US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Dracula's Spirit Animal]

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what could go wrong.
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Ugh. Fun fact, Orwell had no natural kids. He adopted late, and I think the son he adopted was an adult IIRC.

Why can't these fucks write something new? Something with the same general theme even, without being such poor artists they are like runaway cancer.

Too many years of writing or reading fanfic, I guess. But it's really an indictment of women either writing their own stories, or men writing original stories from a woman's POV.

Have you ever met someone from LA?

Completely smug elitist pricks who think they are better that anyone else, but without that New England style prestige smugness. At least all those snow niggers in Vermont can claim their great great grand pappies took part in 1776.

Most of them are smug fags who believe LA has all the culture and greatest place in the nation, and it has cost them hard. Also a lot of nigger pandering as well that rivals Oakland and San Francisco as well.

Christ. I've met DOZENS of people over the years that have that smug attitude, and keep it for even twenty years later, because they went on VACATION to LA. It's embarrassing.

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What kind of shitty person----? Oh, right.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Is that legit his excuse? "I was in the military so I know more than you"

That excuse always works all the time on boomer cuckservatives so why not.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

This guy looks like every bread tube loon trying to explain and justify Anarcho Marxist theory. Probably lists his pro nouns.

I thought the whole let's go Brandon thing was cringe but as usual the absolute seething response from the snowflakes on the left make it the least cringe thing in this whole thing.

It's basically the most successful boomer meme ever and it made me roll my eyes hearing it the first few times but the essays written about how totally not mad it makes people makes it a pretty worthwhile one.

 

[MirrorNoir]

His charisma comes from his eyepatch, so yes.

The eyepatch is only part of it. Crenshaw is a handsome man even before he lost his eye, so it's a combination of the meme eyepatch (and SNL giving him a TON of sympathy points given how they mocked him over the loss of his eye) and his handsome face and his military service.

If the SNL incident never happened (and in retrospect, it's shocking how fast and complete they caved and apologized to Crenshaw; to the extent that it makes you wonder if Crenshaw DOES have important people grooming him to the degree that Lorne Michaels and the junkie Peter Davidson were forced to bend over for Crenshaw in apology) and he was like Tim Bottoms or Maximilian Schell in Johnny Got His Gun and Young Lions respectively in that he was so fucking disfigured that he had to wear a box shaped mask over his face to hide the gaping wound that is his face, he wouldn't be nowhere near as popular as he is. He's definitely coasting off of his looks and sympathy for his disfigurement to be the new "McCain" for those who want a weaksauce GOP.

*Edited because I confused Maximilian Schell with Montgomery Cliff; the former plays a German officer who gets his face blown off in The Young Lions, with his costar Montgomery Cliff, who legit got his face fucked up in a car crash.

 

[Oats12345]

The eyepatch is only part of it. Crenshaw is a handsome man even before he lost his eye, so it's a combination of the meme eyepatch (and SNL giving him a TON of sympathy points given how they mocked him over the loss of his eye) and his handsome face and his military service.

If the SNL incident never happened (and in retrospect, it's shocking how fast and complete they caved and apologized to Crenshaw; to the extent that it makes you wonder if Crenshaw DOES have important people grooming him to the degree that Lorne Michaels and the junkie Peter Davidson were forced to bend over for Crenshaw in apology) and he was like Tim Bottoms or Montgomery Cliff in that he was so fucking disfigured that he had to wear a box shaped mask over his face to hide the gaping wound that is his face, he wouldn't be nowhere near as popular as he is. He's definitely coasting off of his looks and sympathy for his disfigurement to be the new "McCain" for those who want a weaksauce GOP.

Indeed makes you wonder. After he cuck out recently. I been wondering the same thing on the whole SNL apology in a new light.

 

[Just Hamsters]

Have you ever met someone from LA?

Completely smug elitist pricks who think they are better that anyone else, but without that New England style prestige smugness. At least all those snow niggers in Vermont can claim their great great grand pappies took part in 1776.

Most of them are smug fags who believe LA has all the culture and greatest place in the nation, and it has cost them hard. Also a lot of nigger pandering as well that rivals Oakland and San Francisco as well.

Christ. I've met DOZENS of people over the years that have that smug attitude, and keep it for even twenty years later, because they went on VACATION to LA. It's embarrassing.

But don'tchya know everything's better in EL-AY.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

He's married to a black woman with biracial kids.

