Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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  • Dogs pork up and get lazy when you cut their balls off.
  • They love stinky things
  • Dogs also often hide and get stressed out when they hear loud noises like gunshots.
  • They would be homeless if you didn't take them in and care for them.
  • They have "accidents" in the house sometimes.
  • They also will hump their toys if they get too wound up.
  • They are submissive to their pack leader
I don't know, y'all. I think Kev might actually be a dog.
 
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Cerabella said:
Kevin casually admit animal negligence
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I can't get over "None of us want to [trim the cats' nails] regularly." Not "the cats won't let us" or "we don't know how." Just DON'T WAAAANNA.

They don't deserve a single animal, let alone hundreds.

Some older cats need their nails clipped because they're less likely to use scratching posts, so their nails can get too long and start curling under their paws. It's not a matter of just being fine with getting the shit scratched out of you. It's healthy for the cats and genuinely takes less than a minute, even if the cat is really ornery about it.

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Cerabella said:
Kevin casually admit animal negligence
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It can be quite the struggle to bathe, brush and groom a cat, but clipping their claws is extremely easy and they're usually chill about it. Even if you're anxious and new to the procedure, the quick is always very easy to see and the clip area is forgiving. With two people it shouldn't take more than 30 minutes to maintain the claws of all their cats.

All that space and apparently they have nothing to file their claws on. We're supposed to believe they're excellent with their animals when they can't even put aside an hour once every few weeks to trim cat claws?

I don't even like cats, man.
 
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Mealy Mouth Spittle said:
  • Dogs pork up and get lazy when you cut their balls off.
  • They love stinky things
  • Dogs also often hide and get stressed out when they hear loud noises like gunshots.
  • They would be homeless if you didn't take them in and care for them.
  • They have "accidents" in the house sometimes.
  • They also will hump their toys if they get too wound up.
  • They are submissive to their pack leader
I don't know, y'all. I think Kev might actually be a dog.
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I hope Kevin has had his shots! It's a shame Bonnie isn't around anymore, or else he would get to give Kevin the Old Yeller treatment.

Bonnie's...gone, right? ( I despise asking but I can only keep up with so many details in the KCU. This thread is quite long and it doesn't help me that it splintered with the Tranch thread. I dunno it's a shame, other than cosplaying as a fat puerto rican whore, Bonnie seemed like the only dude at the Tranch with a head on his shoulders.

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the khat quaffer said:
I hope Kevin has had his shots! It's a shame Bonnie isn't around anymore, or else he would get to give Kevin the Old Yeller treatment.

Bonnie's...gone, right? ( I despise asking but I can only keep up with so many details in the KCU. This thread is quite long and it doesn't help me that it splintered with the Tranch thread. I dunno it's a shame, other than cosplaying as a fat puerto rican whore, Bonnie seemed like the only dude at the Tranch with a head on his shoulders.
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Should the tranch be given it's own cults board? Has it truly earned its place on the front page alongside the gunt, chris, tommy tooter, and yavin?
 
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Friendly Futa said:
Am dog

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Am dog is just a rearrangement of letters away from "am god". Looking forward to prison Jesus saga!
Mealy Mouth Spittle said:
  • Dogs pork up and get lazy when you cut their balls off.
  • They love stinky things
  • Dogs also often hide and get stressed out when they hear loud noises like gunshots.
  • They would be homeless if you didn't take them in and care for them.
  • They have "accidents" in the house sometimes.
  • They also will hump their toys if they get too wound up.
  • They are submissive to their pack leader
I don't know, y'all. I think Kev might actually be a dog.
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Yeah but dogs:
  • love walks
  • can preform tricks
  • are housetrained
  • have hair
  • have the ability to be trained to preform several jobs
  • have a hunting instinct and will kill things given the opportunity
  • have white girls who want to fuck them
I think the comparison is a bit off.
Open Window Maniac said:
Something about Kevin tweeting about dogs makes me seriously question how much more of this I can take. (:_(
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It's ok to get off the thread for a bit homie. Go outside, or at least pet some dogs. The highlights exist for a reason. :heart-empty:
the khat quaffer said:
Bonnie's...gone, right? ( I despise asking but I can only keep up with so many details in the KCU. This thread is quite long and it doesn't help me that it splintered with the Tranch thread. I dunno it's a shame, other than cosplaying as a fat puerto rican whore, Bonnie seemed like the only dude at the Tranch with a head on his shoulders.
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Bonnie left for real pussy but both he and she are batshit insane and he took up several of her batshit qualities. He is now a munchie like her, he says he has multiple personalities like her, he eats food from the foodbank fast like a motherfucker, attempted to fuck his girlfriend in a resturant bathroom but were thrown out, pilfered a house the GF was dogsitting at with her and got high on weed and shrooms and filmed porn in it with her THEN wrote the owners a thank you note, and has narcissistically claimed how fucking good he is at things and how he is better than any therapist for his gf. He even said the tranch should be begging to have him and her as kings of the ranch because the two of them would be fantastic leaders (he says, shitting his pants and smoking weed all day). He went back to the ranch and didn't get the groveling welcome he expected so he DFE and got pissed.

TL;DR: no, and he might start troon waco.
 
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