, and I live in TX. I somewhat feel bad for Tammy because she has to wipe his ass after his spicy food shits so frequently.
I've always hated his deadpan face delivery. This video has a great example after he says the price of the food @4:55.
I've always hated his deadpan face delivery. This video has a great example after he says the price of the food @4:55.
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That's the face of a 2 year old who just shat himself while at the play place.
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Alright, I am wholeheartedly 100% convinced after this video that all of these Jack on the Go's are just an excuse to pull some tax scam. He literally doesn't even know the name of the fucking place he is eating at 0:40. Take a couple of pictures of the food and a bite or two and done. He only makes a video eating out just so he can write it off. He started this video in a parking lot, no production value looking like he just came from a movie or something and decided he wanted to make a video to cover the meal in his taxes. He also made up some bullshit story on the fly about his friend mentioning tacos, call it TACO WARS, complete nonsense. Since he is a technically a business all of these meal expenses can be claimed. What a slimeball.
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Yeah, I basically am certain the only reason he's still able to do Fat on the Go is tax fraud purposes. He's able to write it all off so that it's just the price of gas on Tammy's end... unless they're writing some of that off too.
Makes a lot of sense if that's how they aren't struggling as much. It's playing with fire though, especially when you have a hatebase that might report it.
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He probably likes these because they're cheap and often have ridiculous lunch specials that are enough for three dinners for a normal person, but the fat pig eats them in their entirety in a single sitting.
I think he's probably sunk below the level where the IRS would consider it a hobby and not a real business any more. It might take another couple years of losing money before he loses the presumption of it being a business (3 profitable years out of 5 consecutive years qualifies for that).
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