He’s also a scumbag corporate lawyer. He’s ALSO a former Houston City Councilman. It’s funny, but back when he was on City Council and practicing law he was all about $1000 suits and speaking proper English. As soon as he went all-in on the radio show, he grew a beard, started rolling his sleeves up, and he suddenly developed an East Texas accent plus reminds his audience hourly about the fact that he was born in Beaumont and is JUST LIKE YALL!

 

[mandatorylurk]

The absolute state of everything.

 

[HandsomeDan]

White House Working With Reporters ‘To Reshape Coverage’ Of Economic Woes Under Biden As Approval Sinks: Report | The Daily Wire

www.dailywire.com

Of course they are...

 

[lolwut]

As someone who wore an eyepatch for years, how high up Crenshaw wears his really bugs me.

I don't know why.

Probably because he spent all those years sucking CIA dick.

Why do you think he wears that massive "look at me" eyepatch? hes not larping as a pirate.

If the eyepatch slipped any lower you'd see the establishment fleshlight installed underneath.

 

[Oxous]

It's a kind of a slow news day. To make up for that, here's Hillary crying while reading the acceptance speech she had written for 2016.

I got this from some ACLU loser's Twitter account, which he protected a couple minutes after I saw this. Probably because everyone in the comments was making fun of her.

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The absolute state of everything.

>when the blind guy knows where to go but you don't

 

[Snekposter]

>when the blind guy knows where to go but you don't

I would say something about the blind leading the blind, but that gives Biden too much credit.

 

[chiobu]

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The absolute state of everything.

I'm not a Biden fan but it does look like the blind man was holding onto Biden as a guide and probably asking where he was

On first take it looked extremely bad though ngl

 

[silverstacks]

courts will probably say this is valid.

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1468367831725002753

"Barack Obama Global Prep Academy"

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Why can't these fucks write something new? Something with the same general theme even, without being such poor artists they are like runaway cancer.

Because whenever they DO write something new, no one bothers to watch/read/play it:

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The absolute state of everything.

Look at this man! How does he look so out of place everywhere he is?! THIS is the most popular President in US history?!

White House Working With Reporters ‘To Reshape Coverage’ Of Economic Woes Under Biden As Approval Sinks: Report | The Daily Wire

www.dailywire.com

Of course they are...

"Inflation? What inflation? There is no inflation! Don't believe your lying eyes!"

It's a kind of a slow news day. To make up for that, here's Hillary crying while reading the acceptance speech she had written for 2016.
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I got this from some ACLU loser's Twitter account, which he protected a couple minutes after I saw this. Probably because everyone in the comments was making fun of her.

Hillary Clinton: the sorest of all sore losers.

 

[Myles the Potatophile]

It's a kind of a slow news day. To make up for that, here's Hillary crying while reading the acceptance speech she had written for 2016.
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I got this from some ACLU loser's Twitter account, which he protected a couple minutes after I saw this. Probably because everyone in the comments was making fun of her.

>when the blind guy knows where to go but you don't

Her and Obama were both at Trumps inauguration. I thought there was some sort of burying the hatchet with that, but it wasn't long before she started talking shit about him on Twitter. I didn't have a grasp of just how nasty and desperate politicians were willing to be until Trump began his term.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

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Why is there a blind dude hanging out near a bunch of tool boxes and lifts? Seems like a safety issue. Also some guy is wearing sunglasses inside. Maybe he’s about to weld something?

 

[spiritofamermaid]

Because whenever they DO write something new, no one bothers to watch/read/play it:
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Look at this man! How does he look so out of place everywhere he is?! THIS is the most popular President in US history?!

"Inflation? What inflation? There is no inflation! Don't believe your lying eyes!"

Hillary Clinton: the sorest of all sore losers.

Surprised about Owl House to be honest. In the syndicated animation scene (not quite sure how to phrase it, hahaha) it was noted for how successfully it was able to cater to every child demographic with the cast. Wonder if the news about the writer being a pedo actually made an impact. I personally doubt it (wrt making an actual impact), so I wonder what happened.

Maybe it got replaced with TTG?

Edit: Whoops, confused TOH with The Loud House. In my defense, visually and name-wise they are very similar.

 

[Constellationzero]

I'm not a Biden fan but it does look like the blind man was holding onto Biden as a guide and probably asking where he was

On first take it looked extremely bad though ngl

IDK, man. It was Pedophile's voice saying "Where am I?"

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Wonder if the news about the writer being a pedo actually made an impact. I personally doubt it (wrt making an actual impact), so I wonder what happened.

I had my suspicions, but it was actually confirmed? Citation please? Cuz HOLY FUCKING SHIT if true.....