Ethan Ralph the Food Connoisseur (and fashion expert) - Discuss gunt's food choices and shitty merch -- Surprise! The fat pig consumes a lot of food.

[The Big Dream]

Not a reputable place at all.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Ralph's clothes are spiffy. The only issue is he's a fat fuck. I don't want to sound snobbish, but people here don't know what they're talking about. It was very apparent when people referred to his Vegas dry-aged tomahawk steak as plain beef that "lacked sauce" as if that's normal. Perhaps people purchase their steaks at Walmart, which there's nothing wrong with, and they pour some fancy A1 steak sauce on it.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

Keep in mind, Ralph wears the hat high on his head to gain those few precious inches of fake height. It probably wouldn't take much more than a light breeze to set that thing sailing into the wind.

I just assumed it was a Tim Pool-esque cope to hide any balding spot on the back of his head

 

[LordOdin]

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Ralph forgets the reason his clothes are so expensive is that he needs to buy 5 that are sewn together.

Ralph's clothes are spiffy. The only issue is he's a fat fuck. I don't want to sound snobbish, but people here don't know what they're talking about. It was very apparent when people referred to his Vegas dry-aged tomahawk steak as plain beef that "lacked sauce" as if that's normal. Perhaps people purchase their steaks at Walmart, which there's nothing wrong with, and they pour some fancy A1 steak sauce on it.

Even dry aged a nice warm pepper sauce is a good fit for a steak or my favourite is a good forest mushroom sauce we're not talking sauce from a bottle. Add to that there where no sides at all like vegetables or in simpler restaurants fries it was an empty plate. If you've been to restaurants all meats tend to get a sauce for that finishing touch.

Edit : I double post you clean up janny earn your non existent pay.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

The lack of sides or "steak fries," as if that justifies the price of the steak, is also laughable. If you're eating fries with your steak you're eating at annApplebees or something equivalent.

 

[LordOdin]

The lack of sides or "steak fries," as if that justifies the price of the steak, is also laughable. If you're eating fries with your steak you're eating at annApplebees or something equivalent.

It does not justify the price of a steak it's all about dressing the plate presentation matters in a restaurant. T bones are not very expensive compared to other cuts the only half justification is the size of the steak and if your restaurant only boasts of the size of a steak it's not the high quality one should brag about.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

If you're eating fries with your steak you're eating at annApplebees or something equivalent.

Have you never heard of "steak frites"? It's on pretty much every steakhouse menu.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph's clothes are spiffy. The only issue is he's a fat fuck. I don't want to sound snobbish, but people here don't know what they're talking about. It was very apparent when people referred to his Vegas dry-aged tomahawk steak as plain beef that "lacked sauce" as if that's normal. Perhaps people purchase their steaks at Walmart, which there's nothing wrong with, and they pour some fancy A1 steak sauce on it.

Spiffy, lmao. You think XXL graphic tees and elastic waist pants are spiffy?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph's clothes are spiffy. The only issue is he's a fat fuck. I don't want to sound snobbish, but people here don't know what they're talking about. It was very apparent when people referred to his Vegas dry-aged tomahawk steak as plain beef that "lacked sauce" as if that's normal. Perhaps people purchase their steaks at Walmart, which there's nothing wrong with, and they pour some fancy A1 steak sauce on it.

His clothes are fine, his accessories niggerish. But his clothes are absolutely not something he should be flexing about. He acts like only a big shot could be a Polo button-down shirt and jeans.

 

[break these cuffs]

Spiffy, lmao. You think XXL graphic tees and elastic waist pants are spiffy?

You are asking that question in the Ethan Ralph subforum of Kiwi Farms. You are also being very generous with only two Xs.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

His clothes are fine, his accessories niggerish. But his clothes are absolutely not something he should be flexing about. He acts like only a big shot could be a Polo button-down shirt and jeans.

That’s high fashion for the gunt. He showed up to Digibro’s place in matching orange basketball shorts and shirt while wearing flip flops. Even his current Vegas trip has him in a PlayStation logo tshirt, hat worn too high, and I’m betting basketball shorts for comfort. Dressing business casual might as well be a formal suit compared to his usual wigger attire

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

That’s high fashion for the gunt. He showed up to Digibro’s place in matching orange basketball shorts and shirt while wearing flip flops. Even his current Vegas trip has him in a PlayStation logo tshirt, hat worn too high, and I’m betting basketball shorts for comfort. Dressing business casual might as well be a formal suit compared to his usual wigger attire

His Gunt certainly makes button pants a
major ask. I remember when I was a kid fat guys used to button and belt under their gut, but when your gut becomes a Gunt and hangs mid thigh…that’s gotta be awkward.

Unfortunately, thanks to the digi fight, we know when he wears elastic shorts he pulls them over the Gunt. But that could be quite uncomfortable with button pants, nevermind they don’t have room in the crotch for the hang. He’d either have to buy super large pants to cover the Gunt or smaller pants to let the Gunt hang over. Gunt of course wore a jacket to cover that region in one of the only photos we have of him wearing non-elastic waist pants.

We need some fatty experts to tell us how Ralph sizes his pants with a hanging panus of such girth.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I don’t think Ralph wears a belt. If he was he would’ve brought it up as being some over priced crap belt with a designer logo.

But nothing in his outfit tweet flexed a belt

 

[ellroy]

It does not justify the price of a steak it's all about dressing the plate presentation matters in a restaurant. T bones are not very expensive compared to other cuts the only half justification is the size of the steak and if your restaurant only boasts of the size of a steak it's not the high quality one should brag about.

Tomahawk steaks in general aren’t worth the price, people like to get them because when the bone is clean (Ralph’s was not) it looks attractive for a piece of meat. However the price isn’t, because the butcher charges them by weight with the bone adding to the scale total and the restaurant passes that charge to the diner plus mark up.

Just order a damn ribeye instead.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I don’t think Ralph wears a belt. If he was he would’ve brought it up as being some over priced crap belt with a designer logo.

But nothing in his outfit tweet flexed a belt

Yep he would be wearing on those $500 Gucci GG belts that every college age white girl wears to the bar

 

[ellroy]

Ralph's clothes are spiffy. The only issue is he's a fat fuck. I don't want to sound snobbish, but people here don't know what they're talking about. It was very apparent when people referred to his Vegas dry-aged tomahawk steak as plain beef that "lacked sauce" as if that's normal. Perhaps people purchase their steaks at Walmart, which there's nothing wrong with, and they pour some fancy A1 steak sauce on it.

I partially agree with you. Ralph is capable of buying tasteful designer clothes but I don’t know if it’s necessarily out of fashion sense or more so for the status symbol the brand represents. There are times Ralph looks like a complete dickhead with his outfit. I feel like Pantsu (and previously Faith) may be involved in picking out clothes for him to wear.

Concerning the meat. I agree. The tomahawk steak he had looked way more appealing than that pathetic piece of beef he had at the Sinatra restaurant. Not every steak needs a sauce, it depends on the cut and quality of the beef. The ribeye portion of the tomahawk has enough flavor that merely putting some black pepper on it would do the trick (at least how I prefer it).

Steak frites aren’t something a serious steak house offers, usually they are for restaurants that can cook a steak just aren’t known for steaks; it’s a menu item for people that have a problem with anything else or just don’t want to chance it with any other entrée. It’s a high brow version of a burger order at a sit down restaurant.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

The lack of sides or "steak fries," as if that justifies the price of the steak, is also laughable. If you're eating fries with your steak you're eating at annApplebees or something equivalent.

Have you never heard of "steak frites"? It's on pretty much every steakhouse menu.

It's a staple of French and Belgium cooking. Every bistro I went to in France served Steak Frites and it was amazing! Especially if they were kind enough to add some bearnaise sauce into the mix.

 

[JewBacca]

I partially agree with you. Ralph is capable of buying tasteful designer clothes but I don’t know if it’s necessarily out of fashion sense or more so for the status symbol the brand represents. There are times Ralph looks like a complete dickhead with his outfit. I feel like Pantsu (and previously Faith) may be involved in picking out clothes for him to wear.

Concerning the meat. I agree. The tomahawk steak he had looked way more appealing than that pathetic piece of beef he had at the Sinatra restaurant. Not every steak needs a sauce, it depends on the cut and quality of the beef. The ribeye portion of the tomahawk has enough flavor that merely putting some black pepper on it would do the trick (at least how I prefer it).

Steak frites aren’t something a serious steak house offers, usually they are for restaurants that can cook a steak just aren’t known for steaks; it’s a menu item for people that have a problem with anything else or just don’t want to chance it with any other entrée. It’s a high brow version of a burger order at a sit down restaurant.

IDK I have eaten at quite a few steakhouses, from national chains like Logans to higher end establishments such as Prime in Vegas, I have yet to see a steakhouse that didn't offer some type of fries.

Now granted ordering $30.00 fries to go with your Wellington and caviar seems a bit redneck, but nothing would surprise me, when it comes to tubby's diet.

 

[cistendered]

I partially agree with you. Ralph is capable of buying tasteful designer clothes but I don’t know if it’s necessarily out of fashion sense or more so for the status symbol the brand represents. There are times Ralph looks like a complete dickhead with his outfit. I feel like Pantsu (and previously Faith) may be involved in picking out clothes for him to wear.

This $15 uWu chibi kawaii anime schoolgirl costume is what Manstu wore when she went around Vegas with Ethan the first trip. I sincerely doubt she is dressing Ralph when she can barely dress herself. Likewise I think all Faith wears is overalls and velcro shoes, I doubt she has strong opinions regarding male fashion. I'm confident that Ralph's fashion sense is 100% a product of his booze soaked white nigger brain.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Steak frites aren’t something a serious steak house offers, usually they are for restaurants that can cook a steak just aren’t known for steaks; it’s a menu item for people that have a problem with anything else or just don’t want to chance it with any other entrée. It’s a high brow version of a burger order at a sit down restaurant.

It's incredibly common in high end steakhouses, and some consider it to be Belgium's national dish.